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Old 19th July 2008, 19:29   #1 (permalink)
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Alright. The group of friends I have been hanging out with for the last two or three years have very foul mouths. These guys are mostly acquaintances outside my immediate circle of good friends. Anyways, they don't stop with their foul insults to everyone around them at all times. They get a big kick out of it, and they view it as a contest as to who can come up with the most creative and insulting names at all hours. It was entertaining at first but now its almost unbearable. I'd like to come up with something just horrid and vile to spit back at them.

I'm not very creative, or foul mouthed so I figure what better place to go then the caf for some foul language and creative insults. Go on then.
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Old 19th July 2008, 19:32   #2 (permalink)
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Old 19th July 2008, 19:33   #3 (permalink)
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Old 19th July 2008, 19:40   #6 (permalink)
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Old 19th July 2008, 20:20   #10 (permalink)
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Old 19th July 2008, 20:52   #11 (permalink)
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Old 19th July 2008, 21:36   #12 (permalink)
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Alright. The group of friends I have been hanging out with for the last two or three years have very foul mouths. These guys are mostly acquaintances outside my immediate circle of good friends. Anyways, they don't stop with their foul insults to everyone around them at all times. They get a big kick out of it, and they view it as a contest as to who can come up with the most creative and insulting names at all hours. It was entertaining at first but now its almost unbearable. I'd like to come up with something just horrid and vile to spit back at them.

I'm not very creative, or foul mouthed so I figure what better place to go then the caf for some foul language and creative insults. Go on then.
This makes no sense. You claim its now unbearable yet you want to become like them. You then ask in the Caf for some foul and creative insults basically tarring all in here with the same brush as your foul mouth friends.
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Old 19th July 2008, 21:55   #13 (permalink)
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Old 19th July 2008, 22:07   #14 (permalink)
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Alright. The group of friends I have been hanging out with for the last two or three years have very foul mouths. These guys are mostly acquaintances outside my immediate circle of good friends. Anyways, they don't stop with their foul insults to everyone around them at all times. They get a big kick out of it, and they view it as a contest as to who can come up with the most creative and insulting names at all hours. It was entertaining at first but now its almost unbearable. I'd like to come up with something just horrid and vile to spit back at them.

I'm not very creative, or foul mouthed so I figure what better place to go then the caf for some foul language and creative insults. Go on then.
If anyone can come up with something amazingly revolting it would be Espada. PM him.
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I'll tell you, you shouldn't have fucked with me and my mate, cause i'm your worst nightmare boys. A white man, with access to an air pistol, who just doesn't care anymore. Oh i'm coming after you. 'Cause you know who i'm down with Yeah? I'm connected at the Wazoo. Oh Yeah! The Albanians, the Triads, The Yardies, The Gangmasters, The Bull Queens, I've got 'em all on speed dial! Those are the parties I go to, mad parties! With the Triads dancing with knives, as the Yardies shoot at them, and everyone is just laughing their heads off because they don't care about anything. Thats right! We're after you, you fucking pricks! You tossers! You lick-spittle piss crunchers! You cock munching shit twiddlers! You dick cheese pastry chef piss teeth hole eaters! Ok! Fuck off! Goodbye!
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I actually had a similar debate in work the other day and the best we came up with was;

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Old 21st July 2008, 02:02   #29 (permalink)
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I'll tell you, you shouldn't have fucked with me and my mate, cause i'm your worst nightmare boys. A white man, with access to an air pistol, who just doesn't care anymore. Oh i'm coming after you. 'Cause you know who i'm down with Yeah? I'm connected at the Wazoo. Oh Yeah! The Albanians, the Triads, The Yardies, The Gangmasters, The Bull Queens, I've got 'em all on speed dial! Those are the parties I go to, mad parties! With the Triads dancing with knives, as the Yardies shoot at them, and everyone is just laughing their heads off because they don't care about anything. Thats right! We're after you, you fucking pricks! You tossers! You lick-spittle piss crunchers! You cock munching shit twiddlers! You dick cheese pastry chef piss teeth hole eaters! Ok! Fuck off! Goodbye!
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