FAO: Dr Dwayne/Pogue Mahone

noodlehair · 26th September 2008, 13:53

I was going to complain about some foot injury I'd almost completely made up, but as it's not hurting slightly today I feel that might seem like I'm kicking up a fuss over something irrelevant and unimportant.

So, your task for this week is to find me a new bestest e-mate. Since Cantonaswife has dumped me for Frosty, and Sincher couldn't come to terms with my superior looking hair.

The way it works is that you'll submit people's usernames as potential candidates, then I'll judge their suitability, and ast them aside accordingly. Failure to find me a new e-mate will act as damning proof that you are both incapable of being competent doctors

Off you go

Eyepopper · 26th September 2008, 13:54

Eyepopper - Likes soft drugs and hard sex

Dr. Dwayne · 26th September 2008, 13:56

mehro.

snicker...

Eyepopper · 26th September 2008, 13:57

Redlambs · 26th September 2008, 13:59

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Eyepopper - Likes soft drugs and hard sex

Whore.

noodlehair · 26th September 2008, 14:00

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Originally Posted by Eyepopper

Eyepopper - Likes soft drugs and hard sex

Only officially certified caf doctors may submit candidates. Though it is acceptable to slag off those who are put forward, or provide reasons either for or against their suitability.

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mehro.

Mehro's embarrasing obesity prevents me from wanting to associate with him on any level

Verdict - Not suitable

Dr. Dwayne · 26th September 2008, 14:01

I just wanted to see what you'd say.

How about Suresh?

Redlambs · 26th September 2008, 14:02

Suresh is a good shout, you'd never be short of alcohol!

Or birthday cake.

noodlehair · 26th September 2008, 14:02

I can't afford to have a friend who has two birthday's a week

and what's the point? He'll be dead from age by the end of the month

Ander8on · 26th September 2008, 14:08

Maybe this thread should be a bit more like blind date - plenty of newbies to be paired off with.

Dr. Dwayne · 26th September 2008, 14:14

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I can't afford to have a friend who has two birthday's a week

and what's the point? He'll be dead from age by the end of the month

right. Spoony? You dream of him often enough.

noodlehair · 26th September 2008, 14:26

Green jumpers and skin tight shirts? Even I have my shame limits doctor.

Brad · 26th September 2008, 14:29

I have a question for the docs. I keep feeling light headed, with a sensation that I'm about to fall over. Yet I never do. I noticed my shoulders are really tight and try to relax them again. What are the likely most common reasons this can happen, over than AIDS? Is it something as simple as not staying hydrating enough, not enough iron, too stressed... etc?

Dr. Dwayne · 26th September 2008, 14:30

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Green jumpers and skin tight shirts? Even I have my shame limits doctor.

this is proving rather difficult.

spinoza? probably too normal for the likes of you

I've got it! kouroux, he's French so you'll seem quite normal to him, they love Jerry Lewis after all, and he looks like the love child of Patrice Evra and Nani.

Dr. Dwayne · 26th September 2008, 14:31

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Originally Posted by Brad

I have a question for the docs. I keep feeling light headed, with a sensation that I'm about to fall over. Yet I never do. I noticed my shoulders are really tight and try to relax them again. What are the likely most common reasons this can happen, over than AIDS? Is it something as simple as not staying hydrating enough, not enough iron, too stressed... etc?

have you had breakfast yet? I usually feel that way when I haven't had food for too long.

could be stress as well or climactic issues considering you recently moved to a new country.

I wouldn't suspect any mineral deficiencies as you seem to eat well enough, judging from the pictures you've posted.

Ceks · 26th September 2008, 14:33

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Originally Posted by Brad

I have a question for the docs. I keep feeling light headed, with a sensation that I'm about to fall over. Yet I never do. I noticed my shoulders are really tight and try to relax them again. What are the likely most common reasons this can happen, over than AIDS? Is it something as simple as not staying hydrating enough, not enough iron, too stressed... etc?

Sounds like low blood pressure to me. But isn't it quite common in tall people? I'd just eat something if I was you.

Brad · 26th September 2008, 14:33

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Originally Posted by Dr. Dwayne

have you had breakfast yet? I usually feel that way when I haven't had food for too long.

could be stress as well or climactic issues considering you recently moved to a new country.

I wouldn't suspect any mineral deficiencies as you seem to eat well enough, judging from the pictures you've posted.

That I'm only now just about to eat my first meal of the day seems to incriminate me... I did have a smoothie earlier, I guess thats not good enough

So I should be having a large, healthy breakfast to start my day huh?

Red-Devil.Finn · 26th September 2008, 14:36

I ate two days old bread, will I die?

Dr. Dwayne · 26th September 2008, 14:36

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That I'm only now just about to eat my first meal of the day seems to incriminate me... I did have a smoothie earlier, I guess thats not good enough

So I should be having a large, healthy breakfast to start my day huh?

Yeah a smoothie doesn't cut it, all sugar and nt much else, you'll crash pretty hard after that.

Breakfast doesn't necessarily have to be big, but something more than just sugar. grains and nuts are good choices. combine that with some fruits or fruit juice and milk or yogurt and you'll be off to a great start.

that said, bacon and eggs and hash browns is great as well, but eat that too often and you'll end up with more problems than being a bit light headed.

Dr. Dwayne · 26th September 2008, 14:37

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I ate two days old bread, will I die?

no.

Red-Devil.Finn · 26th September 2008, 14:39

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no.

Good

Brad · 26th September 2008, 14:41

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Yeah a smoothie doesn't cut it, all sugar and nt much else, you'll crash pretty hard after that.

Breakfast doesn't necessarily have to be big, but something more than just sugar. grains and nuts are good choices. combine that with some fruits or fruit juice and milk or yogurt and you'll be off to a great start.

that said, bacon and eggs and hash browns is great as well, but eat that too often and you'll end up with more problems than being a bit light headed.

I'm never that hungry when I wake up you see, often feel like I can't manage anything... and then sometimes the opportunity to eat again doesn't arise until lunchtime. Need to try and break that habit I guess

Cheers Doc, hopefully I'll feel fine the rest of the day now and that mystery is solved. I might register you as my official doc!

Dr. Dwayne · 26th September 2008, 14:42

excellent.

golden_blunder · 26th September 2008, 14:49

What does it mean if you get a pounding headache when you orgasm?

rimaldo · 26th September 2008, 14:52

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What does it mean if you get a pounding headache when you orgasm?

you have misjudged her weight and not given her the correct dosage, she has come to and hit you with a house brick.

golden_blunder · 26th September 2008, 14:53

oh right, was wondering why there was a draft from the wall

noodlehair · 26th September 2008, 14:55

Fuck sake, get your own threads you fecking moochers

rimaldo · 26th September 2008, 14:56

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oh right, was wondering why there was a draft from the wall

nah, that is a glory hole silly. she had the house brick with her at the time.

noodlehair · 26th September 2008, 14:58

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spinoza? probably too normal for the likes of you

He's not too normal...the guy wants to make a squirrel gun. That's crazy even by my standards. On the other hand though, he's more clever than I am, which obviously rules him out

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I've got it! kouroux, he's French so you'll seem quite normal to him, they love Jerry Lewis after all, and he looks like the love child of Patrice Evra and Nani.

Yeah but, he's French

Dr. Dwayne · 26th September 2008, 15:02

and perhaps too new.

spinoza's love of alcohol might preclude a positive relationship between you two anyway.

hmm...Sultan?

Red-Devil.Finn · 26th September 2008, 15:03

If you like GH and skinny boys then choose me

26th September 2008, 13:53	#1 (permalink)
noodlehair Sacked Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes. Posts: 31,843	FAO: Dr Dwayne/Pogue Mahone I was going to complain about some foot injury I'd almost completely made up, but as it's not hurting slightly today I feel that might seem like I'm kicking up a fuss over something irrelevant and unimportant. So, your task for this week is to find me a new bestest e-mate. Since Cantonaswife has dumped me for Frosty, and Sincher couldn't come to terms with my superior looking hair. The way it works is that you'll submit people's usernames as potential candidates, then I'll judge their suitability, and ast them aside accordingly. Failure to find me a new e-mate will act as damning proof that you are both incapable of being competent doctors Off you go

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Eyepopper First Team Regular Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Lowering the Tone since 2006 Posts: 16,242	Eyepopper - Likes soft drugs and hard sex

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Dr. Dwayne self confessed womens pantie wearer Join Date: May 2006 Location: form is emptiness, emptiness is form. Posts: 13,917	mehro. snicker...

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Eyepopper First Team Regular Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Lowering the Tone since 2006 Posts: 16,242

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Dr. Dwayne self confessed womens pantie wearer Join Date: May 2006 Location: form is emptiness, emptiness is form. Posts: 13,917	I just wanted to see what you'd say. How about Suresh?

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Redlambs First Team Sub Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Officially the best poker player on RAWK. Your cash has been donated to the Gary Neville for Prime Minister fund, cheers you scouse twats. Posts: 7,807	Suresh is a good shout, you'd never be short of alcohol! Or birthday cake.

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noodlehair Sacked Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes. Posts: 31,843	I can't afford to have a friend who has two birthday's a week and what's the point? He'll be dead from age by the end of the month

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Ander8on Pissface Bob for another 12 months Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Chorlton "Knowledge speaks, but Wisdom listens" Posts: 3,277	Maybe this thread should be a bit more like blind date - plenty of newbies to be paired off with.

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noodlehair Sacked Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes. Posts: 31,843	Green jumpers and skin tight shirts? Even I have my shame limits doctor.

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Brad GTBTB Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Red Republik Posts: 20,662	I have a question for the docs. I keep feeling light headed, with a sensation that I'm about to fall over. Yet I never do. I noticed my shoulders are really tight and try to relax them again. What are the likely most common reasons this can happen, over than AIDS? Is it something as simple as not staying hydrating enough, not enough iron, too stressed... etc?

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Red-Devil.Finn Bag Princess Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Ex Main-forum poster, current Newbie Posts: 3,629	I ate two days old bread, will I die?

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Dr. Dwayne self confessed womens pantie wearer Join Date: May 2006 Location: form is emptiness, emptiness is form. Posts: 13,917	excellent.

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noodlehair Sacked Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes. Posts: 31,843	Fuck sake, get your own threads you fecking moochers

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Dr. Dwayne self confessed womens pantie wearer Join Date: May 2006 Location: form is emptiness, emptiness is form. Posts: 13,917	and perhaps too new. spinoza's love of alcohol might preclude a positive relationship between you two anyway. hmm...Sultan?

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Red-Devil.Finn Bag Princess Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Ex Main-forum poster, current Newbie Posts: 3,629	If you like GH and skinny boys then choose me