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Old 16th December 2009, 22:42   #1 (permalink)
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Hold The Fort, Elvis is moving to Essex?
Not sure I am comfortable with him being this close to me. It freaked me out enough when I had to go to preston about the thought of bumping in to him
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Old 16th December 2009, 22:43   #2 (permalink)
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When did he say this? hes a lying little prick.
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Old 16th December 2009, 22:44   #3 (permalink)
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apparently he has been headhunted by an essex branch of Asda, they like his zero tolerence policy
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Old 16th December 2009, 22:45   #4 (permalink)
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Not sure I am comfortable with him being this close to me. It freaked me out enough when I had to go to preston about the thought of bumping in to him
Hey, that's not nice. I'm a likeable fellow.

Yes, I'm moving to Essex in January for 6 months.
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Old 16th December 2009, 22:47   #5 (permalink)
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Hey, that's not nice. I'm a likeable fellow.

Yes, I'm moving to Essex in January for 6 months.
I dont doubt your liekability

it is your ability to grow a beard overnight that freaks me out
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Old 16th December 2009, 22:49   #6 (permalink)
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Yes, I'm moving to Essex in January for 6 months.
Oh noes. How can you do this to me when I am carrying your child. bastard.
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Old 16th December 2009, 22:52   #7 (permalink)
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Not sure I am comfortable with him being this close to me. It freaked me out enough when I had to go to preston about the thought of bumping in to him
but you are okay with me moving close




right?
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Old 16th December 2009, 22:54   #8 (permalink)
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Old 16th December 2009, 22:54   #9 (permalink)
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but you are okay with me moving close

right?
There's not a fecking handbag south of the Watford gap safe, with you about laddie. I hear Parky's missus keep scorpions in her handbag, so beware
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Old 16th December 2009, 23:00   #10 (permalink)
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Essex girls make me laugh. Elvis tell me a joke.
Tea is for mugs.
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Old 16th December 2009, 23:03   #11 (permalink)
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but you are okay with me moving close




right?
as long as you dont lean in for a kiss I will accept you
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Old 16th December 2009, 23:04   #12 (permalink)
 
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Stay away Elvis.
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Old 16th December 2009, 23:04   #13 (permalink)
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Solius we can meet for a drink if you like.
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You don't think you'd cramp my style?
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Old 16th December 2009, 23:07   #15 (permalink)
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Southern ponce.

You're no better than Brad now.
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Old 16th December 2009, 23:07   #16 (permalink)
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You don't really want to move here Elvis.
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He's stalking you MrGiggs, you've been warned.
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Old 16th December 2009, 23:08   #18 (permalink)
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You don't think you'd cramp my style?
If it helps, I will buy my own drink.

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Southern ponce.

You're no better than Brad now.
You're scouse, right?

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You don't really want to move here Elvis.
I'm moving for you.
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Old 16th December 2009, 23:10   #19 (permalink)
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I'm moving for you.
How awesome.
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You're scouse, right?


I'm Northern you cunt, and I'll be staying that way too.
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Old 16th December 2009, 23:12   #21 (permalink)
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I'm Northern you cunt, and I'll be staying that way too.
Denial is the first sign of guilt.
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Don't make me a bloke please.
Please except my humblest appologies for my most insulting typo.
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Old 16th December 2009, 23:14   #23 (permalink)
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Please except my humblest appologies for my most insulting typo.
Indeed, but you called Elvis a ponce... so you're forgiven.
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Old 16th December 2009, 23:15   #24 (permalink)
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Please except my humblest appologies for my most insulting typo.
apologies
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Old 16th December 2009, 23:16   #25 (permalink)
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Why would anyone choose to move south?

Soft cunt.
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Are we resorting to that level already?
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Old 16th December 2009, 23:18   #27 (permalink)
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Why would anyone choose to move south?

Soft cunt.
I'm not moving there really, folk on here are very gullible

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Are we resorting to that level already?
Nostalgia my friend, nostalgia.

Did you know Boothy has a girlfriend?
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Old 16th December 2009, 23:20   #28 (permalink)
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Nostalgia my friend, nostalgia.

Did you know Boothy has a girlfriend?
He has? Good for him I say.

You should try it
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Old 16th December 2009, 23:21   #29 (permalink)
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Has Aubrey sanctioned this move Elvis ?
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Old 16th December 2009, 23:23   #30 (permalink)
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He has? Good for him I say.

You should try it
Things on my front are making progress. This weekend actually. I just choose not to shout it from the rooftops

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Has Aubrey sanctioned this move Elvis ?
He certainly has.
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Old 16th December 2009, 23:23   #31 (permalink)
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Things on my front are making progress. This weekend actually. I just choose not to shout it from the rooftops
A wise approach when you're a rapist!
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He certainly has.
That was Swift. Aubrey Swift

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A wise approach when you're a rapist!
FFS
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Things on my front are making progress. This weekend actually. I just choose not to shout it from the rooftops
I look forward to not hearing about it in due course then
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Old 16th December 2009, 23:25   #35 (permalink)
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I look forward to not hearing about it in due course then
I was going to send you a video.
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I was going to send you a video.
I own enough beastiality porn thanks Elvis.
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Old 16th December 2009, 23:32   #38 (permalink)
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Why would anyone choose to move south?

Soft cunt.
It's not that bad!

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Isn't the adorable Dagenham Stace from X-Factor also from Essex?
Aye, she was. And so was Olly. Olly was actually from really near to where I'm from.
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Old 16th December 2009, 23:37   #39 (permalink)
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I own enough beastiality porn thanks Elvis.


You really are deserving of that tagline.
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You really are deserving of that tagline.


A thank you.
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