I have to give a presentation on Monday...

Feed Me · 21st November 2009, 22:33

I am the sort of person who can normally talk till the sun goes down, but when I get into this sort of situation, I go all wooden and start mumbling way too fast.

Give me some tips on good public speaking please.

No shitting in handbags.

R_Nick · 21st November 2009, 22:36

Unless you know the subject inside out and are a good blagger you need to prepare like mad. Write down what you want to say and then read it out loud whilst timing yourself to ensure you don't go on too long/run short. Make sure you know exactly what you are going to say.

When you're actually presenting make sure you stand upright properly and talk to the back row rather than the front.

If that doesn't work then kick them all in the cunt and shit in their bags before they leave.

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21st November 2009, 22:36	#2 (permalink)
R_Nick First Team Sub Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: "Remote prayer? I like it. There should be a button on my desk I can press and forty-nine people instantly pray for me." Posts: 9,445	Unless you know the subject inside out and are a good blagger you need to prepare like mad. Write down what you want to say and then read it out loud whilst timing yourself to ensure you don't go on too long/run short. Make sure you know exactly what you are going to say. When you're actually presenting make sure you stand upright properly and talk to the back row rather than the front. If that doesn't work then kick them all in the cunt and shit in their bags before they leave.