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Old 26th September 2008, 15:25   #41 (permalink)
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How many times a month would you consider electrocuting yourself with a plug socket as too much? 8? 9?
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Old 26th September 2008, 15:27   #42 (permalink)
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I would say that after the second time you should be asking yourself some searching questions.
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Old 26th September 2008, 15:28   #43 (permalink)
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I would say that after the second time you should be asking yourself some searching questions.
I find it causes your hair to stand on end, thus allowing for a closer, more comfortable shave. Don't judge me.
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Old 26th September 2008, 15:29   #44 (permalink)
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I would say that after the second time you should be asking yourself some searching questions.
Any chance of some free Morphine? Dwayne said no, but hes clueless. My dad once operated on his little toe when he had an ingrowing toe-nail, its never come back since and hes had no training, doctors - pfft.
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Old 26th September 2008, 15:34   #45 (permalink)
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Any chance of some free Morphine? Dwayne said no, but hes clueless. My dad once operated on his little toe when he had an ingrowing toe-nail, its never come back since and hes had no training, doctors - pfft.
Seeing as your dad cut off his little toe - and it's never come back since - I'm not exactly filled with confidence that you could safely be unleashed on your corns, morphine or no morphine.
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Old 26th September 2008, 15:35   #46 (permalink)
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Actually could I get some of that morphine as well please Pogue?
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Old 26th September 2008, 15:37   #47 (permalink)
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Seeing as your dad cut off his little toe - and it's never come back since - I'm not exactly filled with confidence that you could safely be unleashed on your corns, morphine or no morphine.
He dosed up on whiskey, which is what I'll do, I just don't know if I can part with Mr.Korny.
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Old 26th September 2008, 15:45   #48 (permalink)
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Actually could I get some of that morphine as well please Pogue?
Have you tried using a Gillette Mach III instead?
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Old 26th September 2008, 15:52   #49 (permalink)
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Have you tried using a Gillette Mach III instead?
I use a Wilkinson Sword Quattro, the electricity just raises the stubble allowing for a closer shave
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Old 26th September 2008, 15:56   #50 (permalink)
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Have you tried using a Gillette Mach III instead?


we don't use those products around here, Pogue.
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Old 26th September 2008, 15:58   #51 (permalink)
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I use a Wilkinson Sword Quattro, the electricity just raises the stubble allowing for a closer shave
Sound like the severe pain - necessitating morphine - would be the only downside to your grooming habits. That and the risk of death.

Still, bet you look smooth at the weekends.
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Old 26th September 2008, 17:58   #52 (permalink)
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He's not too normal...the guy wants to make a squirrel gun. That's crazy even by my standards. On the other hand though, he's more clever than I am, which obviously rules him out
I follow the great Berbatov. I am thinking of branching out into otter mortars though.

rimaldo?
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Old 26th September 2008, 18:01   #53 (permalink)
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I follow the great Berbatov. I am thinking of branching out into otter mortars though.

rimaldo?
this may necessitate a new thread. spin, would you be inclined to start a new religion with me?
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Old 26th September 2008, 18:05   #54 (permalink)
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this may necessitate a new thread. spin, would you be inclined to start a new religion with me?
Sure. The Great Squirrel Shooter and his prophets, Seven Fingered Spin and The Doctor.

I like it.
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Old 26th September 2008, 18:10   #55 (permalink)
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rimaldo?
Likes cricket, and isn't a good looking girl, which leaves no positives whatsoever

Also, you're not a doctor

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Sultan?
He doesn't drink, and has a beard
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Old 26th September 2008, 18:12   #56 (permalink)
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Sure. The Great Squirrel Shooter and his prophets, Seven Fingered Spin and The Doctor.

I like it.
Beratovism, Berbatanity, Berbhinto, Berbanism?

I am stuck on this.
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Old 26th September 2008, 18:52   #57 (permalink)
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Berbativinity? Berbism?

I like Berbism.
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Old 27th September 2008, 14:59   #58 (permalink)
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There's an update to my problems

Undoubtably Dwaynes advice was sound, and I shall continue to try and eat healthy breakfasts. But it also turns out I've been gassing myself, the soda stream was standing next to the oven, and when turned on the heat was releasing the gas...
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Old 28th September 2008, 00:04   #59 (permalink)
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There's an update to my problems

Undoubtably Dwaynes advice was sound, and I shall continue to try and eat healthy breakfasts. But it also turns out I've been gassing myself, the soda stream was standing next to the oven, and when turned on the heat was releasing the gas...
Him: Do you smell that....? It smells like gas....

Her: Well there's gas in that soda stream isn't there?

Him: Oh... *feels the soda streamer*... it's hot.
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Old 28th September 2008, 00:27   #60 (permalink)
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Him: Do you smell that....? It smells like gas....

Her: Well there's gas in that soda stream isn't there?

Him: Oh... *feels the soda streamer*... it's hot.
That's not what happened!!!

Him: Do you smell gas?

Her: No

2 mins pass

Him (swaying from side to side by this point): I can definately smell gas! Hang on, the sodastream has gas in it yeh?

Her: Yeh

Him: Oh shit
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Old 28th September 2008, 00:41   #61 (permalink)
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That's not what happened!!!

Him: Do you smell gas?

Her: No

2 mins pass

Him (swaying from side to side by this point): I can definately smell gas! Hang on, the sodastream has gas in it yeh?

Her: Yeh

Him: Oh shit

Rrrright...
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