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jasonrh · 8th August 2007, 13:27

I feel like shit and can barely move.

But I couldn't stay in bed either.

So here I am waiting to be entertained.

Good morning.

Forums.

BezsMaracas · 8th August 2007, 13:28

Could be waiting a while...

Hectic · 8th August 2007, 13:30

Provide the first bit of entertainment, and more will follow.

cesc's_mullet · 8th August 2007, 13:30

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LU8DDYz68kM

Await no longer my fellow forumites.

This has to be some of the most fantastic footage you'll see.

Rudie · 8th August 2007, 13:30

Quote:

Originally Posted by jasonrh

I feel like shit and can barely move.

But I couldn't stay in bed either.

So here I am waiting to be entertained.

Good morning.

Forums.

Best not go look at the "New forum for football talk" to see what i said about you then

cesc's_mullet · 8th August 2007, 13:31

Actually I really should dedicate a whole thread to that clip.

jasonrh · 8th August 2007, 13:31

Quote:

Burp.

How was that?

I have so far been mildly amused by a little cartoon, and raised a smile at a tortoise.

I've not been to the transfer forum yet, so maybe I'm just shopping in the wrong store, if you know what I mean.

Rudie · 8th August 2007, 13:32

Quote:

Originally Posted by cesc's_mullet

Actually I really should dedicate a whole thread to that clip.

I can't see it, i'm at work but is it the one where the monkey sticks his finger up his ass and then sniffs it? I think it's part of a series called Jasons home videos.

Donado · 8th August 2007, 13:32

I'm back from the physiotherapist.

Therapy for 3 weeks.Fuck.

cesc's_mullet · 8th August 2007, 13:34

As great as that sounds hahaha it certainly aint.

It's a showdown between Buffalo and Lions, with a brief cameo from a Crocodile. Fantastic viewing.

jasonrh · 8th August 2007, 13:36

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donado

I'm back from the physiotherapist.

Therapy for 3 weeks.Fuck.

Don't you mean psychotherapist?

Physiotherapists are the ones who work with your muscles and stuff.

We call them Physical Therapists in an odd bit of unfathomable rhyming slang type name extention.

I hate them, because they always have run their mouth's big only to make me worse. Hate hate hate hate!

SmashedHombre · 8th August 2007, 13:37

Whats the definition of endless love? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis.

I thank you.

You have now been enterntained.

Gazza · 8th August 2007, 13:37

I'm thinking of getting a pet like this

jasonrh · 8th August 2007, 13:38

Quote:

Originally Posted by cesc's_mullet

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LU8DDYz68kM

Await no longer my fellow forumites.

This has to be some of the most fantastic footage you'll see.

This had better be good with that kind of buildup. Leftist scum.

mehro · 8th August 2007, 13:39

Quote:

Originally Posted by cesc's_mullet

Actually I really should dedicate a whole thread to that clip.

It's been done before. Twice I think.

jasonrh · 8th August 2007, 13:40

Kinell, YouTube isn't working for me.

mehro · 8th August 2007, 13:40

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donado

I'm back from the physiotherapist.

Therapy for 3 weeks.Fuck.

It's not really funny but I'd still like to laugh at you so

jasonrh · 8th August 2007, 13:41

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmashedHombre

Whats the definition of endless love? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis.

I thank you.

You have now been enterntained.

That was mildly enterntaining, yes.

The problem is that I asked to be entertained.

Please don't make me have to go to the newbie forum to get a giggle. That would be so disappointing.

SmashedHombre · 8th August 2007, 13:43

Quote:

Originally Posted by jasonrh

That was mildly enterntaining, yes.

The problem is that I asked to be entertained.

Please don't make me have to go to the newbie forum to get a giggle. That would be so disappointing.

Jason, I am not a performing monkey.

Although i could be if you wanted me to be

mehro · 8th August 2007, 13:44

Should we bring back Poster of the Week or is that to Slabberesque?

Rudie · 8th August 2007, 13:44

Here you go,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9vtOX7xPRA&feature=dir

Bewarned though, i've heard it's a "sick" video, from our very own BBC. I've not seen it yet, i can't wait too though, would someone please evaluate just how "sick" this clip is?

Thanks

mehro · 8th August 2007, 13:45

That video is unavailable. Apparently it's too sick for Youtube.

Rudie · 8th August 2007, 13:46

Quote:

Originally Posted by mehro

That video is unavailable. Apparently it's too sick for Youtube.

Ah crap... Never mind then...

pert · 8th August 2007, 13:51

I'm going to the Glentoran match tonight, I will get some pictures and videos, just for you Jason

cesc's_mullet · 8th August 2007, 13:51

Leftist eh.

Best be off with my merry-band of hillbillies and chase away some 'kallard' fellas.

reddevilcanada · 8th August 2007, 13:52

Quote:

Originally Posted by cesc's_mullet

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LU8DDYz68kM

Await no longer my fellow forumites.

This has to be some of the most fantastic footage you'll see.

amazing clip that.

jasonrh · 8th August 2007, 13:58

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmashedHombre

Jason, I am not a performing monkey.

Although i could be if you wanted me to be

You are not a performing monkey.

You are my bitch.

Hope this helps.

Bitch.

(oh, I like the pyramidal symmetry of that one - which I've just destroyed with this afterthought...)

jasonrh · 8th August 2007, 14:02

Quote:

Originally Posted by mehro

Should we bring back Poster of the Week or is that to Slabberesque?

I was thinking of bringing back the Spastic Posts thread, but was worried I was just being mean.

I certainly couldn't just bump the old one - we were being nasty thems days - and not just the 'usual' suspects. Plech had some brilliant ones.

And bumping a thread with posters such as Slabber, alonso, DubaiDevil, WelshRed, ManUtdRed, et al would be rather lighting the blue touchpaper due to later psychotic breaks.

Let's do The 'New' Poster of the Week thread, and see how it works. Just be careful certain people don't get it, or they'll just keep appointing themselves!

jasonrh · 8th August 2007, 14:03

Quote:

Originally Posted by cesc's_mullet

Leftist eh.

Best be off with my merry-band of hillbillies and chase away some 'kallard' fellas.

I love you very deeply (sorry about the tearing), but I have no frigging clue what a 'kallard' is.

Hectic · 8th August 2007, 14:05

Quote:

Originally Posted by jasonrh

You are not a performing monkey.

You are my bitch.

Hope this helps.

Bitch.

(oh, I like the pyramidal symmetry of that one - which I've just destroyed with this afterthought...)

It would have been even better had it been the other way round, like a real pyramid.

Bitch.

Hope this Helps.

You are my bitch.

You are not a performing monkey.

mojo · 8th August 2007, 14:05

Shouldn't it be 'fori' instead of forums?

8th August 2007, 13:27	#1 (permalink)
jasonrh Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: "You sir, are the syphilitic cockbiscuit son of a hamster rimmer."; "Sir Alex Ferguson, trainer of the English champions, wants to start the spoon fruits since early." Posts: 58,953	Forums I feel like shit and can barely move. But I couldn't stay in bed either. So here I am waiting to be entertained. Good morning. Forums.

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BezsMaracas Reserve Team Player Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Stalyvegas Posts: 4,043	Could be waiting a while...

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Hectic Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Created by two, felt by millions - T.I.O.T.R Posts: 22,458	Provide the first bit of entertainment, and more will follow.

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cesc's_mullet Get a haircut Hippy! Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: i gotta do something important so people will respect me… like be a senator… or a wizard Posts: 9,708	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LU8DDYz68kM Await no longer my fellow forumites. This has to be some of the most fantastic footage you'll see.

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cesc's_mullet Get a haircut Hippy! Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: i gotta do something important so people will respect me… like be a senator… or a wizard Posts: 9,708	Actually I really should dedicate a whole thread to that clip.

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Donado Caf Vigilante Join Date: May 2003 Location: Goes it so. Posts: 11,218	I'm back from the physiotherapist. Therapy for 3 weeks.Fuck.

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cesc's_mullet Get a haircut Hippy! Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: i gotta do something important so people will respect me… like be a senator… or a wizard Posts: 9,708	As great as that sounds hahaha it certainly aint. It's a showdown between Buffalo and Lions, with a brief cameo from a Crocodile. Fantastic viewing.

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SmashedHombre I'm cute Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Slightly more handsome, intelligent and talented than Rams. Far more likely to shag sheep than most rams too. Posts: 19,360	Whats the definition of endless love? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis. I thank you. You have now been enterntained.

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Gazza Magic Carpet Pilot Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: "The great thing about United, as a result of Matt Busby, is that they have a philosophy of a club that is very discernable. You know what Manchester United stand for." Posts: 25,075	I'm thinking of getting a pet like this

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jasonrh Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: "You sir, are the syphilitic cockbiscuit son of a hamster rimmer."; "Sir Alex Ferguson, trainer of the English champions, wants to start the spoon fruits since early." Posts: 58,953	Kinell, YouTube isn't working for me.

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mehro President of the Kick Smashed Out Movement Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 19,433	Should we bring back Poster of the Week or is that to Slabberesque?

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Rudie Mentary Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Original Rudeboy Posts: 2,496	Here you go, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9vtOX7xPRA&feature=dir Bewarned though, i've heard it's a "sick" video, from our very own BBC. I've not seen it yet, i can't wait too though, would someone please evaluate just how "sick" this clip is? Thanks

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mehro President of the Kick Smashed Out Movement Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 19,433	That video is unavailable. Apparently it's too sick for Youtube.

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pert Banned Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 12,165	I'm going to the Glentoran match tonight, I will get some pictures and videos, just for you Jason

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cesc's_mullet Get a haircut Hippy! Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: i gotta do something important so people will respect me… like be a senator… or a wizard Posts: 9,708	Leftist eh. Best be off with my merry-band of hillbillies and chase away some 'kallard' fellas.

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mojo Reserve Team Player Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 1,950	Shouldn't it be 'fori' instead of forums?

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