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Old 11th April 2006, 13:57   #1 (permalink)
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Cunts, the lot of you.

I'm bored of this now, I have to write a dissertation so I'll be seeing you.

Wibble's an absolute cunt, one of the worst. I didn't even get on with Shane Bluck and that crowd particularly well, but there's no way he should have been banned for slating the Scousers. Free Shane Bluck!

The mods decide what offends them and then act, without any consistent law. They're power hungry, like most mods on an internet message board. It makes me laugh when that cunt Wibble says, "Close shutters." It's like his one-liner after a kill. The cunt thinks he's the Terminator or something - he bans someone and then wheels out his witty one-liner. What a cunt.

There are some good posters on here, such as:

Big Andy - you are justifiably hailed as one of the funniest here. God speed, Big Andy.

Slabber - you are a great man. A Spurs fan, but a great man. You bring humour to even the most stupid of threads, deflating the ponces like Very Ruud.

Rehash - you are ace, and suitably foul-mouthed enough to continue my cunting legacy. Keep up the bad taste, it makes the forum go round.

Jasonrh - we've had some struggles, me and you, but really you're a good guy and funny too.

Kevrockcity - you have strong opinions on music and film. That Oscar thread alone was superb.

Some others like that too. I will miss them. But I won't miss any of the female posters here (who're all very, very dull - "proud new mummy" indeed), CnutOfAllCnuts, bergzen, Looking Busy, fredthered, mickthered and a few others. They're all deadweight.

Since day one I've been racially abused, called horrendous names because of the colour of my skin. But I didn't go crying to the mods. However, if you write a post celebrating the taste of a woman's snatch then you get told you've "crossed the line." That's out of order.

I bid you farewell, and post this picture of the real me so you can all remember me with joy:



That's me in the middle.

Good bye, my sweet princes. Good bye.
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Old 11th April 2006, 14:00   #2 (permalink)
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There are some good posters on here, such as:

Big Andy - you are justifiably hailed as one of the funniest here. God speed, Big Andy.
the man knows his onions...

Its just a shame he shoves them up his arse...thats not the reason they are supposed to make you cry...
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Old 11th April 2006, 14:01   #3 (permalink)
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This exit has overt EricVanCoppell undertones....
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Old 11th April 2006, 14:03   #4 (permalink)
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Old 11th April 2006, 14:04   #5 (permalink)
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Fecking hell, ponce.

I got warned once for posting a thread about some porn film with blokes pissing over birds, not that it stopped me...
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Old 11th April 2006, 14:04   #6 (permalink)
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And that isn't you, that's the Geezer from Harold and Kumar get the munchies.....
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Old 11th April 2006, 14:05   #7 (permalink)
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Since day one I've been racially abused, called horrendous names because of the colour of my skin
That's out of order

You should be called names because you're a fuckin retard not for you skin
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Old 11th April 2006, 14:05   #8 (permalink)
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I thought we got on Kofi...Good bant in some threads.

Oh well, Good luck mate.
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Old 11th April 2006, 14:06   #9 (permalink)
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Yes, Biff Byford is good. I will miss you too.
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Old 11th April 2006, 14:07   #10 (permalink)
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Good luck Kofi.

Your threads added a bit of life to this place when it was needed.
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Old 11th April 2006, 14:07   #11 (permalink)
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Drama queen.
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Old 11th April 2006, 14:08   #12 (permalink)
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Everyone on here is constantly slating my black skin. It's disgusting to my sensibilities.

When the likes of golden_blunder are sending me PMs saying, "Good riddance, wog," you know this forum is ROTTEN TO THE CORE.
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Old 11th April 2006, 14:08   #13 (permalink)
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Everyone on here is constantly slating my black skin. It's disgusting to my sensibilities.

When the likes of golden_blunder are sending me PMs saying, "Good riddance, wog," you know this forum is ROTTEN TO THE CORE.


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Old 11th April 2006, 14:09   #14 (permalink)
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so long Kofi dude, excellent chap, no doubt you will milk your way out as trip fontaine did, but its certain you will make a return
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Old 11th April 2006, 14:10   #15 (permalink)
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Everyone on here is constantly slating my black skin.
I didn't even know you were black - and what difference does that make, you are still a gobschite
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Old 11th April 2006, 14:11   #16 (permalink)
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Everyone on here is constantly slating my black skin. It's disgusting to my sensibilities.

When the likes of golden_blunder are sending me PMs saying, "Good riddance, wog," you know this forum is ROTTEN TO THE CORE.
Im sorry mate, but i dont believe GB would send a message like that...
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Old 11th April 2006, 14:11   #17 (permalink)
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I didn't even know you were black - and what difference does that make, you are still a gobschite
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Old 11th April 2006, 14:12   #18 (permalink)
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I didn't even know you were black - and what difference does that make, you are still a gobschite
Oh yeah?

PM from CnutOfAllCnuts:

"Shut the fuck up, bitter man, or I'll hang you from a tree."

If you can't see the racist overtones there you're a blind man.
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Old 11th April 2006, 14:12   #19 (permalink)
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What is there to be confused about?
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Old 11th April 2006, 14:13   #20 (permalink)
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Oh yeah?

PM from CnutOfAllCnuts:

"Shut the fuck up, bitter man, or I'll hang you from a tree."

If you can't see the racist overtones there you're a blind man.
Now you're just being idiotic.....
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Old 11th April 2006, 14:13   #21 (permalink)
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Old 11th April 2006, 14:14   #22 (permalink)
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I find Kofi's threads amusing.

It'll be a shame if he goes.
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Old 11th April 2006, 14:14   #23 (permalink)
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Old 11th April 2006, 14:14   #24 (permalink)
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Oh yeah?

PM from CnutOfAllCnuts:

"Shut the fuck up, bitter man, or I'll hang you from a tree."

If you can't see the racist overtones there you're a blind man.


I can count on one hand the number of people I have PM'd in my 6-7 years on this forum, and it is safe to say, you are not one of them.
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Old 11th April 2006, 14:14   #25 (permalink)
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Old 11th April 2006, 14:15   #26 (permalink)
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Kinell boring

I never had you down as a racist
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Old 11th April 2006, 14:15   #27 (permalink)
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Kinell boring

I never had you down as a racist
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Old 11th April 2006, 14:16   #28 (permalink)
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Kinell boring

I never had you down as a racist
Ditto...

Cunt definitley.

White supremist no.....
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Old 11th April 2006, 14:17   #29 (permalink)
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Old 11th April 2006, 14:17   #30 (permalink)
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Ditto...

Cunt definitley.

White supremist no.....

Should be called kkkuntofallkkkunts, obviously
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Old 11th April 2006, 14:18   #31 (permalink)
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I can count on one hand the number of people I have PM'd in my 6-7 years on this forum, and it is safe to say, you are not one of them.
Then what was this about:



Why would you PM me such a racist and inflammatory image unless you aimed to insult my heritage?
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Old 11th April 2006, 14:18   #32 (permalink)
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Old 11th April 2006, 14:19   #33 (permalink)
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So Boring. In view of recent events which includes this thread, I can safely assume you'll be cancelling your end of season "cross burning" party then.....
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