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Old 8th November 2009, 20:05   #1 (permalink)
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Who do you support again?
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Old 8th November 2009, 20:06   #2 (permalink)
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Old 8th November 2009, 20:08   #4 (permalink)
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Old 8th November 2009, 20:14   #6 (permalink)
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The poor man's dead, Phelan. Let him rest in peace!

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can i please ask that next time you say someone doesn't support the team that you get a prominent member of staff and ex-players name right, otherwise it makes you look more of a cunt.

just thought i would inform you
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Old 8th November 2009, 20:30   #8 (permalink)
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What the fuck?

Phelans says SAF was right in his comments about the ref so The Religion calls him a fool and starts this thread?

OP have you fallen down and hit your head?
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Old 8th November 2009, 20:30   #9 (permalink)
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Your location and tag epitomise you

Boring
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Old 8th November 2009, 20:31   #10 (permalink)
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can i please ask that next time you say someone doesn't support the team that you get a prominant member of staff and ex-players name right, otherwise it makes you look more of a cunt.

just thought i would inform you
Next time you use a big word, get it right, otherwise it makes you look more of a fool.




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Old 8th November 2009, 20:32   #11 (permalink)
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What the fuck?

Phelans says SAF was right in his comments about the ref so The Religion calls him a fool and starts this thread?

OP have you fallen down and hit your head?
i think it comes from me saying group of our fans today were classless, however i could be wrong

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Boring
humour, you have none.
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Old 8th November 2009, 20:32   #12 (permalink)
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Again

You are boring
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Old 8th November 2009, 20:33   #13 (permalink)
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i dont know what your talking about

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Old 8th November 2009, 20:34   #14 (permalink)
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Again

You are boring
in which way may i ask?
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Old 8th November 2009, 20:35   #15 (permalink)
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what's this thread all about then?
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Old 8th November 2009, 20:35   #16 (permalink)
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This thread is so full of win.
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Old 8th November 2009, 21:03   #17 (permalink)
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What the fuck?

Phelans says SAF was right in his comments about the ref so The Religion calls him a fool and starts this thread?

OP have you fallen down and hit your head?
Nothing to do with you R Nick

He also insinuated that our club and fans are classless
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Old 8th November 2009, 21:11   #18 (permalink)
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Nothing to do with you R Nick

He also insinuated that our club and fans are classless
If you wanted it to be a conversation only between the two of you then you would have PM'd him, you've made it public so I think anybody can pass comment.

Where did he do that?
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Nothing to do with you R Nick

He also insinuated that our club and fans are classless
a few points,
  1. How am i boring?
  2. Read what i said that you are talking about, i never said anything about the club
  3. Once again i said some fans, and gave a perfectly acceptable reason
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Old 8th November 2009, 21:12   #20 (permalink)
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Fuck off shorts this is between me and TR it has nothing to do with you.

wait, thats not right.
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Old 8th November 2009, 21:12   #21 (permalink)
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I like phelans shorts.

TheReligion is a bit weird.
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If you wanted it to be a conversation only between the two of you then you would have PM'd him, you've made it public so I think anybody can pass comment.

Where did he do that?
this is what he is talking about

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One thing your money won't buy you is class, nor will it get you the history you crave.

The home fans didn't even open there mouths untill the goal went in at around 75 minutes, everytime a United player went to get the ball they had a barrage of abuse from the silly idiots at pitchside, even little children. Common Southern cunts. They must get it from the players. The likes of Terry and Carvaliho to name a few. Dirty and with no class.

Never have a seen a team deserve so little and win a game at home.

Oh well, played them off the park in their own backyard. Roll on the clash at Old Trafford where you will get whats coming to you. Perhaps we will have the ref this time, not that we need it.
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to be fair i think our talking about the wrong fans, it wasn't chelsea shouting "united, united, united" during the minutes silence
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Old 8th November 2009, 22:07   #23 (permalink)
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TheReligion is a bit weird.
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Old 8th November 2009, 22:10   #24 (permalink)
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Old 8th November 2009, 22:14   #26 (permalink)
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Its true....It's true

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Old 8th November 2009, 22:16   #27 (permalink)
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Old 8th November 2009, 22:19   #28 (permalink)
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Its true....It's true

There are a million threads on here to prove it
Such as?

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Old 8th November 2009, 22:20   #29 (permalink)
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Old 8th November 2009, 22:33   #30 (permalink)
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This thread had cock and balls

and the cockend is pierced.
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Old 8th November 2009, 22:34   #31 (permalink)
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This thread had cock and balls

and the cockend is pierced.
You tell em Brew.
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I would but I can't work out which one is the cock and which one the balls.

I know who the piercing is.
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Old 8th November 2009, 22:40   #33 (permalink)
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I would but I can't work out which one is the cock and which one the balls.

I know who the piercing is.
oooooh who?
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oooooh who?
Your initial application to receive the given aforementioned information will be processed and sent back via registered mail with in a 28 timescale Nick.
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Old 8th November 2009, 22:46   #35 (permalink)
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That sounds complicated, which means its obviously good information!
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Old 8th November 2009, 22:51   #36 (permalink)
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Shit, I missed days, 28 days. feck it, I might just PM you it. In fact I might just post it.

I reckon TR just hasn't had a good shag for a while, hence the anger. I feel sorry for PS being subjected to TRs latent rage and sexual frustration.
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Shit, I missed days, 28 days. feck it, I might just PM you it. In fact I might just post it.

I reckon TR just hasn't had a good shag for a while, hence the anger. I feel sorry for PS being subjected to TRs latent rage and sexual frustration.
This might be true. Still think he is boring mind
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