esmufc07 VS 77 Official Fist Fight Thread

rimaldo · 25th June 2008, 00:39

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Originally Posted by esmufc07

Anyhoo, I go to New York next February

im going to spain saturday, or is it france? im not sure now.

esmufc07 · 25th June 2008, 00:39

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Originally Posted by rimaldo

im going to spain saturday, or is it france? im not sure now.

Well I'm in Italy, so don't go there.

Cock Biscuit · 25th June 2008, 00:40

Yeh sounds about right.

Really, business trip? Our school is so cheap, we're going to Brussel's for a week, which is going to be fun im sure.

rimaldo · 25th June 2008, 00:44

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Originally Posted by esmufc07

Well I'm in Italy, so don't go there.

i have read between the lines here, what you are actually saying is don't go to spain, come over to italy and give it to me hard big boy.

esmufc07 · 25th June 2008, 00:44

Schools tend to be cheap bastards, although I'm not in school so it doesn't really matter anymore.

esmufc07 · 25th June 2008, 00:45

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Originally Posted by rimaldo

i have read between the lines here, what you are actually saying is don't go to spain, come over to italy and give it to me hard non-existent boy.

Fixed.

I_live_cement · 25th June 2008, 00:45

So did 77 knock emu07 out then?

Cock Biscuit · 25th June 2008, 00:46

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Originally Posted by esmufc07

Schools tend to be cheap bastards, although I'm not in school so it doesn't really matter anymore.

You go to college? Correct

esmufc07 · 25th June 2008, 00:46

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Originally Posted by I_live_cement

So did 77 knock emu07 out then?

He never showed up, so I win by default.

What is my prize?

esmufc07 · 25th June 2008, 00:46

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Originally Posted by 1871_Biscuit

You go to college? Correct

Indeedio.

I_live_cement · 25th June 2008, 00:47

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Originally Posted by esmufc07

He never showed up, so I win by default.

What is my prize?

My granny for the night. Be warned, she may look old and disgusting but she sure can get her way with her prey.

rimaldo · 25th June 2008, 00:47

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Originally Posted by esmufc07

Fixed.

are you saying i am a non-physical entity, locked inside of the caf, never to be let out into main stream society? i will be having stern words with my mother if this is the case.

rimaldo · 25th June 2008, 00:48

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Originally Posted by I_live_cement

My granny for the night. Be warned, she may look old and disgusting but she sure can get her way with her prey.

and she sometimes forgets to take her false teeth out. bad times.

esmufc07 · 25th June 2008, 00:49

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Originally Posted by I_live_cement

My granny for the night. Be warned, she may look old and disgusting but she sure can get her way with her prey.

Good, send her over, I'm waiting.

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Originally Posted by rimaldo

are you saying i am a non-physical entity, locked inside of the caf, never to be let out into main stream society? i will be having stern words with my mother if this is the case.

Make sure you close the coffin when you have finished.

I_live_cement · 25th June 2008, 00:51

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Originally Posted by esmufc07

Good, send her over, I'm waiting.

Did I mention that by my granny I actually mean my 50 year old paedophile neighbor who love buttsecks?

rimaldo · 25th June 2008, 00:51

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Originally Posted by esmufc07

Make sure you close the coffin when you have finished.

i don't think she is dead, unless she was involved in a freak ironing accident in the last half hour whereby she managed to stave her own head in 7 times with the iron after wrapping the cord around her own neck. oh you wouldn't would you? you bastard.

esmufc07 · 25th June 2008, 00:53

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Originally Posted by I_live_cement

Did I mention that by my granny I actually mean my 50 year old paedophile neighbor who love buttsecks?

How on earth can you accuse your granny of these things? the slut.

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Originally Posted by rimaldo

i don't think she is dead, unless she was involved in a freak ironing accident in the last half hour whereby she managed to stave her own head in 7 times with the iron after wrapping the cord around her own neck. oh you wouldn't would you? you bastard.

rimaldo · 25th June 2008, 00:54

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Originally Posted by I_live_cement

Did I mention that by my granny I actually mean my 50 year old paedophile neighbor who love buttsecks?

i had no idea we were neighbours. you should bring that sweet backside of yours round to see me more often you little scamp.

I_live_cement · 25th June 2008, 00:58

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Originally Posted by rimaldo

i had no idea we were neighbours. you should bring that sweet backside of yours round to see me more often you little scamp.

I usually wouldn't turn down an offer like that but I'm currently posting from my Uncle's basement where I'm imprisoned as a sex slave. The door isn't locked but it's not that often that an opportunity for no strings attached sex comes along, as I'm sure you know only too well.

cesc's_mullet · 25th June 2008, 01:06

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Originally Posted by rimaldo

this is an excellent idea, i have always wondered what to do with mine, i'd like to hide mine up my hole too but alas i am short of space after stowing a child’s tricycle up there last weekend.

Aaah, the old 'hey-look-over-there-kid-then-hide-his-bike-up-your-bottom-trick,' what a classic.

rimaldo · 25th June 2008, 01:52

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Originally Posted by cesc's_mullet

Aaah, the old 'hey-look-over-there-kid-then-hide-his-bike-up-your-bottom-trick,' what a classic.

it so classic i couldn't believe he fell for it. it was a tight squeeze getting it up there i tell you, i thought i might have to take out the bedside table i was stowing up there for safe keeping but i just managed to get it in, in the end. the only bugger is that the bell rings everytime i go to sit down or stand up, it is quite frankly embarrassing explaining the sound at meetings at work.

77 · 25th June 2008, 02:00

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Originally Posted by esmufc07

He never showed up, so I win by default.

What is my prize?

Your mammy and daddy are letting you go to NY in February eh...? I'll meet you there...

esmufc07 · 25th June 2008, 02:01

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Originally Posted by 77

Your mammy and daddy are letting you go to NY in February eh...? I'll meet you there...

Looking forward to it.

cesc's_mullet · 25th June 2008, 03:47

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Originally Posted by rimaldo

it so classic i couldn't believe he fell for it. it was a tight squeeze getting it up there i tell you, i thought i might have to take out the bedside table i was stowing up there for safe keeping but i just managed to get it in, in the end. the only bugger is that the bell rings everytime i go to sit down or stand up, it is quite frankly embarrassing explaining the sound at meetings at work.

GiggsysGirl · 25th June 2008, 11:39

I don't know who either of those people are so I'm hoping it goes to penalties.

25th June 2008, 00:40	#43 (permalink)
Cock Biscuit Very simple Simon Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Tilehurst, Reading Former Name: 1871 Biscuit Posts: 4,151	Yeh sounds about right. Really, business trip? Our school is so cheap, we're going to Brussel's for a week, which is going to be fun im sure.

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esmufc07 Smashed's bitch Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Ex-Chairman of the all powerful and all conquering organistation - lolibfascon. Posts: 9,882	Schools tend to be cheap bastards, although I'm not in school so it doesn't really matter anymore.

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I_live_cement Cat freak Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Lancashire Posts: 4,464	So did 77 knock emu07 out then?

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GiggsysGirl Mrs Pilkington Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Petite/Arty/Strange? Posts: 19,561	I don't know who either of those people are so I'm hoping it goes to penalties.