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Old 1st August 2008, 17:15   #1 (permalink)
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I had my hair cut this morning
and had a dark whopper from burger king this afternoon.
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Old 1st August 2008, 17:17   #2 (permalink)
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dark whopper?

are you sure you had a burger and not er...a sausage? And that someone didn't just write 'Burger King' above a glory hole?

anyway I'm glad you're eating again michaelness.
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Old 1st August 2008, 17:18   #3 (permalink)
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Thanks for telling us. I don't know how I would have slept tonight without it.
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just yesterday i was thinking "I wonder when was the last time Michaelness got a hair cut?"
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This means the Emo style has gone and the hatred between him and Girish can dissolve. Bad times.
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Next it's going to be a throat cut.
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Old 1st August 2008, 17:29   #7 (permalink)
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just yesterday i was thinking "I wonder when was the last time Michaelness got a hair cut?"
what a coincidence, just yesterday i was thinking will my willy get stuck if i try and fit it in to one of the holes in the cheese grater.
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Old 1st August 2008, 17:57   #8 (permalink)
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just yesterday i was thinking "I wonder when was the last time Michaelness got a hair cut?"
well now you know
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Old 1st August 2008, 17:58   #9 (permalink)
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so what does your hair look like now?
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Old 1st August 2008, 17:59   #10 (permalink)
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and wtf is a dark whopper?
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Old 1st August 2008, 18:03   #11 (permalink)
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so what does your hair look like now?
very short

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and wtf is a dark whopper?
"the dark knight" inspired whopper from Burger King
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"the dark knight" inspired whopper from Burger King
didn't they do the same for black spiderman in spiderman 3?
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very short



"the dark knight" inspired whopper from Burger King
like buzzed?

what, do they put a bat in it?
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Old 1st August 2008, 18:09   #15 (permalink)
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what, do they put a bat in it?
no, though this is what a bat looks like between two floury baps-
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no cheese? or bacon?

wtf Burger King?
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Old 1st August 2008, 18:13   #17 (permalink)
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i know, it is shocking, there is a strong hint of talcum powder though.
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and that's not really mayonnaise, is it?
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unfortunately not, and the less said about the french mustard the better.
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and had a dark whopper from burger king this afternoon.
I got up this morning and raced downstairs to read your blog. Thanks for updating it!
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Old 1st August 2008, 18:18   #22 (permalink)
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michaelness has a blog?

why wasn't I informed of this michaelness?
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michaelness has a blog?

why wasn't I informed of this michaelness?
probably because i dont actually have a blog
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probably because i dont actually have a blog
ok you're off the hook.


this time.
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ok you're off the hook.


this time.
don't let him get away that easy doc. he does so have a blog, he declares his undying love for you on it numerous times and refuses to let you see it in case you reject him.
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don't let him get away that easy doc. he does so have a blog, he declares his undying love for you on it numerous times and refuses to let you see it in case you reject him.
I'm touched, michaelness, if this is true.
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Old 1st August 2008, 18:41   #27 (permalink)
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he will deny it as he is embarrassed by it.

free yourself michaelness, you are only lying to yourself.
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Old 1st August 2008, 18:42   #28 (permalink)
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Girish has a blog.

Girish > Michaelness.
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Old 1st August 2008, 18:44   #29 (permalink)
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it's not a secret blog, though. We've always known about girish's blog.

secret blogs > public blogs
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Secret blogs are overrated.
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Old 1st August 2008, 18:52   #31 (permalink)
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maybe. I wouldn't really know. never seen one.
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Old 1st August 2008, 18:54   #33 (permalink)
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i have a secret blog. i update it everyday with fresh reasons why i hate 'the usual suspects'.
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