Happy Birthday Dr. Dwayne

mehro · 2nd August 2007, 17:05

It'd help if you had your birthday listed, old cunt.

Dr. Dwayne · 2nd August 2007, 17:08

Thanks, mehro. 33 today and feelin' great.

Woo!

marcosdeto · 2nd August 2007, 17:10

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Originally Posted by Dr. Dwayne

Thanks, mehro. 33 today and feelin' great.

Woo!

happy birthday mate, didn't know it was today

Dr. Dwayne · 2nd August 2007, 17:12

thanks, mang.

Cheers, Suresh, I know it's not exactly synchronized but I'd hate to monopolize my birthday thread.

Suresh · 2nd August 2007, 17:12

Happy Birthday, Doc.

Desert Eagle · 2nd August 2007, 17:17

Happy Birthday Dr.Dwayne

nabyllon · 2nd August 2007, 17:24

i dont know you, but hey, happy birthday anyways.

utdalltheway · 2nd August 2007, 17:42

happy b'day Doc. enjoy!

if I make it up to Toronto in late Sept I'll buy you a beer.

Dr. Dwayne · 2nd August 2007, 17:45

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Originally Posted by utdalltheway

happy b'day Doc. enjoy!

if I make it up to Toronto in late Sept I'll buy you a beer.

sounds fantastic, mate. thanks!

mehro · 2nd August 2007, 17:46

So Doc, tell us about your trip.

Dr. Dwayne · 2nd August 2007, 17:52

I drove a lot. 7500 km. Of my 17 days off, six were spent in the truck. Thank god it's comfortable.

I went swimming in Lake Superior on my way home. Fecking cool lake, both literally and figuratively. The waves push you forward and then try to [pull you out.

It was also nice to see family and friends out west.

The weather was crazy humid, as it is usually a dry heat on the prairies it kind of sucked but I went to another nice lake while I was there. It has a great beach and the lake bottom is smooth sand. It turns out it is one of my favourite places.

My wife was out of sorts because she couldn't get any falafel.

I was bothered by the fact that everything closes by 10 pm. Even the chinese refused to deliver me food at 9:30. Fecked.

Oh a cousin of mine got married while I was out there. I don't think I'd seen him in abuot 15 years. It was a great time, too.

mehro · 2nd August 2007, 17:53

Sounds good. besides the falafel obsession.

Are you at work right now?

Dr. Dwayne · 2nd August 2007, 17:54

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Originally Posted by mehro

Sounds good. besides the falafel obsession.

Are you at work right now?

yes, I should be hitting the proverbial road and getting back to work...oh there's my wife on the phone...ok, I'll e-see you cnuts later.

mehro · 2nd August 2007, 17:57

33. Haha.

Desert Eagle · 2nd August 2007, 17:57

falafels and shawarmas, are you arab? Or did you go on a trip to the ME.

Suresh · 2nd August 2007, 17:57

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Originally Posted by Dr. Dwayne

I drove a lot. 7500 km. Of my 17 days off, six were spent in the truck. Thank god it's comfortable.

I went swimming in Lake Superior on my way home. Fecking cool lake, both literally and figuratively. The waves push you forward and then try to [pull you out.

It was also nice to see family and friends out west.

The weather was crazy humid, as it is usually a dry heat on the prairies it kind of sucked but I went to another nice lake while I was there. It has a great beach and the lake bottom is smooth sand. It turns out it is one of my favourite places.

My wife was out of sorts because she couldn't get any falafel.

I was bothered by the fact that everything closes by 10 pm. Even the chinese refused to deliver me food at 9:30. Fecked.

Oh a cousin of mine got married while I was out there. I don't think I'd seen him in abuot 15 years. It was a great time, too.

So you went on a road trip, killed your wife over a falafel and ended up marrying your cousin. That's some trip, Doc.

Dr. Dwayne · 2nd August 2007, 17:57

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Originally Posted by mehro

33. Haha.

you watch yer mouth, youngin'!

Dr. Dwayne · 2nd August 2007, 17:59

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Originally Posted by Suresh

So you went on a road trip, killed your wife over a falafel and ended up marrying your cousin. That's some trip, Doc.

Indeed. I didn't even think of it that way. My proudest accomplishment was driving from Toronto to Thunder Bay (about 16 hours) in one day.

I also miraculously avoided a speeding ticket after blowing by the cops, straddling the centre line to pass a semi (big lorry) at 140km/h in a 90km/h zone.

mehro · 2nd August 2007, 18:01

I once drove from Miami to New Jersey. Around 24 hours non stop. well, I just sat in the passenger seat while my cousin drove but I think it still counts.

Suresh · 2nd August 2007, 18:02

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Originally Posted by Dr. Dwayne

Indeed. I didn't even think of it that way. My proudest accomplishment was driving from Toronto to Thunder Bay (about 16 hours) in one day.

I also miraculously avoided a speeding ticket after blowing by the cops, straddling the centre line to pass a semi (big lorry) at 140km/h in a 90km/h zone.

A 16 hour drive is a killer. I drive north every now and then and if the journey takes more than 4 hrs due to some kind of traffic jam, I'm slowly contemplating ways to off my fellow road travellers. That's some patience you have there.

Suresh · 2nd August 2007, 18:03

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Originally Posted by mehro

I once drove from Miami to New Jersey. Around 24 hours non stop. well, I just sat in the passenger seat while my cousin drove but I think it still counts.

No it doesn't, you wuss.

Redlambs · 2nd August 2007, 18:06

mehro · 2nd August 2007, 18:07

It's not like I can't do it. I just don't have an American driver's license yet because I'm too lazy to go for the test.

mehro · 2nd August 2007, 18:07

Redlambs, stop inserting yourself between me and Suresh.

Desert Eagle · 2nd August 2007, 18:08

Redlambs · 2nd August 2007, 18:09

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Originally Posted by mehro

Redlambs, stop inserting yourself between me and Suresh.

Why? It's cosy!

Suresh · 2nd August 2007, 18:11

Stop stealing my half-arsed jokes!

Redlambs · 2nd August 2007, 18:14

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Originally Posted by Suresh

Stop stealing my half-arsed jokes!

I might start making it a regular thing!

Swerny · 2nd August 2007, 18:14

Happy birthday Doc!

Suresh · 2nd August 2007, 18:23

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Originally Posted by Redlambs

I might start making it a regular thing!

I was away for a while and missed that thread of yours that's been made a sticky. Absolutely excellent work.

bigredmachine · 2nd August 2007, 18:27

happy birthday ..

Redlambs · 2nd August 2007, 18:49

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Originally Posted by Suresh

I was away for a while and missed that thread of yours that's been made a sticky. Absolutely excellent work.

Cheers!

Mihajlovic · 2nd August 2007, 19:32

Dwayne man, herzlichen Glueckwunsch zum Geburtstag, you old Bavarian :-)

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mehro President of the Kick Smashed Out Movement Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 19,433	Happy Birthday Dr. Dwayne It'd help if you had your birthday listed, old cunt.

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mehro President of the Kick Smashed Out Movement Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 19,433	So Doc, tell us about your trip.

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Dr. Dwayne self confessed womens pantie wearer Join Date: May 2006 Location: form is emptiness, emptiness is form. Posts: 14,284	I drove a lot. 7500 km. Of my 17 days off, six were spent in the truck. Thank god it's comfortable. I went swimming in Lake Superior on my way home. Fecking cool lake, both literally and figuratively. The waves push you forward and then try to [pull you out. It was also nice to see family and friends out west. The weather was crazy humid, as it is usually a dry heat on the prairies it kind of sucked but I went to another nice lake while I was there. It has a great beach and the lake bottom is smooth sand. It turns out it is one of my favourite places. My wife was out of sorts because she couldn't get any falafel. I was bothered by the fact that everything closes by 10 pm. Even the chinese refused to deliver me food at 9:30. Fecked. Oh a cousin of mine got married while I was out there. I don't think I'd seen him in abuot 15 years. It was a great time, too.

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mehro President of the Kick Smashed Out Movement Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 19,433	Sounds good. besides the falafel obsession. Are you at work right now?

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mehro President of the Kick Smashed Out Movement Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 19,433	33. Haha.

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Desert Eagle Punjabi Dude Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 6,127	falafels and shawarmas, are you arab? Or did you go on a trip to the ME.

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mehro President of the Kick Smashed Out Movement Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 19,433	I once drove from Miami to New Jersey. Around 24 hours non stop. well, I just sat in the passenger seat while my cousin drove but I think it still counts.

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mehro President of the Kick Smashed Out Movement Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 19,433	It's not like I can't do it. I just don't have an American driver's license yet because I'm too lazy to go for the test.

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