how much coffee is too much coffee?

rimaldo · 19th June 2008, 12:16

i am really tired today and am on my 5th double espresso shot of the morning, how many more can i have before i either a) get really jittery or b) die?

p.s

i do realise that drinking coffee makes me quite gay.

SiYuan · 19th June 2008, 12:17

When you start trying to put your dick into your arse.

rimaldo · 19th June 2008, 12:18

uh-oh.

goldenballs · 19th June 2008, 12:19

A mouthful is way too much.......Shite stuff it is!!!!!

Eyepopper · 19th June 2008, 12:21

bollocks.. If I could hook it up on a drip I would..

Sparky19 · 19th June 2008, 12:24

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Originally Posted by rimaldo

i am really tired today and am on my 5th double espresso shot of the morning, how many more can i have before i either a) get really jittery or b) die?

p.s

i do realise that drinking coffee makes me quite gay.

thats why you want more then isnt it?

kristinson · 19th June 2008, 12:31

I love the stuff, honestly cant start the day witout it or I get irritable and a sore head. (I think I have addiction issues)

everymorning on the way to work I drop in to the cafe for that double shot latte piece of heaven.

and it dosnt make you gay, gay is decaf coffee or lemon tea!

DoctorEvil · 19th June 2008, 12:38

When your hands start shaking you know you had way too much coffee. Other than that, its almost impossible to know in advance how much is too much.

pert · 19th June 2008, 12:41

Shit in her handbag

rimaldo · 19th June 2008, 12:42

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Originally Posted by Sparky19

thats why you want more then isnt it?

most definitely, it hurts less than repeated bummings and makes me equally as gay. it's win, win.

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Originally Posted by kristinson

I love the stuff, honestly cant start the day witout it or I get irritable and a sore head. (I think I have addiction issues)

everymorning on the way to work I drop in to the cafe for that double shot latte piece of heaven.

and it dosnt make you gay, gay is decaf coffee or lemon tea!

id like to believe you but since my coffee drinking exploits of this morning i have started to notice men a lot more.

rimaldo · 19th June 2008, 12:43

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Originally Posted by pert

Shit in her handbag

i suppose the cup it comes in could be classed as a handbag as it holds stuff but surely it will taint the flavour?

kristinson · 19th June 2008, 12:50

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Originally Posted by rimaldo

most definitely, it hurts less than repeated bummings and makes me equally as gay. it's win, win.

id like to believe you but since my coffee drinking exploits of this morning i have started to notice men a lot more.

Its only gay if you take it you rim stud!

kristinson · 19th June 2008, 12:50

oh and my friend says that "if you take a hot bath it shrinks back to its normal size"

SmashedHombre · 19th June 2008, 12:59

Coffee is not your friend

kristinson · 19th June 2008, 13:01

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Originally Posted by SmashedHombre

Coffee is not your friend

dont say such hurtfull things hombre!!!

rimaldo · 19th June 2008, 13:01

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Originally Posted by kristinson

oh and my friend says that "if you take a hot bath it shrinks back to its normal size"

"friend" eh? i will give it a go.

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Originally Posted by SmashedHombre

Coffee is not your friend

bugger, that means i am down to 0 friends again, what about tea? can tea be my new best friend?

kristinson · 19th June 2008, 13:04

bugger, that means i am down to 0 friends again, what about tea? can tea be my new best friend?[/quote]

I thought we were friends, USER!!!!!

Eyepopper · 19th June 2008, 13:05

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Originally Posted by kristinson

Its only gay if you take it you rim stud!

Stop talking and get your mouth back round the gloryhole,,,

kristinson · 19th June 2008, 13:06

NO!!!! you shit in peoples handbags and dont wipe, its unsanitary.

But then again a coffee and a fag afterwards would make the taste go away according to rimaldo!

rimaldo · 19th June 2008, 13:11

wrong, i think you'll find that sucking on a fag was what gave you the bad after taste to begin with.

i slay myself sometimes with my cutting witticisms and turn of phrase.

SmashedHombre · 19th June 2008, 13:13

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Originally Posted by rimaldo

"friend" eh? i will give it a go.

bugger, that means i am down to 0 friends again, what about tea? can tea be my new best friend?

No. tea doesn't like you either. Infact no beverages like you, hot or otherwise.

kristinson · 19th June 2008, 13:14

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Originally Posted by rimaldo

wrong, i think you'll find that sucking on a fag was what gave you the bad after taste to begin with.

i slay myself sometimes with my cutting witticisms and turn of phrase.

damn it I set myself up.

I think iv had too much coffee

rimaldo · 19th June 2008, 13:17

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Originally Posted by SmashedHombre

No. tea doesn't like you either. Infact no beverages like you, hot or otherwise.

in that case beverages are just like all the people i know

what if i paid it to like me? how much do you think it would take?

KanieKane · 19th June 2008, 13:21

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Originally Posted by goldenballs

A mouthful is way too much.......Shite stuff it is!!!!!

harrumph

Stanley Road · 19th June 2008, 13:57

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Originally Posted by rimaldo

i am really tired today and am on my 5th double espresso shot of the morning, how many more can i have before i either a) get really jittery or b) die?

p.s

i do realise that drinking coffee makes me quite gay.

The more you drink the more dehidrated you will become, the more tired you will feel, the more coffe you will drink

I'd start on the water if i were you

Decotron · 19th June 2008, 14:01

Another 3 or 4 doubles and you'll reach the point when you know you've had too much. I used to drink a shed load when I got a machine at home. I think 8 or 9 doubles was my record, its a strange sensation I couldnt sit still or concentrate on anything. The voice in your head get alot louder also!

rimaldo · 19th June 2008, 14:41

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Originally Posted by Decotron

Another 3 or 4 doubles and you'll reach the point when you know you've had too much. I used to drink a shed load when I got a machine at home. I think 8 or 9 doubles was my record, its a strange sensation I couldnt sit still or concentrate on anything. The voice in your head get alot louder also!

i did start to feel a little jittery after my 6th one so decided to stop as die was the only next option, i have also started drinking water now thanks to stanley just incase i start to get more tired again.

USDevil · 19th June 2008, 14:45

Caffeine pills and energy drinks. I know I need to just give in and sleep when together 400 mg caffeine and an energy drink don't do anything for me.

a_devil_inside · 19th June 2008, 16:08

coffee has no effect on me

rimaldo · 19th June 2008, 16:33

does it not even make you start to notice men a bit more? bugger, it might just be me then.

Paz · 19th June 2008, 16:55

Chai Tea Latte

Mihajlovic · 19th June 2008, 17:31

who is that naked bitch on the starbucks logo?

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