Considering legally changing my name to Maverick Kill-Shark:

ciderman9000000 · 26th September 2008, 12:04

I was trying to think up the coolest most badest name i could think up during my morning break at work. This resulted in me being formally dared to legally have my name changed by deed poll to Maverick Kill-Shark. I think i'm gonna go for it; i've already checked up on the procedure, it's really quite simple. Any thoughts?

noodlehair · 26th September 2008, 12:05

I don't want to be called Maverick Kill-Shark

esmufc07 · 26th September 2008, 12:05

Maverick McKill Shark sounds better.

Alliteration and all that.

AdZzUtd · 26th September 2008, 12:07

Maverick McMax Power FHM KillShark Bounty Hunting Japzi.

Redlambs · 26th September 2008, 12:10

First off, you should try that thing in Fight Club, you know where he shoots himself in the head to get rid of the other dude? That would take care of Noodles.

Then you can do it.

Scholesgoals · 26th September 2008, 12:11

my friend changed his name to nigel bottomface and got an article in the sun. Google it.

ciderman9000000 · 26th September 2008, 12:24

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Originally Posted by esmufc07

Maverick McKill Shark sounds better.

Alliteration and all that.

It's funny you should say that, because in the meantime, it's been decided, and subsequently formally dared, that i be called Maverick AK McKill-Shark.

Mickeyredlad · 26th September 2008, 12:25

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Originally Posted by ciderman9000000

It's funny you should say that, because in the meantime, it's been decided, and subsequently formally dared, that i be called Maverick AK McKill-Shark.

Do it, it makes yound really cool.

noodlehair · 26th September 2008, 12:26

No it hasn't.

esmufc07 · 26th September 2008, 12:26

Quote:

Originally Posted by ciderman9000000

It's funny you should say that, because in the meantime, it's been decided, and subsequently formally dared, that i be called Maverick AK McKill-Shark.

You know what they say about great minds Cider.

Dr. Dwayne · 26th September 2008, 13:40

My mate went to high school with a guy who changed his name form something rather normal sounding to Eric Wyld Powers.

Don't do it cider, it's rather unbecoming.

ThatOldRedMagic · 26th September 2008, 13:46

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Originally Posted by ciderman9000000

It's funny you should say that, because in the meantime, it's been decided, and subsequently formally dared, that i be called Maverick AK McKill-Shark.

No doubt A K stands for Attack Kalashnikov?

Or is it Aloysius Kermit?

bazalini · 26th September 2008, 13:53

Quote:

Originally Posted by ciderman9000000

I was trying to think up the coolest most badest name i could think up during my morning break at work. This resulted in me being formally dared to legally have my name changed by deed poll to Maverick Kill-Shark. I think i'm gonna go for it; i've already checked up on the procedure, it's really quite simple. Any thoughts?

Why Kill-Shark.

Was your Mum a Shark and your dad a Kill

Kilshark would be best. It would also add an Irish root to your ancestory.

ThatOldRedMagic · 26th September 2008, 13:58

I liked the old Python and ISIRTA names. Colonel Henry MacHorsetrouser and Lady Constance de Coverlet.

To say nothing of Mr Z Q Zinc-Trumpet.

ciderman9000000 · 26th September 2008, 14:29

Quote:

Originally Posted by bazalini

Why Kill-Shark.

Was your Mum a Shark and your dad a Kill

Kilshark would be best. It would also add an Irish root to your ancestory.

Maverick Andrew Kalashnikov McKill-Shark. That's the final draft. Mr A. K. McKill-Shark.

Dippersripper · 26th September 2008, 14:47

I want to change mine to turbo man

Stanley Road · 26th September 2008, 14:58

I cant think of anything cooler cider

You go for it man

711 · 26th September 2008, 15:04

I am given to sign things as Sebastian McCuttlefish.

If I'm in a rush it's Henry Turbot.

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ciderman9000000 Off his rocker Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: ▲ ► Posts: 7,917	Considering legally changing my name to Maverick Kill-Shark: I was trying to think up the coolest most badest name i could think up during my morning break at work. This resulted in me being formally dared to legally have my name changed by deed poll to Maverick Kill-Shark. I think i'm gonna go for it; i've already checked up on the procedure, it's really quite simple. Any thoughts?

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noodlehair Sacked Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes. Posts: 31,843	I don't want to be called Maverick Kill-Shark

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esmufc07 Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Cobra on my left; Leopard on my right! Posts: 278	Maverick McKill Shark sounds better. Alliteration and all that.

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Redlambs First Team Sub Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Officially the best poker player on RAWK. Your cash has been donated to the Gary Neville for Prime Minister fund, cheers you scouse twats. Posts: 7,807	First off, you should try that thing in Fight Club, you know where he shoots himself in the head to get rid of the other dude? That would take care of Noodles. Then you can do it.

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ThatOldRedMagic Reserve Team Player Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Diss, Norfolk Posts: 2,399	I liked the old Python and ISIRTA names. Colonel Henry MacHorsetrouser and Lady Constance de Coverlet. To say nothing of Mr Z Q Zinc-Trumpet.

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Stanley Road I.C.F. Member Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Viva Ronaldo Posts: 23,007	I cant think of anything cooler cider You go for it man

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