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Old 7th November 2008, 13:23   #41 (permalink)
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what the fuck? i demand a dossier sent to me with all the information about this twat



NOW!
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Old 7th November 2008, 13:23   #42 (permalink)
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is he gay?
As gay as a handbag full of rainbows.
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Old 7th November 2008, 13:24   #43 (permalink)
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Devour his soul.
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Old 7th November 2008, 16:14   #44 (permalink)
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Steal it & drive it into the nearest Liverpool supporters club killing as many as possible and when you've had enough fun doing that - reverse over the injured - thats what i would do...... just for the craic...... it is Friday after all
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Old 7th November 2008, 16:30   #45 (permalink)
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As gay as a handbag full of rainbows.
jesus that is gay
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Old 7th November 2008, 16:32   #46 (permalink)
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I genuinely think I've seen that car before
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Old 7th November 2008, 16:36   #47 (permalink)
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jesus that is gay
jesus is gay?
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Old 7th November 2008, 16:37   #48 (permalink)
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Every Time You See a Rainbow, God is Having Gay Sex
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Old 7th November 2008, 16:48   #49 (permalink)
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jesus Gaz, i will never think of religion the same way again
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Old 7th November 2008, 16:49   #50 (permalink)
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a friend of mine pissed me off once so I poured a bucket load of mushroom gravy on his windshield.

he wasn't pleased, but I sure was. took him an eternity to clean it off, too.
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Old 7th November 2008, 16:53   #51 (permalink)
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jesus Gaz, i will never think of religion the same way again
Religion is the reason that the world is fucked
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Old 7th November 2008, 17:10   #52 (permalink)
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Dear god that fellow really is asking for it!
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Old 7th November 2008, 20:21   #53 (permalink)
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True story. Mate of mine once shat on a guys windscreen and smeared it. Then pissed on both door handles....

That's one idea.
he should have put the shit under the door handles
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Old 7th November 2008, 22:39   #54 (permalink)
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I say leave him be.

this isn't a case of 'what an arsehole'. It's more a case of what an unfortunate person. I've seldom seen such a pathetic display of human expression. Even the personal number plate morons must look at this guy and think what a waste of semen. To spend time, energy and money on something so lacking in thought, creativity and even ambition is quite staggeringly sad to me. Such dedication to define yourself as a mere football fan and to advertise this to the world wherever you go is just a bit depressing.
Disabled sticker then?
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Old 8th November 2008, 03:18   #55 (permalink)
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Last winter one of my friends covered my car with toilet paper then dumped water all over it and it froze. It took about 20 minutes with the car heater on full blast inside just to soften it up enough to scrape it off. It made a huge mess when it did start coming off too.
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