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Old 11th May 2008, 18:53   #1 (permalink)
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Is it gay to want to suck Ryan Giggs' cock?

I'd happily marry the bloke and settle down usually, but at the minute, i feel lust for the bloke. Is that gay?
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Old 11th May 2008, 18:54   #2 (permalink)
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It is a little bit. But what's wrong with a little gayness every now and then?
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Old 11th May 2008, 18:56   #3 (permalink)
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Not really when you consider that I want to have his babies right now.
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Old 11th May 2008, 18:56   #4 (permalink)
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A small tear did form in my eye when he scored I have to say.

Quite a romantic ending to the season.

Get sucking Wes, if you want to show true appreciation though, you will have to deep throat him.
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Old 11th May 2008, 18:58   #5 (permalink)
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Today, you can take the whole thing if you want, Wes.
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Old 11th May 2008, 18:59   #6 (permalink)
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Old 11th May 2008, 18:59   #7 (permalink)
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Old 11th May 2008, 19:04   #8 (permalink)
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A small tear did form in my eye when he scored I have to say.

Quite a romantic ending to the season.

Get sucking Wes, if you want to show true appreciation though, you will have to deep throat him.
If i had the chance i'd get right under his foreskin, really.
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Old 11th May 2008, 19:19   #9 (permalink)
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its gay not to want to suck his cock
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Old 11th May 2008, 19:29   #10 (permalink)
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I'd happily marry the bloke and settle down usually, but at the minute, i feel lust for the bloke. Is that gay?
A tad gay. Let your wife do it on your behalf.
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Old 11th May 2008, 19:31   #11 (permalink)
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its gay not to want to suck his cock
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Old 11th May 2008, 19:35   #12 (permalink)
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Today it isnt gay.
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Old 11th May 2008, 19:43   #13 (permalink)
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No, it's gay when you let your father rim you, Wes.
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Old 11th May 2008, 19:44   #14 (permalink)
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I always knew you were gay, spammy.
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Old 11th May 2008, 19:55   #15 (permalink)
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No, it's gay when you let your father rim you, Wes.
oh right. He told me he was cleaning me. I'll have to have a word with papy about that.
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Old 11th May 2008, 22:55   #16 (permalink)
 
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i'ts not gay at all unless you stick a finger up your butthole
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Old 11th May 2008, 23:05   #17 (permalink)
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i'ts not gay at all unless you stick a finger up your butthole
what if you stick a finger up Giggs' butthole?
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Old 11th May 2008, 23:06   #18 (permalink)
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what if you stick a finger up Giggs' butthole?
That would make Giggs gay, and you'd have a smelly finger.
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Old 11th May 2008, 23:25   #19 (permalink)
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That would make Giggs gay, and you'd have a smelly finger.

Sir Giggs's anus would be spotless
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Old 11th May 2008, 23:26   #20 (permalink)
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he's welsh.
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Old 11th May 2008, 23:29   #21 (permalink)
 
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what if you stick a finger up Giggs' butthole?
wes should do watever it takes to please giggs
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Old 11th May 2008, 23:31   #22 (permalink)
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Not after you've stuck your finger up it.

Dirty fingered cnut
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Old 11th May 2008, 23:33   #23 (permalink)
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Sir Giggs's anus would be spotless
i bet it would be hairy...
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Old 11th May 2008, 23:38   #24 (permalink)
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No, it's gay when you let your father rim you, Wes.
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i'ts not gay at all unless you stick a finger up your butthole
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what if you stick a finger up Giggs' butthole?
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That would make Giggs gay, and you'd have a smelly finger.
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he's welsh.
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Not after you've stuck your finger up it.

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Old 11th May 2008, 23:40   #25 (permalink)
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I'd shit on his face, fuck him in the ear and then come all over his hair.

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Old 11th May 2008, 23:44   #26 (permalink)
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Smack Fergie, Smell Giggs.
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Old 12th May 2008, 00:00   #27 (permalink)
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Old 12th May 2008, 00:03   #28 (permalink)
 
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Old 12th May 2008, 00:05   #29 (permalink)
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Old 12th May 2008, 00:08   #30 (permalink)
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Smack Fergie, Smell Giggs.
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Old 12th May 2008, 00:08   #31 (permalink)
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Old 12th May 2008, 00:18   #32 (permalink)
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