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Old 8th August 2007, 00:43   #1 (permalink)
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Horny feckers
brought my two infant sons to Dublin Zoo today and this is what they were subjected to
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Old 8th August 2007, 00:47   #2 (permalink)
 
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Old 8th August 2007, 00:55   #3 (permalink)
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phap phap phap phap phap

it was very funny, parents trying to bat away questions from their kids as to what the Rhinos were up to

I tried to explain to my eldest who is only 21 months old that they were practising for the Argentinian olympic synchronised swimming team but he had me sussed
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it was very funny, parents trying to bat away questions from their kids as to what the Rhinos were up to

I tried to explain to my eldest who is only 21 months old that they were practising for the Argentinian olympic synchronised swimming team but he had me sussed


some time ago i went with my little niece to the zoo and we caught two gorilas fucking like crazy

it was a very erotic moment
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Old 8th August 2007, 01:01   #5 (permalink)
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What did that pervy otter end up doing?
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Old 8th August 2007, 01:06   #6 (permalink)
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What did that pervy otter end up doing?

he was pulling the bar of himself

the dirty fecker
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Old 8th August 2007, 01:13   #7 (permalink)
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some time ago i went with my little niece to the zoo and we caught two gorilas fucking like crazy

as long as she didn't go ape
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Old 8th August 2007, 03:39   #8 (permalink)
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brought my two infant sons to Dublin Zoo today and this is what they were subjected to

You already got two boys? You are two horny feckers...
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Old 8th August 2007, 03:41   #9 (permalink)
 
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Didn't Nialler just have his first child (ok, Nialler's wife) a short time ago?

Damn. Worse than Rhinos.

What I'm worried about is you feeling the need to take an extremely blurring picture of said hot Rhino action.
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Old 8th August 2007, 06:32   #10 (permalink)
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Old 8th August 2007, 06:58   #11 (permalink)
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I've turtles or tortoises or whatever they were at it. Make loud noises as well.
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Old 8th August 2007, 09:31   #12 (permalink)
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I've turtles or tortoises or whatever they were at it. Make loud noises as well.

Was she screaming another tortoises name?
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Old 8th August 2007, 09:48   #13 (permalink)
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Who takes fotos of animals at the zoo fucking?
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Old 8th August 2007, 09:51   #14 (permalink)
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Horny feckers.
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Old 8th August 2007, 11:23   #15 (permalink)
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Who takes fotos of animals at the zoo fucking?
Photos. And Nialler probably does, or else he mugged some poor bastard for his camera, which seems a bit harsh, and is probably a bigger story than the Rhinos getting jiggy.
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Old 8th August 2007, 12:22   #16 (permalink)
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I think I might take half a day and go to london zoo
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maybe they weren't doing it, maybe they were trying to practice making a human pyramid, except with rhinos. a rhino pyramid.

oh snap, i should try that next time i'm in a club.. 'excuse me, do you want to try and make a human pyramid at my house?'
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Was she screaming another tortoises name?
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Old 8th August 2007, 14:05   #19 (permalink)
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You've got a strange sense of humor Redlambs.
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Old 8th August 2007, 19:07   #25 (permalink)
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Made me laugh. Well done!
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Old 8th August 2007, 19:16   #26 (permalink)
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Old 8th August 2007, 19:21   #27 (permalink)
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some time ago i went with my little niece to the zoo and we caught two gorilas fucking like crazy

it was a very erotic moment
Don't tell Espada, he'll sue you for the cost of cleaning up his laptop
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Don't tell Espada, he'll sue you for the cost of cleaning up his laptop
i sussed that one long ago mate.. i cover my laptop in cling film now
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