Edgukate Me

Hectic · 22nd July 2008, 11:49

Educate me with one post. It can be anything you like from text to a picture or whatever you want.

Go!

1871_Biscuit · 22nd July 2008, 11:52

This man is Jesus.

He cares for all.

Hectic · 22nd July 2008, 11:53

Not sure why but thats a great picture.

So far, I know about Jesus.

Jacob · 22nd July 2008, 11:57

This is the best club in the world

Eyepopper · 22nd July 2008, 11:57

Letting a donkey bum you may not be as harmless as you think!

Spammy · 22nd July 2008, 11:58

That pain in your rectum indicates that you're a homosexual.

Partizan · 22nd July 2008, 11:59

"Oftentimes we live in a processed world-you know, people focus on the process, and not the result"

"I will have a foreign handed foreign policy"

"The notion that the United States is getting ready to attack Iran is ridiculous, and having said that, all options remain on the table.

The wisdom of G W Bush.

Solius · 22nd July 2008, 11:59

That weird smell you sometimes sense? It's a tumour.

Hectic · 22nd July 2008, 11:59

I'm slowly starting to get a grasp of the world.

Although the best club in the world is a white box talking about hotlinking.

rimaldo · 22nd July 2008, 12:00

i had to educate rednome on jazz the other day. here is what i told him about it-

Quote:

Originally Posted by rimaldo

jazz, pronounced "yazz," is a form of music which originates from the south of america at the turn of the 20th century. originally played on household instuments such as pots and pans and washboards, jazz quickly grew in popularity and people started to play it using saxomaphones and flutes.

the popularity of jazz was most evident in new orleans. quickly it became an adjective that was used by all in every day conversations. popular sayings at the time were "im having a bully day, the jazzing weather is lovely", "i love girl willys, especially jazz ones" and "jazz is jazz."

jazz really hit the big in the 1910's with jazz very rarely outside of the top ten worldwide. in 1912 it was the most popular form of downloaded music. itunes estimated 1 in every 3 songs downloaded was jazz and it was compulsory to have at least 1 jazz song on your ipod.

prohibition slowed the growth of jazz in the 1920's but could not stop it altogether. though people couldn't drink they would calm themselves by humming jazz classics such as "ooops mrs jones, i've trodden on your wobblies" and "oh mrs smedley, ive smegged on your duddlies."

jazz has continued to be popular right up to the present day with successful bands such as boyzone and the spice girls passionately keeping it alive.

that is some of the stuff i know about jazz.

Hectic · 22nd July 2008, 12:00

What are the things on the end of these two long sticks? They hold me up and I use them to go back and forth, what is their purpose and name?

101 · 22nd July 2008, 12:00

Spitroasting is desirable if you're rimaldo.

Spammy · 22nd July 2008, 12:02

It's hip to be square.

Eyepopper · 22nd July 2008, 12:04

Holes in public toilet cubicle walls are basically cleaning mechanisms for you willy... pop it in there and it'll come out clean as a whistle..

101 · 22nd July 2008, 12:07

You can save time washing your bum by eating lots of starch to clot your poo together, so that when you crap the backsplash will do the rest.

Spammy · 22nd July 2008, 12:10

Church o Choccy · 22nd July 2008, 13:22

Education:

Quote:

Hot Carl -
The act of putting cling film on ones face and proceeding to take a hot steamy shit on the cling film, thus letting them feel the warmth of the poo on their face.

Donkey Punch -
The Donkey Punch is when your engaged in anal sex and when your about to ejaculate you punch the poor little lady in the back of the head so her anal cavity tightens making the orgasm all that more better (for you ofcourse).

Cleveland Steamer -
The cleveland steamer is far more specific than the listings I have seen here. A sexual act by nature (fetish) the cleveland steamer is when one person craps on another person's chest and (very important) then sits down and rocks back and forth like a steam roller.

Angry Pirate -

when a woman is giving a man head, he pulls out, and nuts in her eye. Upon doing this, she will let out some sort of grunt of disapproval, and at this point he kicks her in the shin. This poor girl, being pissed and hurt, will hobble after your laughing ass.

Rusty Trombone -
To get rimmed whilst recieving a hearty reach round, thus resembling a trombone player in full chorus

Boston Pancake -
When a lover defecates on another lovers chest. Then pats down the feces with his buttox to make it into a flat surface. Then the man ejaculates on the feces which acts as the syrup.

Houdini -
As a man reaches climax whilst in the "doggie style" position, the man pulls out and spits on their partner's back, fooling them into thinking that he has ejaculated, however, when their partner turns around, the man lets loose his baby yoghurt in his partner's face.

Space Docking -
When a man shits into a womans vagina.

Pink Sock -
Withdraw so fast (from the back side and often times without lubrication) that what is pulled out looks like a rolled up pink sock. Also known as an inverted starfish.

Chilli Dog -
The act of shitting a females chest and proceding to titty fuck her breasts.

Bumpkin -
The delicately balanced art of getting your cock sucked while taking a dump.

Angry dragon -
Immediately after you blow your load in a girl's mouth, smack the back of her head and make it come out her nose. When she gets up she'll look like an angry dragon.

Arabic neck tie -
The act in which you have anal sex, then have sex with the girls breasts, giving a large brown streak.

Stawberry Short cake -
The action in which the male ejaculates on his partner's face, and then the male punches his partner's nose, which causes blood to stream forth. The semen and blood fluids create a red and white image, just like the icing and filling of a strawberry shortcake.

girish · 22nd July 2008, 13:37

Q. Who is the co-founder of Sun Microsystems?
A. Vinod Khosla

Q. Who is the creator of Pentium chip (needs no introduction as 90% of the today’s computers run on it)?
A. Vinod Dahm

Q. Who is the third richest man on the world?

A. According to the latest report on Fortune Magazine, it is Aziz Premji, who is the CEO of Wipro Industries. The Sultan of Brunei is at 6th position now.

Q. Who is the founder and creator of Hotmail (Hotmail is world’s No.1 web based email program)?

A. Sabeer Bhatia

Q. Who is the president of AT & T-Bell Labs (AT & T-Bell Labs is the creator of program languages such as C, C++, Unix to name a few)?

A. Arun Netravalli

Q. Who is the GM of Hewlett Packard?

A. Rajiv Gupta

Q. Who is the new MTD (Microsoft Testing Director) of Windows 2000, responsible to iron out all initial problems?

A. Sanjay Tejwrika

Q. Who are the Chief Executives of CitiBank, Mckensey & Stanchart?

A. Victor Menezes, Rajat Gupta, and Rana Talwar.

Q. We Indians are the wealthiest among all ethnic groups in America, even faring better than the whites and the natives.

There are 3.22 millions of Indians in USA (1.5% of population). YET,

38% of doctors in USA are Indians.

12% scientists in USA are Indians.

36% of NASA scientists are Indians.

34% of Microsoft employees are Indians.

28% of IBM employees are Indians.

17% of INTEL scientists are Indians.

13% of XEROX employees are Indians.

Some of the following facts may be known to you. These facts were recently published in a German magazine, which deals with WORLD HISTORY FACTS ABOUT INDIA.

1. India never invaded any country in her last 1000 years of history.

2. India invented the Number system. Zero was invented by Aryabhatta.

3. The world’s first University was established in Takshila in 700BC. More than 10,500 students from all over the world studied more than 60 subjects. The University of Nalanda built in the 4th century BC was one of the greatest achievements of ancient India in the field of education.

4. According to the Forbes magazine, Sanskrit is the most suitable language for computer software.

5. Ayurveda is the earliest school of medicine known to humans.

6. Although western media portray modern images of India as poverty striken and underdeveloped through political corruption, India was once the richest empire on earth.

7. The art of navigation was born in the river Sindh 5000 years ago. The very word “Navigation” is derived from the Sanskrit word NAVGATIH.

8. The value of pi was first calculated by Budhayana, and he explained the concept of what is now known as the Pythagorean Theorem. British scholars have last year (1999) officially published that Budhayan’s works dates to the 6th Century which is long before the European mathematicians.

9. Algebra, trigonometry and calculus came from Inida. Quadratic equations were by Sridharacharya in the 11th Century; the largest numbers the Greeks and the Romans used were 106 whereas Indians used numbers as big as 1053.

10. According to the Gemological Institute of America, up until 1896, India was the only source of diamonds to the world.

11. USA based IEEE has proved what has been a century-old suspicion amongst academics that the pioneer of wireless communication was Professor Jagdeesh Bose and not Marconi.

12. The earliest reservoir and dam for irrigation was built in Saurashtra.

13. Chess was invented in India.

14. Sushruta is the father of surgery. 2600 years ago he and health scientists of his time conducted surgeries like cesareans, cataract, fractures and urinary stones. Usage of anaesthesia was well known in ancient India.

15. When many cultures in the world were only nomadic forest dwellers over 5000 years ago, Indians established Harappan culture in Sindhu Valley (Indus Valley Civilisation).

16. The place value system, the decimal system was developed in India in 100 BC.

Church o Choccy · 22nd July 2008, 13:40

Interesting stuff girish, I'll be out in India again in December, I can't wait.

kristinson · 22nd July 2008, 13:42

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spammy

love this film, just brilliant.

Spammy · 22nd July 2008, 13:44

62% of Esso employees are Indians.

Spammy · 22nd July 2008, 13:45

mehro is an Indian, that ruins the whole thing for everyone, nice try Indians but mehro has ruined it for you all.

Hectic · 22nd July 2008, 13:52

I don't think I can take this all in.

Count Duckula · 22nd July 2008, 13:55

Spammy is a Liverpool fan, that ruins the whole thing for everyone, nice try Liverpool fans but Spammy has ruined it for you all.

jgraham2704 · 22nd July 2008, 13:55

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hectic

I don't think I can take this all in.

Seeing the word YAWN will inevitably caus eyou to YAWN

always remember that

Is there anything your struggling to take in in particular?

Hectic · 22nd July 2008, 13:56

I genuinely forgot that Spammy was a Liverpool supporter.

1871_Biscuit · 22nd July 2008, 13:59

Quote:

Originally Posted by girish

Q. Who is the co-founder of Sun Microsystems?
A. Vinod Khosla

Q. Who is the creator of Pentium chip (needs no introduction as 90% of the today’s computers run on it)?
A. Vinod Dahm

Q. Who is the third richest man on the world?

A. According to the latest report on Fortune Magazine, it is Aziz Premji, who is the CEO of Wipro Industries. The Sultan of Brunei is at 6th position now.

Q. Who is the founder and creator of Hotmail (Hotmail is world’s No.1 web based email program)?

A. Sabeer Bhatia

Q. Who is the president of AT & T-Bell Labs (AT & T-Bell Labs is the creator of program languages such as C, C++, Unix to name a few)?

A. Arun Netravalli

Q. Who is the GM of Hewlett Packard?

A. Rajiv Gupta

Q. Who is the new MTD (Microsoft Testing Director) of Windows 2000, responsible to iron out all initial problems?

A. Sanjay Tejwrika

Q. Who are the Chief Executives of CitiBank, Mckensey & Stanchart?

A. Victor Menezes, Rajat Gupta, and Rana Talwar.

Q. We Indians are the wealthiest among all ethnic groups in America, even faring better than the whites and the natives.

There are 3.22 millions of Indians in USA (1.5% of population). YET,

38% of doctors in USA are Indians.

12% scientists in USA are Indians.

36% of NASA scientists are Indians.

34% of Microsoft employees are Indians.

28% of IBM employees are Indians.

17% of INTEL scientists are Indians.

13% of XEROX employees are Indians.

Some of the following facts may be known to you. These facts were recently published in a German magazine, which deals with WORLD HISTORY FACTS ABOUT INDIA.

1. India never invaded any country in her last 1000 years of history.

2. India invented the Number system. Zero was invented by Aryabhatta.

3. The world’s first University was established in Takshila in 700BC. More than 10,500 students from all over the world studied more than 60 subjects. The University of Nalanda built in the 4th century BC was one of the greatest achievements of ancient India in the field of education.

4. According to the Forbes magazine, Sanskrit is the most suitable language for computer software.

5. Ayurveda is the earliest school of medicine known to humans.

6. Although western media portray modern images of India as poverty striken and underdeveloped through political corruption, India was once the richest empire on earth.

7. The art of navigation was born in the river Sindh 5000 years ago. The very word “Navigation” is derived from the Sanskrit word NAVGATIH.

8. The value of pi was first calculated by Budhayana, and he explained the concept of what is now known as the Pythagorean Theorem. British scholars have last year (1999) officially published that Budhayan’s works dates to the 6th Century which is long before the European mathematicians.

9. Algebra, trigonometry and calculus came from Inida. Quadratic equations were by Sridharacharya in the 11th Century; the largest numbers the Greeks and the Romans used were 106 whereas Indians used numbers as big as 1053.

10. According to the Gemological Institute of America, up until 1896, India was the only source of diamonds to the world.

11. USA based IEEE has proved what has been a century-old suspicion amongst academics that the pioneer of wireless communication was Professor Jagdeesh Bose and not Marconi.

12. The earliest reservoir and dam for irrigation was built in Saurashtra.

13. Chess was invented in India.

14. Sushruta is the father of surgery. 2600 years ago he and health scientists of his time conducted surgeries like cesareans, cataract, fractures and urinary stones. Usage of anaesthesia was well known in ancient India.

15. When many cultures in the world were only nomadic forest dwellers over 5000 years ago, Indians established Harappan culture in Sindhu Valley (Indus Valley Civilisation).

16. The place value system, the decimal system was developed in India in 100 BC.

Fucking hell Girish, i get it. Indians have too much sex and don't stay in their own country. Fucking hell mate.

Cambo · 22nd July 2008, 14:00

Create instant designer stubble by sucking a magnet and dipping your chin in a bowl of iron filings.

jatin · 22nd July 2008, 21:10

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spammy

mehro is an Indian, that ruins the whole thing for everyone, nice try Indians but mehro has ruined it for you all.

I compensate for him, so we are well off

jatin · 22nd July 2008, 21:11

Quote:

Originally Posted by 1871_Biscuit

Fucking hell Girish, i get it. Indians have too much sex and don't stay in their own country. Fucking hell mate.

we would have stayed in our own country if a certain European nation didn't loot us of our wealth

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girish I too love women...for their shoes. Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Kerala,India Posts: 4,181	Q. Who is the co-founder of Sun Microsystems? A. Vinod Khosla Q. Who is the creator of Pentium chip (needs no introduction as 90% of the today’s computers run on it)? A. Vinod Dahm Q. Who is the third richest man on the world? A. According to the latest report on Fortune Magazine, it is Aziz Premji, who is the CEO of Wipro Industries. The Sultan of Brunei is at 6th position now. Q. Who is the founder and creator of Hotmail (Hotmail is world’s No.1 web based email program)? A. Sabeer Bhatia Q. Who is the president of AT & T-Bell Labs (AT & T-Bell Labs is the creator of program languages such as C, C++, Unix to name a few)? A. Arun Netravalli Q. Who is the GM of Hewlett Packard? A. Rajiv Gupta Q. Who is the new MTD (Microsoft Testing Director) of Windows 2000, responsible to iron out all initial problems? A. Sanjay Tejwrika Q. Who are the Chief Executives of CitiBank, Mckensey & Stanchart? A. Victor Menezes, Rajat Gupta, and Rana Talwar. Q. We Indians are the wealthiest among all ethnic groups in America, even faring better than the whites and the natives. There are 3.22 millions of Indians in USA (1.5% of population). YET, 38% of doctors in USA are Indians. 12% scientists in USA are Indians. 36% of NASA scientists are Indians. 34% of Microsoft employees are Indians. 28% of IBM employees are Indians. 17% of INTEL scientists are Indians. 13% of XEROX employees are Indians. Some of the following facts may be known to you. These facts were recently published in a German magazine, which deals with WORLD HISTORY FACTS ABOUT INDIA. 1. India never invaded any country in her last 1000 years of history. 2. India invented the Number system. Zero was invented by Aryabhatta. 3. The world’s first University was established in Takshila in 700BC. More than 10,500 students from all over the world studied more than 60 subjects. The University of Nalanda built in the 4th century BC was one of the greatest achievements of ancient India in the field of education. 4. According to the Forbes magazine, Sanskrit is the most suitable language for computer software. 5. Ayurveda is the earliest school of medicine known to humans. 6. Although western media portray modern images of India as poverty striken and underdeveloped through political corruption, India was once the richest empire on earth. 7. The art of navigation was born in the river Sindh 5000 years ago. The very word “Navigation” is derived from the Sanskrit word NAVGATIH. 8. The value of pi was first calculated by Budhayana, and he explained the concept of what is now known as the Pythagorean Theorem. British scholars have last year (1999) officially published that Budhayan’s works dates to the 6th Century which is long before the European mathematicians. 9. Algebra, trigonometry and calculus came from Inida. Quadratic equations were by Sridharacharya in the 11th Century; the largest numbers the Greeks and the Romans used were 106 whereas Indians used numbers as big as 1053. 10. According to the Gemological Institute of America, up until 1896, India was the only source of diamonds to the world. 11. USA based IEEE has proved what has been a century-old suspicion amongst academics that the pioneer of wireless communication was Professor Jagdeesh Bose and not Marconi. 12. The earliest reservoir and dam for irrigation was built in Saurashtra. 13. Chess was invented in India. 14. Sushruta is the father of surgery. 2600 years ago he and health scientists of his time conducted surgeries like cesareans, cataract, fractures and urinary stones. Usage of anaesthesia was well known in ancient India. 15. When many cultures in the world were only nomadic forest dwellers over 5000 years ago, Indians established Harappan culture in Sindhu Valley (Indus Valley Civilisation). 16. The place value system, the decimal system was developed in India in 100 BC.

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