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Old 21st June 2008, 21:47   #1 (permalink)
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Fortune cookies

So having finished the chinese I ordered a to eat whilst i watch the match i set about the fortune cookies....all i can say is that these new batch of cookies are shit, not only do the taste like burnt stale shit, the once profound messeges they used to give you have no turned into:

"You will be the youngest-looking at a reunion" not so bad but a tad crap compared to what you used to get

and

"British Gas has made a mistake, you will get a rebate"... I mean wtf british gas and a rebate in a fortune cookie, who the fuck expects that in there!

In summary fortune cookies from 2008 equal pure shit, inside and out.
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Old 21st June 2008, 21:48   #2 (permalink)
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"British Gas has made a mistake, you will get a rebate"... I mean wtf british gas and a rebate in a fortune cookie, who the fuck expects that in there!
sounds more like a monopoly chance card.
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Old 21st June 2008, 21:52   #3 (permalink)
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So having finished the chinese I ordered a to eat whilst i watch the match i set about the fortune cookies....all i can say is that these new batch of cookies are shit, not only do the taste like burnt stale shit, the once profound messeges they used to give you have no turned into:

"You will be the youngest-looking at a reunion" not so bad but a tad crap compared to what you used to get

and

"British Gas has made a mistake, you will get a rebate"... I mean wtf british gas and a rebate in a fortune cookie, who the fuck expects that in there!

In summary fortune cookies from 2008 equal pure shit, inside and out.
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Old 21st June 2008, 22:05   #4 (permalink)
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i found my 4th wife inside a fortune cookie
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Old 21st June 2008, 22:12   #5 (permalink)
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i found my 4th wife inside a fortune cookie
was it a big cookie... or was she chopped up into little bits
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Old 21st June 2008, 22:31   #6 (permalink)
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big cookie
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Old 21st June 2008, 22:37   #7 (permalink)
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big cookie
must have been, i don't think i have ever seen a fortune cookie big enough to fit an emu in.
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