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Old 12th May 2008, 16:53   #1 (permalink)
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Happy Birthday, Suresh! (take note RedNome)
And we're Champions of England to boot.

you couldn't ask for a better present.
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Old 12th May 2008, 16:53   #2 (permalink)
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That's old.

I mean, seriously old.
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Old 12th May 2008, 16:53   #3 (permalink)
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69 now.

older than old.
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Old 12th May 2008, 16:54   #4 (permalink)
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You could ask for the double.
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You're as old as you feel Suresh.
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Old 12th May 2008, 16:55   #6 (permalink)
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Free handjobs from Spammy for all on this glorious day. Have fun, lads.
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69 now.

older than old.
Man, that is old.

I guess he'll be moving into one of those old people homes soon.

Do they have wireless there?
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Old 12th May 2008, 16:57   #8 (permalink)
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Free handjobs from Spammy for all on this glorious day. Have fun, lads.
that must be costing you a lot of money. you're so generous in your old age.
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Come to England Suresh, you can now use your bus pass to travel the whole length of the country for free.

It's the future I tell thee.
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Old 12th May 2008, 17:00   #10 (permalink)
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Man, that is old.

I guess he'll be moving into one of those old people homes soon.

Do they have wireless there?
Yup. We call them drums.

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that must be costing you a lot of money. you're so generous in your old age.
Can't take it with you, Doc.

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Come to England Suresh, you can now use your bus pass to travel the whole length of the country for free.

It's the future I tell thee.
Most people tell the future by gazing into crystal balls, Nomey has people look at his head instead.
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Most people tell the future by gazing into crystal balls, Nomey has people look at his head instead.


Bastard, that was funny.
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Old 12th May 2008, 17:23   #12 (permalink)
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Most people tell the future by gazing into crystal balls, Nomey has people look at his head instead.
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Bastard, that was funny.
I'll bet Suresh drooled just a little whilst thinking of crystal balls and running his tongue over them:

"smooth as a 20 year old scotch...nummers!!"
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Old 12th May 2008, 17:45   #13 (permalink)
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that time again already? in that case happy damn birthday suresh.
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Old 12th May 2008, 17:46   #14 (permalink)
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weres the cake

happy bithday suresh
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Old 12th May 2008, 17:48   #15 (permalink)
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it's not your birthday suresh..... and even if it was, that would be no reason to celebrate, so..... fuck off
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it's not your birthday suresh..... and even if it was, that would be no reason to celebrate, so..... fuck off
espada.

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Old 12th May 2008, 18:45   #17 (permalink)
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Old 12th May 2008, 19:01   #18 (permalink)
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Suresh once begged me to post a happy birthday thread.

I think he's using it to convince people he's not an alcoholic and has every right to be drinking all the time.

I've been told he never buys a round too.
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Old 12th May 2008, 19:27   #19 (permalink)
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Lies. Damned lies.
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Suresh once begged me to post a happy birthday thread.

I think he's using it to convince people he's not an alcoholic and has every right to be drinking all the time.

I've been told he never buys a round too.
from what Espada tells me, Suresh begs for a lot of things.
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my cock is one of those things
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from what Espada tells me, Suresh begs for a lot of things.
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my cock is one of those things


Fuck off!
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Old 12th May 2008, 19:47   #23 (permalink)
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Was my b'day on Sun!! What a present indeed!!
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my cock is one of those things
brilliant timing there, Espada.
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Old 12th May 2008, 20:03   #25 (permalink)
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No it wasn't. It was just rude.
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Old 12th May 2008, 20:05   #26 (permalink)
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No it wasn't. It was just rude.
what's rude is the things you said whilst begging for Espada's porksword.
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