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Old 16th September 2008, 23:01   #1 (permalink)
 
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I could teach some of you cunts about Romance - Listen to Baz and Dine Out

For my recent Anniversary -

Did I go out and buy Roses? NO
Did I head out to an elucsive Restaurant? NO
Did I buy Jewellery? NO
Did I whisk her off to Paris? NO
Did I take her on a shopping Spree in Primark? NO

I tell you what I did. I got Redcafe Pianist, McCool to record the song we got engaged to and have him play it for us live on Youtube while we turned the lights out and I lit a yankee Doodle Candle.

Now that is romantic. The Baz - He dines out



Will someone post this in the Newbies so they can see what I offer these wankers here.
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Old 16th September 2008, 23:19   #2 (permalink)
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When I met my ex, it was her birthday coming up before we started going out. I had little or no clue about her, what she was into. I had met her at the rugby, so, I went to the Saints store, bought a card and then waited outside of the ground before the game and got the entire squad to sign it for her.

It cost me £1:20, and got me a blowjob on HER birthday.
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Old 16th September 2008, 23:27   #3 (permalink)
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When I met my ex, it was her birthday coming up before we started going out. I had little or no clue about her, what she was into. I had met her at the rugby, so, I went to the Saints store, bought a card and then waited outside of the ground before the game and got the entire squad to sign it for her.

It cost me £1:20, and got me a blowjob on HER birthday.
What you don't know is she had blown the entire Saints teams as well.
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Old 16th September 2008, 23:28   #4 (permalink)
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What you don't know is she had blown the entire Saints teams as well.
Not at that point. Now she probably has.
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Old 16th September 2008, 23:30   #5 (permalink)
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I really treat my lady on her birthday. I have a bowl of cereal in bed instead of a full English. Then I use an extra squirt of KY when I take her ass. When I get home from work I am OK with a TV dinner, and I let her put a cool box of beer by my favorite chair so she doesn't have to fetch my drinks wheel I watch Sky Sports.
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Old 17th September 2008, 00:45   #6 (permalink)
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Will someone post this in the Newbies so they can see what I offer these wankers here.
Why is Newbie recognition that important to you?
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Old 17th September 2008, 00:48   #7 (permalink)
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You can't actually play something live on youtube, Baz.

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Old 17th September 2008, 07:39   #8 (permalink)
 
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That's not romantic, that's cheap.

In any case, why are you offering dating advice to a bunch losers who can't get a girlfriend for love nor money?
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Old 17th September 2008, 07:56   #9 (permalink)
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i think Baz has a major hardon for the newbies
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i think Baz has a major hardon for the newbies
Because I am fed up talking with a bunch of tossers here.

Who is to say the Newbies are not a bad bunch
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Old 17th September 2008, 08:53   #11 (permalink)
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Because I am fed up talking with a bunch of tossers here.

Who is to say the Newbies are not a bad bunch
do your romance tips actually work Baz?

i have a feeling my missus would prefer the roses and jewellery and dining out for our anniversary next month rarther than a redcafe pianist
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Old 17th September 2008, 09:08   #12 (permalink)
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Did I head out to an elucsive Restaurant? NO
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Old 17th September 2008, 10:01   #13 (permalink)
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I aint listening to you cunts no more, the last time i did i was arrested for shitting in my birds mates handbag..
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Old 17th September 2008, 10:05   #14 (permalink)
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the can never get those charges to stick mate dont worry...
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I really treat my lady on her birthday. I have a bowl of cereal in bed instead of a full English. Then I use an extra squirt of KY when I take her ass. When I get home from work I am OK with a TV dinner, and I let her put a cool box of beer by my favorite chair so she doesn't have to fetch my drinks wheel I watch Sky Sports.
I take it you're single then?
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For my recent Anniversary -

Did I go out and buy Roses? NO
Did I head out to an elucsive Restaurant? NO
Did I buy Jewellery? NO
Did I whisk her off to Paris? NO
Did I take her on a shopping Spree in Primark? NO

I tell you what I did. I got Redcafe Pianist, McCool to record the song we got engaged to and have him play it for us live on Youtube while we turned the lights out and I lit a yankee Doodle Candle.

Now that is romantic. The Baz - He dines out



Will someone post this in the Newbies so they can see what I offer these wankers here.
You cheap bastard!
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Old 17th September 2008, 10:28   #17 (permalink)
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the can never get those charges to stick mate dont worry...
Unlike the shit.
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Old 17th September 2008, 10:29   #18 (permalink)
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Who is to say the Newbies are not a bad bunch
Me. I do.
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Old 17th September 2008, 10:54   #19 (permalink)
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Well done McCool, very good rendition of the song. I Was speaking to Charlie McGettingan one night in Letterkenny a couple of months ago while gigging. He was the other half of the duo who performed that song for the Eurovision Song Contest. I hope McCool was payed well enough for his performance.
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Old 17th September 2008, 15:23   #20 (permalink)
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For my recent Anniversary -

Did I go out and buy Roses? NO
Did I head out to an elucsive Restaurant? NO
Did I buy Jewellery? NO
Did I whisk her off to Paris? NO
Did I take her on a shopping Spree in Primark? NO

I tell you what I did. I got Redcafe Pianist, McCool to record the song we got engaged to and have him play it for us live on Youtube while we turned the lights out and I lit a yankee Doodle Candle.

Now that is romantic. The Baz - He dines out

Skint cunt.
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