Hectic lives

olesmyhero · 7th July 2008, 15:46

Where you been Hectic? The caf wants to know.

Hectic · 7th July 2008, 15:49

Well, after a brief period of going out every day and hardly even using the internet, I calmed it down and decided to post more on the Caf. Just as that happened, I went to Ayia Napa a couple weeks ago and when I came back, my brother was back in the country so I continued the party through to last week.

Now I'm back and ready to come back here for good again. No more breaks!

olesmyhero · 7th July 2008, 15:50

Who would prefer meeting actual people in real life over hanging out on the internet? Fucking strange.

kristinson · 7th July 2008, 15:50

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hectic

Well, after a brief period of going out every day and hardly even using the internet, I calmed it down and decided to post more on the Caf. Just as that happened, I went to Ayia Napa a couple weeks ago and when I came back, my brother was back in the country so I continued the party through to last week.

Now I'm back and ready to come back here for good again. No more breaks!

OMG you had a real life, whats the real world like, im going to try and venture into it one day, I will escape e-earth

Hectic · 7th July 2008, 15:51

I know. That sudden realization made me run back into my house and I've not left since.

I figured I don't even need fresh air anymore, I just use a brown bag and it's basically the same thing.

Eyepopper · 7th July 2008, 15:51

Bollocks, his sex change operation was healing!

KeyserSoze · 7th July 2008, 15:52

Meeting real women and having a great time in Ayia Napa is a mugs game.

olesmyhero · 7th July 2008, 15:53

What makes you think he was after women?

SmashedHombre · 7th July 2008, 15:54

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Originally Posted by KeyserSoze

Meeting real women and having a great time in Ayia Napa is a mugs game.

Real what...?

Hectic · 7th July 2008, 15:54

Quote:

Originally Posted by kristinson

OMG you had a real life, whats the real world like, im going to try and venture into it one day, I will escape e-earth

The only way I can describe it is that everyone is really shy and from many bad experiences, girls don't like being told to get their gashout on buses, and taking a dump in peoples bags is considered disgusting.

Was a fucking eye-opener for me. I saw this girl and tried to have sex with her, and for some strange reason she wasn't having it. I mean, I saw her, and she saw me, but it just wouldn't happen. I've seen it a million times on the internet and it always works for them.

Also, no-one likes to go to Hull for fights. Tried to meet up with a few keyboard warriors for a little battle-down outside Oceana, couldn't beleive the fucker actually hit me. We were just meant to talk about fighting each other and get really angry, but he actually hit me. And we weren't even in fucking hull! Never again.

kristinson · 7th July 2008, 15:55

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hectic

The only way I can describe it is that everyone is really shy and from many bad experiences, girls don't like being told to get their gashout on buses, and taking a dump in peoples bags is considered disgusting.

Was a fucking eye-opener for me. I saw this girl and tried to have sex with her, and for some strange reason she wasn't having it. I mean, I saw her, and she saw me, but it just wouldn't happen. I've seen it a million times on the internet.

Also, no-one likes to go to Hull for fights. Tried to meet up with a few keyboard warriors for a little battle-down outside Oceana, couldn't beleive the fucker actually hit me. We were just meant to talk about fighting each other and get really angry, but he actually hit me. Never again.

KeyserSoze · 7th July 2008, 15:57

Quote:

Originally Posted by olesmyhero

What makes you think he was after women?

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmashedHombre

Real what...?

Simple human nature fellas, just an assumption. Or am I missing something about Hectic

EspadaYdaga · 7th July 2008, 16:07

Hectic · 7th July 2008, 16:09

Quote:

Originally Posted by KeyserSoze

Simple human nature fellas, just an assumption. Or am I missing something about Hectic

Maybe they are implying that I am a rapist, so I don't know what women are, I just see victims.

olesmyhero · 7th July 2008, 17:19

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hectic

Maybe they are implying that I am a rapist, so I don't know what women are, I just see victims.

Nope. I implied that you love cock. Multiple cocks all over you at the same time.

topper · 7th July 2008, 17:29

whatever the reason you deserted the caff Hectic you´re forgiven - glad you´re back

Collina · 7th July 2008, 19:05

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Originally Posted by EspadaYdaga

You don't really need to write stuff anymore. You've got all your opinions smashed into one big stamp.

EspadaYdaga · 8th July 2008, 09:26

i agree

i'm gonna take it with me everywhere

rotherham_red · 8th July 2008, 12:36

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hectic

The only way I can describe it is that everyone is really shy and from many bad experiences, girls don't like being told to get their gashout on buses, and taking a dump in peoples bags is considered disgusting.

Was a fucking eye-opener for me. I saw this girl and tried to have sex with her, and for some strange reason she wasn't having it. I mean, I saw her, and she saw me, but it just wouldn't happen. I've seen it a million times on the internet and it always works for them.

Also, no-one likes to go to Hull for fights. Tried to meet up with a few keyboard warriors for a little battle-down outside Oceana, couldn't beleive the fucker actually hit me. We were just meant to talk about fighting each other and get really angry, but he actually hit me. And we weren't even in fucking hull! Never again.

lol gotta agree with you, Hull is a real shit-hole, cant believe I've wound up getting a summer job here!

Spammy · 8th July 2008, 13:34

Fuck off Hectic, I thought I warned you not to come back after last time.

Cunt.

Hectic · 8th July 2008, 13:41

That's it Spammy, I'm leaving again.

Spammy · 8th July 2008, 13:42

Good, and take your lousy bag of stoats with you

Hectic · 8th July 2008, 13:43

I have oats, but no stoats.

Spammy · 8th July 2008, 14:10

I bet you wear a skirt

Hectic · 8th July 2008, 14:12

Die you!

Spammy · 8th July 2008, 14:20

You die!

Hectic · 8th July 2008, 14:20

Let's both die on the count of three.

1

Spammy · 8th July 2008, 14:22

Hectic · 8th July 2008, 14:22

Splat

Spammy · 8th July 2008, 14:25

Oh...oh...that's it. I'm dead. I'm now writing this from beyond the grave, if you're not here soon I will be very disappointed.

Hectic · 8th July 2008, 14:26

uuuuuuuurrrghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Spammy · 8th July 2008, 14:30

Uuuuuuuuuurghhh? You could just have smelt something dodgy, how can I be sure of your death?

Hectic · 8th July 2008, 14:31

Because I'm posting without tone. See. I'm clearly dead.

7th July 2008, 15:46	#1 (permalink)
olesmyhero has a lazy eye...japs eye Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 4000+ miles west of old trafford Posts: 12,256	Hectic lives Where you been Hectic? The caf wants to know.

8th July 2008, 14:22	#28 (permalink)
Spammy IQ of 18.5 Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: I'm going to make this pencil...disappear... Posts: 12,600	3.

7th July 2008, 15:49	#2 (permalink)
Hectic Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Created by two, felt by millions - T.I.O.T.R Posts: 22,458	Well, after a brief period of going out every day and hardly even using the internet, I calmed it down and decided to post more on the Caf. Just as that happened, I went to Ayia Napa a couple weeks ago and when I came back, my brother was back in the country so I continued the party through to last week. Now I'm back and ready to come back here for good again. No more breaks!

7th July 2008, 15:50	#3 (permalink)
olesmyhero has a lazy eye...japs eye Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 4000+ miles west of old trafford Posts: 12,256	Who would prefer meeting actual people in real life over hanging out on the internet? Fucking strange.

7th July 2008, 15:51	#5 (permalink)
Hectic Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Created by two, felt by millions - T.I.O.T.R Posts: 22,458	I know. That sudden realization made me run back into my house and I've not left since. I figured I don't even need fresh air anymore, I just use a brown bag and it's basically the same thing.

7th July 2008, 15:51	#6 (permalink)
Eyepopper First Team Regular Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Lowering the Tone since 2006 Posts: 16,842	Bollocks, his sex change operation was healing!

7th July 2008, 15:52	#7 (permalink)
KeyserSoze First Team Sub Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Batigol Posts: 7,117	Meeting real women and having a great time in Ayia Napa is a mugs game.

7th July 2008, 15:53	#8 (permalink)
olesmyhero has a lazy eye...japs eye Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 4000+ miles west of old trafford Posts: 12,256	What makes you think he was after women?

7th July 2008, 16:07	#13 (permalink)
EspadaYdaga Inbred Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Going home Posts: 10,098

7th July 2008, 17:29	#16 (permalink)
topper Pooper Trooper Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 12,293	whatever the reason you deserted the caff Hectic you´re forgiven - glad you´re back

8th July 2008, 09:26	#18 (permalink)
EspadaYdaga Inbred Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Going home Posts: 10,098	i agree i'm gonna take it with me everywhere

8th July 2008, 13:34	#20 (permalink)
Spammy IQ of 18.5 Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: I'm going to make this pencil...disappear... Posts: 12,600	Fuck off Hectic, I thought I warned you not to come back after last time. Cunt.

8th July 2008, 13:41	#21 (permalink)
Hectic Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Created by two, felt by millions - T.I.O.T.R Posts: 22,458	That's it Spammy, I'm leaving again.

8th July 2008, 13:42	#22 (permalink)
Spammy IQ of 18.5 Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: I'm going to make this pencil...disappear... Posts: 12,600	Good, and take your lousy bag of stoats with you

8th July 2008, 13:43	#23 (permalink)
Hectic Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Created by two, felt by millions - T.I.O.T.R Posts: 22,458	I have oats, but no stoats.

8th July 2008, 14:10	#24 (permalink)
Spammy IQ of 18.5 Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: I'm going to make this pencil...disappear... Posts: 12,600	I bet you wear a skirt

8th July 2008, 14:12	#25 (permalink)
Hectic Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Created by two, felt by millions - T.I.O.T.R Posts: 22,458	Die you!

8th July 2008, 14:20	#26 (permalink)
Spammy IQ of 18.5 Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: I'm going to make this pencil...disappear... Posts: 12,600	You die!

8th July 2008, 14:20	#27 (permalink)
Hectic Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Created by two, felt by millions - T.I.O.T.R Posts: 22,458	Let's both die on the count of three. 1

8th July 2008, 14:22	#29 (permalink)
Hectic Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Created by two, felt by millions - T.I.O.T.R Posts: 22,458	Splat

8th July 2008, 14:25	#30 (permalink)
Spammy IQ of 18.5 Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: I'm going to make this pencil...disappear... Posts: 12,600	Oh...oh...that's it. I'm dead. I'm now writing this from beyond the grave, if you're not here soon I will be very disappointed.

8th July 2008, 14:26	#31 (permalink)
Hectic Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Created by two, felt by millions - T.I.O.T.R Posts: 22,458	uuuuuuuurrrghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

8th July 2008, 14:30	#32 (permalink)
Spammy IQ of 18.5 Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: I'm going to make this pencil...disappear... Posts: 12,600	Uuuuuuuuuurghhh? You could just have smelt something dodgy, how can I be sure of your death?

8th July 2008, 14:31	#33 (permalink)
Hectic Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Created by two, felt by millions - T.I.O.T.R Posts: 22,458	Because I'm posting without tone. See. I'm clearly dead.