Had a client in the office

solvista · 25th June 2008, 13:15

This is nothing entirely unnusual, but for the fact that I am absolutely positive that it was a cock in a frock.

Hairy knuckles, adams apple, syrup of fig, dress up to its knobbly and very hairy knees.

This was either the ugliest woman we've ever seen or it was paul daniels looking for a job in panto.

rimaldo · 25th June 2008, 13:18

feck you then, im not buying a house off you now you insentitive bastard.

1871_Biscuit · 25th June 2008, 13:18

You own a theatre that does summer panto's?

brophs · 25th June 2008, 13:20

What a drag.

solvista · 25th June 2008, 13:28

Quote:

Originally Posted by 1871_Biscuit

You own a theatre that does summer panto's?

I own nothing now mate, don't you read this fuckin forum?

and they were deliberate mistakes that were so obvious that niether needed pointing out. Please don't do that again.

bazalini · 25th June 2008, 13:30

Was he being a Dick??

solvista · 25th June 2008, 13:35

Quote:

Originally Posted by bazalini

Was he being a Dick??

Pussy in boots I think baz, without th pussy though, I'm convinced. Fuck I should have asked it what the fuck it was.

Something subtle along the lines of: "Excuse me, I am compelled to enquire. Do you have a cock? Or are you just one of those supermegafuggly-Rhinosopigs that I have read about?"

Eyepopper · 25th June 2008, 14:24

Quote:

Originally Posted by rimaldo

feck you then, im not buying a house off you now you insentitive bastard.

SmashedHombre · 25th June 2008, 14:26

Heh heh if you interpret the thread title the way I originally did, this thread takes on a whole new, and more disgusting light.

Eyepopper · 25th June 2008, 14:27

I'm WAY ahead of you smashed!

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solvista Reserve Team Player Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: RSPCA Headquarters. Posts: 2,372	Had a client in the office This is nothing entirely unnusual, but for the fact that I am absolutely positive that it was a cock in a frock. Hairy knuckles, adams apple, syrup of fig, dress up to its knobbly and very hairy knees. This was either the ugliest woman we've ever seen or it was paul daniels looking for a job in panto.

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rimaldo Out of the closet, into life. Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: renowned and profound prophet of rimglish. Posts: 9,551	feck you then, im not buying a house off you now you insentitive bastard.

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SmashedHombre Has a date with the Grim Reaper - lol Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Slightly more handsome, intelligent and talented than Rams. Far more likely to shag sheep than most rams too. Posts: 18,429	Heh heh if you interpret the thread title the way I originally did, this thread takes on a whole new, and more disgusting light.

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