Herpes

Huseyin10 · 21st July 2008, 22:32

So some girl I use to sleep with about a year ago has recently told me that she caught Herpes from some guy. I was hoping for some casual stuff for the summer but now that she has told me she has Herpes, it has put me off proper. I no that it's not life threatening, but doesn't a condom prevent somebody from catching it? If I were to sleep with her, would it definetely spread to me? What precautions should I take to stop me catching it?

Or should I just not bother as it's not worth the risk?

Don16 · 21st July 2008, 22:33

Seriously mate, of all the places on the internet to find out about herpes, why in gods name do you choose a Manchester United forum?

Huseyin10 · 21st July 2008, 22:36

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Originally Posted by Don16

Seriously mate, of all the places on the internet to find out about herpes, why in gods name do you choose a Manchester United forum?

It's the general mate, there are a lot of weirdos who have first hand experiences with these sort of issues

Don16 · 21st July 2008, 22:38

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Originally Posted by Huseyin10

It's the general mate, there are a lot of weirdos who have first hand experiences with these sort of issues

Yeah, I know, I don't mean to be a dick but im sure theres millions of websites that will give you much better advice than the stuff you'll get on here.

kietotheworld · 21st July 2008, 22:38

Try Wikipedia. People on here will probably lie because they'll think it's funny they caused someone to get Herpes.

KeyserSoze · 21st July 2008, 22:39

Dont sleep with anyone who you think may have anything. If she told you that she is probably hiding much more.

I knooooowwww from experience dude!

rimaldo · 21st July 2008, 22:40

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Originally Posted by Huseyin10

It's the general mate, there are a lot of weirdos who have first hand experiences with these sort of issues

i don't know of any of these weirdos that you speak of that take refuge in here. i do believe i have the disease though so maybe we can try a couple of trial runs together, once with a condom and once without to see what would happen in any scenario that might arise.

UBERScholes · 21st July 2008, 22:40

There's some charm in knobbing someone when their disease is out in the open. That's how you know you've found your soulmate, when you'd be with them even if they had herpes or leprosy

jatin · 21st July 2008, 22:43

why dont you just use a condom and sleep with a hooker who has bad aids as well ???

Huseyin10 · 21st July 2008, 22:44

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Originally Posted by KeyserSoze

Dont sleep with anyone who you think may have anything. If she told you that she is probably hiding much more.

I knooooowwww from experience dude!

She got her results for everything today, and apparently shes been cleared from AIDS and HIV but they said she has Herpes.

Huseyin10 · 21st July 2008, 22:45

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Originally Posted by jatin

why dont you just use a condom and sleep with a hooker who has bad aids as well ???

I was actually thinking of that today. Does that mean all those people who have slept with a hooker, have probably got Herpes, since hookers sleep with a lot of guys who probably carry some sort of STD...

jatin · 21st July 2008, 22:49

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Originally Posted by Huseyin10

I was actually thinking of that today. Does that mean all those people who have slept with a hooker, have probably got Herpes, since hookers sleep with a lot of guys who probably carry some sort of STD...

I shall do some research and write a thesis on that

Can make millions from it

a_devil_inside · 21st July 2008, 23:23

herpes pah!
aids is for real men

1871_Biscuit · 21st July 2008, 23:24

I had thrush once.

Rams · 21st July 2008, 23:28

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Originally Posted by Huseyin10

So some girl I use to sleep with about a year ago has recently told me that she caught Herpes from some guy. I was hoping for some casual stuff for the summer but now that she has told me she has Herpes, it has put me off proper. I no that it's not life threatening, but doesn't a condom prevent somebody from catching it? If I were to sleep with her, would it definetely spread to me? What precautions should I take to stop me catching it?

Or should I just not bother as it's not worth the risk?

Have unpotected sex then off to the doc for the old tube down the jap eye. It's fun!

ERICSAGOD · 22nd July 2008, 08:16

USE A CONDOM!!!!!

711 · 22nd July 2008, 09:13

You can't catch herpes if you thoroughly lick her out first, it's enzymes in the saliva.

Medical fact.

Stanley Road · 22nd July 2008, 09:20

Herpes is rife

Everybody has had it in some form or other

brewlio · 22nd July 2008, 09:22

maybe down saaaaarrrrrrrrrrffffffffff

up north we've all got AIDS

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Originally Posted by Rams

Have unpotected sex then off to the doc for the old tube down the jap eye. It's fun!

"you can stand under my umberella-ella-ella-ella"

Eyepopper · 22nd July 2008, 09:30

I'm partial to a dose of the clap meself!

Raven_Blade · 22nd July 2008, 09:50

Rubber up before you shove her up.

Eyepopper · 22nd July 2008, 09:57

Sex with a horse, its the obvious answer!

cesc's_mullet · 22nd July 2008, 13:27

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Originally Posted by kietotheworld

Try Wikipedia. People on here will probably lie because they'll think it's funny they caused someone to get Herpes.

cesc's_mullet · 22nd July 2008, 13:28

seriously go bareback but just make sure you wash your cock under a tap afterwards

Dr. Dwayne · 22nd July 2008, 13:29

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Originally Posted by UBERScholes

There's some charm in knobbing someone when their disease is out in the open. That's how you know you've found your soulmate, when you'd be with them even if they had herpes or leprosy

but in a strange way very very true, UBER. Your mind works in mysterious ways.

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Originally Posted by Huseyin10

I was actually thinking of that today. Does that mean all those people who have slept with a hooker, have probably got Herpes, since hookers sleep with a lot of guys who probably carry some sort of STD...

ffs what are you, 12?

if you are worried about getting herpes don't sleep with the tramp you mentioned.

mosesfromtala · 22nd July 2008, 13:38

a yank wrote to me once and accused me of giving it to her .... i was rubbered up but still worried coz she insisted mine was the only cock she seen, so off I went to the doc and asked to be tested ... she said if I had it i'd know ... said as much to my yankee pal and it turned out the little minx was getting her minge eaten regularly by her female classmates (including one with a cold sore ) ... the things you learn far too late ... I met her in dublin on a college trip with said minge lickers ... ohh the potential I missed , not worth the risk of the clap though I suppose

Huseyin10 · 22nd July 2008, 21:05

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Originally Posted by ERICSAGOD

USE A CONDOM!!!!!

And that would protect you from gettin Herpes?

Huseyin10 · 22nd July 2008, 21:12

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Originally Posted by Herpes

Genital ulcer diseases can occur in both male and female genital areas that are covered or protected by a latex condom, as well as in areas that are not covered. Correct and consistent use of latex condoms can reduce the risk of genital herpes.

So wearing a condom doesnt make you immune from catching Herpes? I think I'll give it a pass after seeing some distrubing pictures on google...

Roger · 22nd July 2008, 23:51

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Originally Posted by a_devil_inside

herpes pah!
aids is for real men

Youngsters don't know they're born these days. All this fancy stuff, HIV,herpes etc.

When I was a young man we had to make do with crabs or the clap.

EspadaYdaga · 22nd July 2008, 23:53

Herpes is cool

Roger · 22nd July 2008, 23:54

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Originally Posted by Don16

Seriously mate, of all the places on the internet to find out about herpes, why in gods name do you choose a Manchester United forum?

Dosn't Herpes make posh handbags for rich people to shit in?

WeasteDevil · 22nd July 2008, 23:56

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Originally Posted by EspadaYdaga

Herpes is cool

It's a terrible thing when on your lips, I would hate to think of it on my cock.

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Huseyin10 First Team Sub Join Date: May 2004 Location: "I Don't Want To Be Compared To Anyone, I'd Like To Impose My Own Style Of play And Do The Best For Myself And For My Club" - Cristiano Ronaldo Posts: 8,939	Herpes So some girl I use to sleep with about a year ago has recently told me that she caught Herpes from some guy. I was hoping for some casual stuff for the summer but now that she has told me she has Herpes, it has put me off proper. I no that it's not life threatening, but doesn't a condom prevent somebody from catching it? If I were to sleep with her, would it definetely spread to me? What precautions should I take to stop me catching it? Or should I just not bother as it's not worth the risk?

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Don16 Annoying cnut Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Long Live King Monkey Posts: 3,545	Seriously mate, of all the places on the internet to find out about herpes, why in gods name do you choose a Manchester United forum?

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kietotheworld Reserve Team Player Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Airstrip One Posts: 3,763	Try Wikipedia. People on here will probably lie because they'll think it's funny they caused someone to get Herpes.

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KeyserSoze First Team Sub Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: The Way I Hear It Soze's Some Kind Of Butcher Posts: 6,987	Dont sleep with anyone who you think may have anything. If she told you that she is probably hiding much more. I knooooowwww from experience dude!

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UBERScholes I'd find it flattering if someone hard rubbed against me. Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 10,540	There's some charm in knobbing someone when their disease is out in the open. That's how you know you've found your soulmate, when you'd be with them even if they had herpes or leprosy

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jatin First Team Sub Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: there's too much blood in my alcohol system!! Posts: 5,680	why dont you just use a condom and sleep with a hooker who has bad aids as well ???

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a_devil_inside Big footed hermaphrodite Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Little Britain Posts: 25,017	herpes pah! aids is for real men

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711 Reserve Team Player Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Nearly all French are Bastards Posts: 1,486	You can't catch herpes if you thoroughly lick her out first, it's enzymes in the saliva. Medical fact.

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Stanley Road I.C.F. Member Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Viva Ronaldo Posts: 22,824	Herpes is rife Everybody has had it in some form or other

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Eyepopper First Team Regular Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Lowering the Tone since 2006 Posts: 13,750	I'm partial to a dose of the clap meself!

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Raven_Blade Attention Whoring Common Crow Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Man Utd Will Never Die! Posts: 17,238	Rubber up before you shove her up.

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Eyepopper First Team Regular Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Lowering the Tone since 2006 Posts: 13,750	Sex with a horse, its the obvious answer!

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cesc's_mullet Get a haircut Hippy! Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: i gotta do something important so people will respect me… like be a senator… or a wizard Posts: 8,625	seriously go bareback but just make sure you wash your cock under a tap afterwards

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mosesfromtala thinking about sligo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: mostly west Posts: 3,121	a yank wrote to me once and accused me of giving it to her .... i was rubbered up but still worried coz she insisted mine was the only cock she seen, so off I went to the doc and asked to be tested ... she said if I had it i'd know ... said as much to my yankee pal and it turned out the little minx was getting her minge eaten regularly by her female classmates (including one with a cold sore ) ... the things you learn far too late ... I met her in dublin on a college trip with said minge lickers ... ohh the potential I missed , not worth the risk of the clap though I suppose

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EspadaYdaga Inbred Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Wu Dang mountain Posts: 9,437	Herpes is cool