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Old 25th September 2008, 20:40   #1 (permalink)
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Frosty is my new best e-mate
So Noodle will have to hand over the trophy.. My new best e-mate is Frosty.

Noodlehair, we had some good times. I enjoyed the tea-party you never showed up for and that time when you ignored me on the streets of Manchester.


FAO Brad, you need to build a statue of Frosty. Chop chop...
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Old 25th September 2008, 20:42   #2 (permalink)
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jesus is my best E-mate
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Old 25th September 2008, 20:43   #3 (permalink)
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What's this?

What has this "Frosty" done to attain such a position?
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Old 25th September 2008, 20:50   #4 (permalink)
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What's this?

What has this "Frosty" done to attain such a position?
He offers a new dimension to my life.. so your services are not needed anymore..

Sorry you had to hear it like this.
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Old 25th September 2008, 20:51   #5 (permalink)
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He offers a new dimension to my life.. so your services are not needed anymore..

Sorry you had to hear it like this.


holding nothing back then i see
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Old 25th September 2008, 20:53   #6 (permalink)
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He's a Large Hydron Collider? Well, I can't compete with that.

A shame though. I was thinking of buying you an executive box at Old Trafford, but now all you get is a keyring from the megastore
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Old 25th September 2008, 20:54   #7 (permalink)
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He's a Large Hydron Collider? Well, I can't compete with that.

A shame though. I was thinking of buying you an executive box at Old Trafford, but now all you get is a keyring from the megastore
you could give the keyring to someone more deserving, perhaps, say someone who has helped you with innumerable medical issues?
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Old 25th September 2008, 20:55   #8 (permalink)
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That's true...
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Old 25th September 2008, 20:55   #9 (permalink)
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Pogue Mahone gets the keyring
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Old 25th September 2008, 20:56   #10 (permalink)
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Old 25th September 2008, 20:57   #11 (permalink)
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I have no e-mates. Fuck you, you fucking nerds.
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Old 25th September 2008, 20:58   #12 (permalink)
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RobertoCarlos is my e-mate
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Old 25th September 2008, 20:58   #13 (permalink)
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would you like an E-mate?
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Old 25th September 2008, 20:58   #14 (permalink)
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I have no e-mates. Fuck you, you fucking nerds.
that is because you are a cockbiscuit.

sorry, couldn't resist that one.
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Old 25th September 2008, 21:00   #15 (permalink)
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would you like an E-mate?
Yes! a.s.l?
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Old 25th September 2008, 21:00   #16 (permalink)
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Yes! a.s.l?
I could be your E-mate
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Old 25th September 2008, 21:01   #17 (permalink)
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I could be your E-mate
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Old 25th September 2008, 21:01   #18 (permalink)
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would you like an E-mate?
Sparky, you are a top lad now imo.
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Old 25th September 2008, 21:02   #19 (permalink)
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We can still talk about handbags don't worry.
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Sparky, you are a top lad now imo.
why is that Doc? is it my kind warm nature that makes you feel this way?
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Old 25th September 2008, 21:03   #21 (permalink)
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We can still talk about handbags don't worry.
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Old 25th September 2008, 21:03   #22 (permalink)
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why is that Doc? is it my kind warm nature that makes you feel this way?
No it's your bird.
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Old 25th September 2008, 21:03   #23 (permalink)
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FAO Brad, you need to build a statue of Frosty. Chop chop...
What's the point, it'd just melt
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Old 25th September 2008, 21:04   #24 (permalink)
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What's the point, it'd just melt
you could build it in one of those walk in freezers
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Old 25th September 2008, 21:05   #25 (permalink)
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A shame though. I was thinking of buying you an executive box at Old Trafford, but now all you get is a keyring from the megastore
Executive box eh? This only proves you don't deserve to be my e-mate seeing as you'd then know I'm more than happy with a seat at the Stretty..

That keyring sounds nice though
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It comes with a seat in the stretty end, next to Sultan, and I'm blaming the ignoring you in Manchester thing on GG and Brad. Since they'd met before.

Not that it matters anyway.

I only deal in absolutes, so you're now my worst caf enemy
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Old 25th September 2008, 21:09   #27 (permalink)
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What's the point, it'd just melt
I never said there was a point.. Just do it.

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Old 25th September 2008, 21:10   #28 (permalink)
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It comes with a seat in the stretty end, next to Sultan, and I'm blaming the ignoring you in Manchester thing on GG and Brad. Since they'd met before.

Not that it matters anyway.

I only deal in absolutes, so you're now my worst caf enemy
Meh
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Old 25th September 2008, 21:14   #29 (permalink)
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why is that Doc? is it my kind warm nature that makes you feel this way?
I feel I've been unnecessarily hard on you lately.
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Old 25th September 2008, 21:15   #30 (permalink)
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Who wants to be my E-mate?
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Old 25th September 2008, 21:15   #31 (permalink)
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it can't be me, I've already decide you are my new e-pprentice.
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