Could not finish 'it' off

McK@n · 4th July 2007, 14:40

So im with this new bird. The last one was to tight, so i went for a better looking chick instead (plz change my tag). Massive jugs to. We're having sex and about 10 minutes in or so im about to cum. But then she's like "NO you wait!" Soo we slow it down. 10 more minutes in, it's about to go off again. But she would not have it. wait she says. "we cum together". Im just thinking she's almost there so i hold on. 10 minutes or more then she's finally there. but now i can't finish it off. Soo i keep going for 20 minutes or more, she even get's down and makes an effort but now i can't make it.

AS a man you can't just turn it off, if you need to cum you better cum or you wont make it.. Slept with this huge boner all night. thats 8 hours of bad sleep. Fucking hell! may that be a lesson to you all.

Big Andy · 4th July 2007, 14:41

Bollocks...you spaffed your jizz over her leg and cried yourself to sleep...

Mihajlovic · 4th July 2007, 14:41

Remember this: your needs come first!

Big Andy · 4th July 2007, 14:42

A real bloke would've left her in a steaming, twictching heap of jizz in the corner...

Spammy · 4th July 2007, 14:42

When you say huge, you mean about 3 inches don't you?

seanboy · 4th July 2007, 14:42

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Originally Posted by Big Andy

Bollocks...you spaffed your jizz over her leg and cried yourself to sleep...

sammymc · 4th July 2007, 14:42

have you considered clitoral stimulation?

plus when you say your last girlfriend was too tight...what exactly do you mean? money or fanny wise?

McK@n · 4th July 2007, 14:44

the other day i got hit by the ball right on the balls at a footie game. Perhaps thats the reason. the sack, again might i add, got this blueish colour

Big Andy · 4th July 2007, 14:44

Quote:

Originally Posted by sammymc

have you considered clitoral stimulation?

plus when you say your last girlfriend was too tight...what exactly do you mean? money or fanny wise?

He was trying to fuck her bellybutton...

McK@n · 4th July 2007, 14:45

Quote:

Originally Posted by sammymc

have you considered clitoral stimulation?

plus when you say your last girlfriend was too tight...what exactly do you mean? money or fanny wise?

Virgin. had this other thread obout her.

uae · 4th July 2007, 14:45

i think your tagline should be changed to can't cum

Big Andy · 4th July 2007, 14:46

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Originally Posted by uae

i think your tagline should be changed to can't cum

McK@n McK@n't Cum

pert · 4th July 2007, 14:46

Is there any need to tell the entire Internet?

sammymc · 4th July 2007, 14:46

so you dont know if she was tight at all then?

just didnt want her first time to be with you.

Think she made a good call on that.

McK@n · 4th July 2007, 14:48

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Originally Posted by uae

i think your tagline should be changed to can't cum

atleast i fufilled my duties for her...

Big Andy · 4th July 2007, 14:49

Quote:

Originally Posted by McK@n

atleast i fufilled my duties for her...

you didn't full fill her clout though did you...

uae · 4th July 2007, 14:49

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big Andy

McK@n McK@an't Cum

winner

McK@n · 4th July 2007, 14:49

Quote:

Originally Posted by pert

Is there any need to tell the entire Internet?

Well, this is the spiritual home of men

sully07 · 4th July 2007, 14:49

I am stunned you appear to be boasting that you couldn't bring a fat bird to orgasm after 30 minutes.

marcosdeto · 4th July 2007, 14:49

McK@n's biography will be entitled "Never ending story"

Wonder Pigeon · 4th July 2007, 14:51

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Originally Posted by McK@n

Well, this is the spiritual home of men

Thats an interesting way of describing it.

McK@n · 4th July 2007, 14:51

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Originally Posted by sully07

I am stunned you appear to be boasting that you couldn't bring a fat bird to orgasm after 30 minutes.

Ohh you should see her...

pert · 4th July 2007, 14:52

I've just seen on another forum...

Some bird is saying her bloke has a tiny cock...

Shocking stuff

McK@n · 4th July 2007, 14:54

Quote:

Originally Posted by pert

I've just seen on another forum...

Some bird is saying her bloke has a tiny cock...

Shocking stuff

Chorley1974 · 4th July 2007, 17:21

Quote:

Originally Posted by sully07

I am stunned you appear to be boasting that you couldn't bring a fat bird to orgasm after 30 minutes.

Patti · 4th July 2007, 17:59

Quote:

Originally Posted by McK@n

So im with this new bird. The last one was to tight, so i went for a better looking chick instead (plz change my tag). Massive jugs to. We're having sex and about 10 minutes in or so im about to cum. But then she's like "NO you wait!" Soo we slow it down. 10 more minutes in, it's about to go off again. But she would not have it. wait she says. "we cum together". Im just thinking she's almost there so i hold on. 10 minutes or more then she's finally there. but now i can't finish it off. Soo i keep going for 20 minutes or more, she even get's down and makes an effort but now i can't make it.

AS a man you can't just turn it off, if you need to cum you better cum or you wont make it.. Slept with this huge boner all night. thats 8 hours of bad sleep. Fucking hell! may that be a lesson to you all.

serves you right for being selfish

Eto'odinho · 4th July 2007, 19:16

Pervs

golden_blunder · 4th July 2007, 19:25

by 30 mins you mean 3 minutes dont you

i dont understand the fascination of telling people about your sex life on the internet

laura · 4th July 2007, 21:04

Quote:

Originally Posted by sammymc

plus when you say your last girlfriend was too tight...what exactly do you mean? money or fanny wise?

DiaboliQue · 11th December 2007, 15:34

So you couldn't make her have an orgasm for 30 mins? That's weakkkk

redmanc · 11th December 2007, 15:39

Maybe he's still going now

Saints RL MUFC · 11th December 2007, 15:41

Have you heard of foreplay, or did you just stick it in and hope for the best?

Or are you just a pin dick?

4th July 2007, 14:40	#1 (permalink)
McK@n 40 year old Virgin Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: titsville Posts: 1,691	Could not finish 'it' off So im with this new bird. The last one was to tight, so i went for a better looking chick instead (plz change my tag). Massive jugs to. We're having sex and about 10 minutes in or so im about to cum. But then she's like "NO you wait!" Soo we slow it down. 10 more minutes in, it's about to go off again. But she would not have it. wait she says. "we cum together". Im just thinking she's almost there so i hold on. 10 minutes or more then she's finally there. but now i can't finish it off. Soo i keep going for 20 minutes or more, she even get's down and makes an effort but now i can't make it. AS a man you can't just turn it off, if you need to cum you better cum or you wont make it.. Slept with this huge boner all night. thats 8 hours of bad sleep. Fucking hell! may that be a lesson to you all.

4th July 2007, 14:41	#2 (permalink)
Big Andy Yid Bang Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Officially the Best and Funniest Poster 2005 Posts: 27,978	Bollocks...you spaffed your jizz over her leg and cried yourself to sleep...

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Mihajlovic Its Baltic! Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Berlin-West Posts: 6,287	Remember this: your needs come first!

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Big Andy Yid Bang Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Officially the Best and Funniest Poster 2005 Posts: 27,978	A real bloke would've left her in a steaming, twictching heap of jizz in the corner...

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Spammy IQ of 18.5 Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: I'm going to make this pencil...disappear... Posts: 11,917	When you say huge, you mean about 3 inches don't you?

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sammymc Reserve Team Player Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 1,145	have you considered clitoral stimulation? plus when you say your last girlfriend was too tight...what exactly do you mean? money or fanny wise?

4th July 2007, 14:44	#8 (permalink)
McK@n 40 year old Virgin Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: titsville Posts: 1,691	the other day i got hit by the ball right on the balls at a footie game. Perhaps thats the reason. the sack, again might i add, got this blueish colour

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uae Desperately wants a tagline under his name Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Back in Dubai Posts: 4,101	i think your tagline should be changed to can't cum

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pert Banned Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 12,166	Is there any need to tell the entire Internet?

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sammymc Reserve Team Player Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 1,145	so you dont know if she was tight at all then? just didnt want her first time to be with you. Think she made a good call on that.

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sully07 Reserve Team Player Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Limbo Posts: 1,289	I am stunned you appear to be boasting that you couldn't bring a fat bird to orgasm after 30 minutes.

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marcosdeto Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Buenos Aires - Argentina Posts: 28,346	McK@n's biography will be entitled "Never ending story"

4th July 2007, 14:52	#23 (permalink)
pert Banned Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 12,166	I've just seen on another forum... Some bird is saying her bloke has a tiny cock... Shocking stuff

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Eto'odinho Retard magnet Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Cirith Ungol Posts: 8,814	Pervs

4th July 2007, 19:25	#28 (permalink)
golden_blunder Manager Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Swimming against a tide of shite Posts: 44,394	by 30 mins you mean 3 minutes dont you i dont understand the fascination of telling people about your sex life on the internet

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DiaboliQue Reserve Team Player Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: I always tell the truth, even when I lie Posts: 1,641	So you couldn't make her have an orgasm for 30 mins? That's weakkkk

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redmanc First Team Sub Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: There is no spoon. Posts: 6,458	Maybe he's still going now

11th December 2007, 15:41	#32 (permalink)
Saints RL MUFC Reserve Team Player Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Leyland Posts: 2,737	Have you heard of foreplay, or did you just stick it in and hope for the best? Or are you just a pin dick?

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