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16th September 2008, 23:01
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Location: President of The Bring Back "Charlie Devils, Neil Thomson & Clayton Blackmore" Fan Clubs
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I could teach some of you cunts about Romance - Listen to Baz and Dine Out
For my recent Anniversary -
Did I go out and buy Roses? NO Did I head out to an elucsive Restaurant? NO Did I buy Jewellery? NO Did I whisk her off to Paris? NO Did I take her on a shopping Spree in Primark? NO I tell you what I did. I got Redcafe Pianist, McCool to record the song we got engaged to and have him play it for us live on Youtube while we turned the lights out and I lit a yankee Doodle Candle. Now that is romantic. The Baz - He dines out Will someone post this in the Newbies so they can see what I offer these wankers here. |
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16th September 2008, 23:19
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When I met my ex, it was her birthday coming up before we started going out. I had little or no clue about her, what she was into. I had met her at the rugby, so, I went to the Saints store, bought a card and then waited outside of the ground before the game and got the entire squad to sign it for her.
It cost me £1:20, and got me a blowjob on HER birthday. |
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16th September 2008, 23:27
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16th September 2008, 23:30
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I really treat my lady on her birthday. I have a bowl of cereal in bed instead of a full English. Then I use an extra squirt of KY when I take her ass. When I get home from work I am OK with a TV dinner, and I let her put a cool box of beer by my favorite chair so she doesn't have to fetch my drinks wheel I watch Sky Sports.
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17th September 2008, 07:39
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That's not romantic, that's cheap.
In any case, why are you offering dating advice to a bunch losers who can't get a girlfriend for love nor money? |
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17th September 2008, 08:43
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Join Date: May 2000
Location: President of The Bring Back "Charlie Devils, Neil Thomson & Clayton Blackmore" Fan Clubs
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Who is to say the Newbies are not a bad bunch |
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17th September 2008, 08:53
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i have a feeling my missus would prefer the roses and jewellery and dining out for our anniversary next month rarther than a redcafe pianist |
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17th September 2008, 10:14
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17th September 2008, 10:19
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17th September 2008, 10:54
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Well done McCool, very good rendition of the song. I Was speaking to Charlie McGettingan one night in Letterkenny a couple of months ago while gigging. He was the other half of the duo who performed that song for the Eurovision Song Contest. I hope McCool was payed well enough for his performance.
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17th September 2008, 15:23
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Poster originally known MS MSP
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Skint cunt. |
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