How Cool are Saunas?

1871_Biscuit · 8th November 2009, 01:15

are saunas considered cool?

Alex · 8th November 2009, 01:15

Not as cool as hot tubs

esmufc10 · 8th November 2009, 01:16

Depends if it's an all male one or not.

1871_Biscuit · 8th November 2009, 01:18

when you think of saunas do you think of fat naked men with small penis's sweating in them, Red Devil Finn wanking in one or cool things?

esmufc10 · 8th November 2009, 01:19

I think of the time I had a bit of an argument in one at Fitness First.

1871_Biscuit · 8th November 2009, 01:20

How the fuck did you manage that? was it over girth or length?

AlwynP · 8th November 2009, 01:21

I met a really hot german bird in one last year at uni. It's great when you meet attractive european birds in bikinis in enclosed spaces.

esmufc10 · 8th November 2009, 01:23

Nah, we were having a changing room swap while some renovating went on and this gimp decided he didn't want to move. A heated debate followed.

1871_Biscuit · 8th November 2009, 01:23

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwynP

I met a really hot german bird in one last year at uni. It's great when you meet attractive european birds in bikinis in enclosed spaces.

Did you... GET IT ON?

esmufc10 · 8th November 2009, 01:24

Quote:

Originally Posted by 1871_Biscuit

Did you... GET IT ON?

Well you're dirty and sweet
Clad in black don't look back and I love you
You're dirty and sweet, oh yeah
Well you're slim and you're weak
You've got the teeth of the hydra upon you
You're dirty sweet and you're my girl

Get it on, bang a gong, get it on
Get it on, bang a gong, get it on

Well you're built like a car
You've got a hub cap diamond star halo
You're built like a car, oh yeah
Well you're an untamed youth
That's the truth with your cloak full of eagles
You're dirty sweet and you're my girl

Get it on, bang a gong, get it on
Get it on, bang a gong, get it on - oh

Burndogg · 8th November 2009, 01:25

Quote:

Originally Posted by 1871_Biscuit

are saunas considered cool?

i think they are considered warm

Devils Advocate · 8th November 2009, 01:25

they aren't at all cool, surely that's the point?

Devils Advocate · 8th November 2009, 01:26

Quote:

Originally Posted by Burndogg

i think they are considered warm

damn, beaten by seconds

AlwynP · 8th November 2009, 01:26

Quote:

Originally Posted by 1871_Biscuit

Did you... GET IT ON?

Touched her up a bit but didn't go any further than that.

1871_Biscuit · 8th November 2009, 01:27

Quote:

Originally Posted by Burndogg

i think they are considered warm

Quote:

Originally Posted by Devils Advocate

they aren't at all cool, surely that's the point?

You do realise Bumdog isnt the devil.. just a cunt.

1871_Biscuit · 8th November 2009, 01:28

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwynP

Touched her up a bit but didn't go any further than that.

It feels fucking horrible touching other people in the sauna.

Burndogg · 8th November 2009, 01:28

Quote:

Originally Posted by 1871_Biscuit

You do realise Bumdog isnt the devil.. just a cunt.

mjs020294 · 8th November 2009, 01:29

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alex

Not as cool as hot tubs

A good sauna is much cooler than a hot tub TBH. You can see the girls properly, they are sweating

and its easier having a conversation in a Sauna.

esmufc10 · 8th November 2009, 01:29

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwynP

Touched her up a bit but didn't go any further than that.

I'm disappointed in you, you are a taken man.

AlwynP · 8th November 2009, 01:31

Quote:

Originally Posted by esmufc09

I'm disappointed in you, you are a taken man.

This was last year. We were on a break.
(And yes I know that sounds like me and you)

Burndogg · 8th November 2009, 01:33

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwynP

This was last year. We were on a break.
(And yes I know that sounds like me and you)

you broke your cock on that german ass.

esmufc10 · 8th November 2009, 01:34

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwynP

This was last year. We were on a break.
(And yes I know that sounds like me and you)

So why didn't you take it further? Again I'm disappointed.
(I know, but our bond can never be broken)

AlwynP · 8th November 2009, 01:36

Because she couldn't speak very good english, she didn't like my mates, and my girlfriend is fitter.

Devils Advocate · 8th November 2009, 02:16

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwynP

This was last year. We were on a break.
(And yes I know that sounds like me and you)

just cos you were on holiday doesn't mean you can cheat

AlwynP · 8th November 2009, 02:18

Salford Uni gymnasium is hardly a holiday.

Devils Advocate · 8th November 2009, 02:29

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwynP

Salford Uni gymnasium is hardly a holiday.

it would be to me, a trip to the bog is the nearest i get to a holiday

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esmufc10 First Team Sub Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: A drunk man's words are a sober man's thoughts. Posts: 9,267	Nah, we were having a changing room swap while some renovating went on and this gimp decided he didn't want to move. A heated debate followed.

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