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Old 16th January 2008, 18:35   #1 (permalink)
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i think that most of us by now have seen this will smith film - so i ask you to cast your self back to the point when he caught a woman monster and tied her to his bed in his lab, now he hadnt seen a woman for years, did you see the tits on her , heaving up and down - you just would wouldnt you
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Old 16th January 2008, 18:36   #2 (permalink)
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she was bald... so perhaps a brown paper bag was in order...
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Old 16th January 2008, 18:37   #3 (permalink)
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she was bald... so perhaps a brown paper bag was in order...
oh yea cover the head and no kissing , but a good tit wank would be the order of the day
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never been able to master the posting of the picture thing - so help guys , but make sure it shows her ample chest
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Old 16th January 2008, 18:42   #6 (permalink)
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we think alike...tits were rocking
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Old 16th January 2008, 19:01   #7 (permalink)
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He had a dog at that point.


No need making the dog jealous.
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Old 16th January 2008, 19:02   #8 (permalink)
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oh come on it was an alstation there ugly fuckers
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Old 17th January 2008, 03:06   #9 (permalink)
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I never thought about it, but I guess if it'd been a couple years, I'd give her a second though.
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Old 17th January 2008, 03:07   #10 (permalink)
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What a shite ending, just watched the film there, good enough film, bollocks ending. just my 2 cents
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Old 17th January 2008, 03:08   #11 (permalink)
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I never thought about it, but I guess if it'd been a couple years, I'd give her a second though.
Haha you are in Kansas City, right?
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I was thinking that at the time and i also came to the conclusion i'd have slipped her one or at least got a semi from squeezing her tits
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Old 17th January 2008, 11:14   #14 (permalink)
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Shagging corpses in morgues, nice hobby you have there Red!

That dead bird out of bad boys 2 with healthy chest, i'd have fucked her till she was a skeleton
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Old 17th January 2008, 11:20   #15 (permalink)
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Shagging corpses in morgues, nice hobby you have there Red!
The 7 on his shirt gives away the culprit...


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