i gone bust my stink bone..

rimaldo · 25th June 2008, 23:46

in my lower back, it really hurts. not sure how i managed it. any healing tips from the caf's resident doctors and other learned posters?

everyone else is free to leave their messages of good will hinting towards a full and speedy recovery.

Cock Biscuit · 25th June 2008, 23:48

Rhythmic Dancing.

heightmassive · 25th June 2008, 23:50

I have gone and bust my stink bone

sonymobby · 25th June 2008, 23:51

This is what happens to fake agents.

Cock Biscuit · 25th June 2008, 23:51

i bust stink bone

rimaldo · 25th June 2008, 23:52

Quote:

Originally Posted by heightmassive

I have gone and bust my stink bone

i can't believe that two of the caf's posters have been ailed by the same affliction. what are the chances of that?

Man Utd Mrs · 25th June 2008, 23:53

Coccyx trouble?

http://www.painclinic.org/jointpain-coccyx.htm

golden_blunder · 25th June 2008, 23:54

my brother broke his playing rugby. He had to sit on a rubber ring for months

711 · 25th June 2008, 23:55

Horse-riding will do you the world of good. You have to ride fast for it to work though.

rimaldo · 25th June 2008, 23:56

Quote:

Originally Posted by Man Utd Mrs

Coccyx trouble?

http://www.painclinic.org/jointpain-coccyx.htm

i am fairly certain the medical term for the area is stink bone and not coccyx. i will definitely give that a read though. thanks MUM.

711 · 25th June 2008, 23:56

Quote:

Originally Posted by golden_blunder

my brother broke his playing rugby. He had to sit on a rubber ring for months

That's what he claimed at the time, anyway.

rimaldo · 26th June 2008, 00:00

Quote:

Originally Posted by golden_blunder

my brother broke his playing rugby. He had to sit on a rubber ring for months

mine is more of a dull ache at the moment, must have over stretched the muscles around it or something, breaking it must of killed.

Quote:

Originally Posted by 711

Horse-riding will do you the world of good. You have to ride fast for it to work though.

i don't have a horse and not sure i am up to stealing one in my weakend state. will turning a chair around and pretending to ride it as if it is a horse whilst being dressed as a jockey have the desired effect?

RedNome · 26th June 2008, 00:02

Quote:

Originally Posted by golden_blunder

my brother broke his playing rugby. He had to sit on a rubber ring for months

It's probably the last bone in my body that I would want to break, fuck that.

711 · 26th June 2008, 00:03

Quote:

Originally Posted by rimaldo

i don't have a horse and not sure i am up to stealing one in my weakend state. will turning a chair around and pretending to ride it as if it is a horse whilst being dressed as a jockey have the desired effect?

No, but power-boating would be nearly as good.

I_live_cement · 26th June 2008, 00:04

Too bad rimaldo. You should be getting advice from a real doctor rather than asking on here.

711 · 26th June 2008, 00:05

Quote:

Originally Posted by I_live_cement

Too bad rimaldo. You should be getting advice from a real doctor rather than asking on here.

That's a fucking insult to we practioners of alternative medicine.

Very alternative, actually.

rimaldo · 26th June 2008, 00:06

Quote:

Originally Posted by 711

No, but power-boating would be nearly as good.

i'm in a fairly similar situation with the powerboat as i was with the horse. will fashioning a makeshift raft out of used toilet rolls and empty toothpaste tubes before riding it around in the bath have the same effect?

sod it, even if it doesn't i am still going to do it, it sounds funs, i can make powerboat noises and get my mum to push me around on it and everything.

rimaldo · 26th June 2008, 00:07

Quote:

Originally Posted by I_live_cement

Too bad rimaldo. You should be getting advice from a real doctor rather than asking on here.

it is too late to see one today, will be going to see one tomorrow if it hasn't improved in the morning.

narnar · 26th June 2008, 00:18

Er...how did ya break it ya tool?

rimaldo · 26th June 2008, 00:21

i am pretty sure it's not broken. i woke up with a slight ache this morning and it has got steadily worse throughout the day. it mainly hurts when sitting down for prolonged periods of time and getting up again, it seems to ease once i stretch it out and move about a bit.

narnar · 26th June 2008, 00:30

I woke up with a slight ache this morning

Where else have I heard that before?

711 · 26th June 2008, 00:31

This further information allows me to pin-point the cause.

You have clearly been roofied and shagged up the arse.

Go to the police immediately, tell them of your suspicions and demand a full medical and investigation, it's your civic duty.

rimaldo · 26th June 2008, 00:33

Quote:

Originally Posted by 711

This further information allows me to pin-point the cause.

You have clearly been roofied and shagged up the arse.

Go to the police immediately, tell them of your suspicions and demand a full medical and investigation, it's your civic duty.

yes roofied first, before the violent bumsecks, that's it.

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rimaldo Out of the closet, into life. Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: renowned and profound prophet of rimglish. Posts: 8,852	i gone bust my stink bone.. in my lower back, it really hurts. not sure how i managed it. any healing tips from the caf's resident doctors and other learned posters? everyone else is free to leave their messages of good will hinting towards a full and speedy recovery.

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Cock Biscuit Very simple Simon Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Tilehurst, Reading Former Name: 1871 Biscuit Posts: 4,155	Rhythmic Dancing.

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narnar Needs Help Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: northern ireland Posts: 5,315	Er...how did ya break it ya tool?

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rimaldo Out of the closet, into life. Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: renowned and profound prophet of rimglish. Posts: 8,852	i am pretty sure it's not broken. i woke up with a slight ache this morning and it has got steadily worse throughout the day. it mainly hurts when sitting down for prolonged periods of time and getting up again, it seems to ease once i stretch it out and move about a bit.

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narnar Needs Help Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: northern ireland Posts: 5,315	I woke up with a slight ache this morning Where else have I heard that before?

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711 Reserve Team Player Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Nearly all French are Bastards Posts: 1,228	This further information allows me to pin-point the cause. You have clearly been roofied and shagged up the arse. Go to the police immediately, tell them of your suspicions and demand a full medical and investigation, it's your civic duty.