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Old 9th November 2009, 15:04   #1 (permalink)
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Getting Caught by the Short & Curlies
Pretty fucking sore it has to be said
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Old 9th November 2009, 15:28   #2 (permalink)
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was home in Cobh recently and saw this girl bartending that looked familiar to me. finally it came to me.
she kicked me in the bollocks when I was about 16 or so at a teenage hangout for us back in the day.
there I was leaning up against the wall, chatting to my cousin when along she comes and delivers her kick, totally unprovoked, right in the nuts.

I told my very naive sister last week that I was going to go behind the bar and kick her in the cnut, for payback.
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Old 9th November 2009, 15:30   #3 (permalink)
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Does she have a handbag ? You may aswell kill 2 birds with 1 stone while you're at it
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