FAO: Dr Dwayne/Pogue Mahone

SmashedHombre · 26th September 2008, 15:25

How many times a month would you consider electrocuting yourself with a plug socket as too much? 8? 9?

Pogue Mahone · 26th September 2008, 15:27

I would say that after the second time you should be asking yourself some searching questions.

SmashedHombre · 26th September 2008, 15:28

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Originally Posted by Pogue Mahone

I would say that after the second time you should be asking yourself some searching questions.

I find it causes your hair to stand on end, thus allowing for a closer, more comfortable shave. Don't judge me.

AdZzUtd · 26th September 2008, 15:29

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Originally Posted by Pogue Mahone

I would say that after the second time you should be asking yourself some searching questions.

Any chance of some free Morphine? Dwayne said no, but hes clueless. My dad once operated on his little toe when he had an ingrowing toe-nail, its never come back since and hes had no training, doctors - pfft.

Pogue Mahone · 26th September 2008, 15:34

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Originally Posted by AdZzUtd

Any chance of some free Morphine? Dwayne said no, but hes clueless. My dad once operated on his little toe when he had an ingrowing toe-nail, its never come back since and hes had no training, doctors - pfft.

Seeing as your dad cut off his little toe - and it's never come back since - I'm not exactly filled with confidence that you could safely be unleashed on your corns, morphine or no morphine.

SmashedHombre · 26th September 2008, 15:35

Actually could I get some of that morphine as well please Pogue?

AdZzUtd · 26th September 2008, 15:37

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Originally Posted by Pogue Mahone

Seeing as your dad cut off his little toe - and it's never come back since - I'm not exactly filled with confidence that you could safely be unleashed on your corns, morphine or no morphine.

He dosed up on whiskey, which is what I'll do, I just don't know if I can part with Mr.Korny.

Pogue Mahone · 26th September 2008, 15:45

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Originally Posted by SmashedHombre

Actually could I get some of that morphine as well please Pogue?

Have you tried using a Gillette Mach III instead?

SmashedHombre · 26th September 2008, 15:52

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Originally Posted by Pogue Mahone

Have you tried using a Gillette Mach III instead?

I use a Wilkinson Sword Quattro, the electricity just raises the stubble allowing for a closer shave

Dr. Dwayne · 26th September 2008, 15:56

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Originally Posted by Pogue Mahone

Have you tried using a Gillette Mach III instead?

we don't use those products around here, Pogue.

Pogue Mahone · 26th September 2008, 15:58

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Originally Posted by SmashedHombre

I use a Wilkinson Sword Quattro, the electricity just raises the stubble allowing for a closer shave

Sound like the severe pain - necessitating morphine - would be the only downside to your grooming habits. That and the risk of death.

Still, bet you look smooth at the weekends.

spinoza · 26th September 2008, 17:58

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Originally Posted by noodlehair

He's not too normal...the guy wants to make a squirrel gun. That's crazy even by my standards. On the other hand though, he's more clever than I am, which obviously rules him out

I follow the great Berbatov. I am thinking of branching out into otter mortars though.

rimaldo?

Dr. Dwayne · 26th September 2008, 18:01

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I follow the great Berbatov. I am thinking of branching out into otter mortars though.

rimaldo?

this may necessitate a new thread. spin, would you be inclined to start a new religion with me?

spinoza · 26th September 2008, 18:05

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this may necessitate a new thread. spin, would you be inclined to start a new religion with me?

Sure. The Great Squirrel Shooter and his prophets, Seven Fingered Spin and The Doctor.

I like it.

noodlehair · 26th September 2008, 18:10

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Originally Posted by spinoza

rimaldo?

Likes cricket, and isn't a good looking girl, which leaves no positives whatsoever

Also, you're not a doctor

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Sultan?

He doesn't drink, and has a beard

Dr. Dwayne · 26th September 2008, 18:12

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Originally Posted by spinoza

Sure. The Great Squirrel Shooter and his prophets, Seven Fingered Spin and The Doctor.

I like it.

Beratovism, Berbatanity, Berbhinto, Berbanism?

I am stuck on this.

spinoza · 26th September 2008, 18:52

Berbativinity? Berbism?

I like Berbism.

Brad · 27th September 2008, 14:59

There's an update to my problems

Undoubtably Dwaynes advice was sound, and I shall continue to try and eat healthy breakfasts. But it also turns out I've been gassing myself, the soda stream was standing next to the oven, and when turned on the heat was releasing the gas...

CantonasWife · 28th September 2008, 00:04

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Originally Posted by Brad

There's an update to my problems

Undoubtably Dwaynes advice was sound, and I shall continue to try and eat healthy breakfasts. But it also turns out I've been gassing myself, the soda stream was standing next to the oven, and when turned on the heat was releasing the gas...

Him: Do you smell that....? It smells like gas....

Her: Well there's gas in that soda stream isn't there?

Him: Oh... *feels the soda streamer*... it's hot.

Brad · 28th September 2008, 00:27

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Originally Posted by CantonasWife

Him: Do you smell that....? It smells like gas....

Her: Well there's gas in that soda stream isn't there?

Him: Oh... *feels the soda streamer*... it's hot.

That's not what happened!!!

Him: Do you smell gas?

Her: No

2 mins pass

Him (swaying from side to side by this point): I can definately smell gas! Hang on, the sodastream has gas in it yeh?

Her: Yeh

Him: Oh shit

CantonasWife · 28th September 2008, 00:41

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Originally Posted by Brad

That's not what happened!!!

Him: Do you smell gas?

Her: No

2 mins pass

Him (swaying from side to side by this point): I can definately smell gas! Hang on, the sodastream has gas in it yeh?

Her: Yeh

Him: Oh shit

Rrrright...

26th September 2008, 15:25	#41 (permalink)
SmashedHombre I'm cute Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Slightly more handsome, intelligent and talented than Rams. Far more likely to shag sheep than most rams too. Posts: 19,153	How many times a month would you consider electrocuting yourself with a plug socket as too much? 8? 9?

26th September 2008, 15:27	#42 (permalink)
Pogue Mahone Dr Death wasting tax payers money on the Caf all day Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: "As relaxed and natural on the park as a dog chasing a piece of silver paper in the wind" Posts: 15,331	I would say that after the second time you should be asking yourself some searching questions.

26th September 2008, 15:35	#46 (permalink)
SmashedHombre I'm cute Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Slightly more handsome, intelligent and talented than Rams. Far more likely to shag sheep than most rams too. Posts: 19,153	Actually could I get some of that morphine as well please Pogue?

26th September 2008, 18:52	#57 (permalink)
spinoza Paz's ion Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Everything is "blarg". Posts: 22,237	Berbativinity? Berbism? I like Berbism.

27th September 2008, 14:59	#58 (permalink)
Brad GTBTB Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Red Republik Posts: 20,662	There's an update to my problems Undoubtably Dwaynes advice was sound, and I shall continue to try and eat healthy breakfasts. But it also turns out I've been gassing myself, the soda stream was standing next to the oven, and when turned on the heat was releasing the gas...