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11th April 2006, 20:21
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: You can't make someone love you! All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in!
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12th April 2006, 00:45
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Teeth like a reindeer. Hung like a horse.
Join Date: Jun 2000
Location: Ingadus Speramus
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12th April 2006, 09:48
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Banned
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Talk and song from tongues of lilting grace, whose sounds caress my ear
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12th April 2006, 12:26
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Yid Bang
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Officially the Best and Funniest Poster 2005
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12th April 2006, 12:43
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12th April 2006, 12:46
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Poached vegetables a speciality
Join Date: Nov 2001
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12th April 2006, 13:35
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Homeless scouse cnut
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Manchester United are so much better than Liverpool, we all know that and are secretly jealous as fuck.
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Originally Posted by Sun-Jin Lee
Hello folks. I am Kofi Annan in disguise again. w00t. Don't delete this thread, instead read it and consider the points I raise. Anyway, this is the last user ID I'll use for a few weeks. Tomorrow I am heading to Basra with my technology firm where I will be upgrading the systems in Iraqi police stations. The money is good but it does come with dangers, although I am pleased with the level of security my firm is offering its workers. If you would be so kind I'd like at least one of you to post this in the General Chat forum so that the world can see my final goodbye. It has been a pleasure posting on RedCafe, for the most part. There are some intelligent and funny people here. Although of course there are some fools. I would like say this to some of them: golden_blunder: You should not allow yourself to be strung along by internet women. Most of them are men in disguise. I should know, I posted on here for three months as a woman and received all sorts of PMs from men so desperate they'd stoop to Manchester United forums as a place to meet women. Barbara Charles will never have sex with you so you really don't need to operate your banning policy based on what she deems appropriate. Also, your location ("Taking the trash out") and your tagline ("All newbies are WUMs...") suggests you take this modding business a little too seriously. You're not very good at it, either. There's a respected poster in the Main Forum who is another of my aliases. Not only haven't you spotted him, you also rate him as one of your favourites. Keep your eye on the ball, GB. Barbara Charles: You really need to lighten up. Your little outburst was embarrassing, and if that kind of talk offends you then you have no business on a football forum. Have you ever heard what men talk about in real life? I'm not talking about the men called Fabio and Giuseppe in your Mills & Boon romance novels. I'm talking about real men. We talk about taking women in the arse and spaffing on their faces. It's fun to do. You need to learn to accept men for what they are and not imagine we are all like the ones you read about in "My Summer With The Stablehand." Do you see? Wibble: You also take this modding business too seriously. Were you turned down by the police force? Some of the rest of you: I can't believe I caused such a fuss. That's a poor reflection on your forum. The way you reacted with outrage to me jokingly accusing people of being racists was ridiculous. Could you not see how over-the-top those lies were? Personally, I'd rather be accused of being a racist (in jest) than accused of being abusive to women, like Barbara Charles bandies around. This site is built on accusing people of being racist! Some of you need to take a step back from the internal politics of this place and realise it's all words on a screen. I do this type of thing all the time. Just last week I bombarded a gardening forum with my unique style, and thanks to an article in today's Observer I'm now heading to troll a cloud-watchers forum. It's all fun. My golden rule is that every time I reach about 2,000 posts it's time to start again. Some people are too attached to their internet personas, they view them as an extension of their actual self. That's a little sad. Don't let RedCafe become your life, folks. Just piss around and have fun. I'd also like to give some shout-outs to some good people: redcharlie is a good guy, so is Pineapple, so is Biff Byford, so is greent, so is Nate, so is even the chap known as MANCHESTER BOY - he doesn't take it too seriously, he's up for a laugh. There are some others too but I can't remember right now, but rest assured you are cool people. That's all for now, folks. Wish me well in Basra. I hope I am not targeted by the Iraqis because I am black. Farewell, Kofi Annan From Shane, he was a cunt and a massive windup, but he was funny with it, those outbursts fucking kill me, I hope he continues to throw some at us in his spare time. |
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12th April 2006, 14:46
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Les jeux sont Fait
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: YSC
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Except it's not really a shame, is it? Posters who try to play 'characters' quickly become boring. Plus he was just a bit of a cock.
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12th April 2006, 15:21
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12th April 2006, 16:52
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Redcafe Minister for Guinness Therapy
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Eugene, are you even listening to me?
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See you in The Smoke next month.
Still waiting for my team to make a title challenge.
