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Old 18th May 2008, 04:33   #1 (permalink)
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I just got chinned by some cunt.
Never go out in Warrington.
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Old 18th May 2008, 04:35   #2 (permalink)
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Punched in the chin that is, got a right head ache now. cunt.
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Old 18th May 2008, 04:37   #3 (permalink)
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Old 18th May 2008, 04:38   #4 (permalink)
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Old 18th May 2008, 04:44   #5 (permalink)
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I never fight with anyone, why did i get punched?

Warrington cunts.
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Old 18th May 2008, 04:55   #6 (permalink)
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as much as i love my beloved warrington wolves, i would never recommend a night out in the warrington town centre to be honest, mind you i wouldn't recommend one in my home town of wigan either, actually i dont know many places that i would ... hmmmm
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Old 18th May 2008, 04:58   #7 (permalink)
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Warrington is a dump. Have they still got that shithole Mr Smiths?
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Old 18th May 2008, 05:10   #8 (permalink)
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You and me both mate. Tonight I got jumped from behind by the cnut who bottled my mate a few months back. Turns out I am the only proper witness and my statement can be the difference between him going jail and him getting away scott free. I've already had the obligatory death threats over the phone from relatives of his. I'm in a lot of trouble, no question. People are cnuts
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Old 18th May 2008, 05:13   #9 (permalink)
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You and me both mate. Tonight I got jumped from behind by the cnut who bottled my mate a few months back. Turns out I am the only proper witness and my statement can be the difference between him going jail and him getting away scott free. I've already had the obligatory death threats over the phone from relatives of his. I'm in a lot of trouble, no question. People are cnuts
Hope you're alright mate, sounds like a sticky situation there. Hope the cunt gets to prison
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Old 18th May 2008, 05:25   #10 (permalink)
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Hope you're alright mate, sounds like a sticky situation there. Hope the cunt gets to prison
You and me both mate. Problem is if I stand up in court and he goes down because of my statement, his missus' relatives will pretty much make my life a living hell. I already had to walk through a crowd of death threats when leaving the pub tonight. Apparently they're going to 'fuckin kill me'. Awesome. Took a hit to the back of the head earlier, but because I didn't see who done it the police don't reckon they can do much about it. Another hour and a half spent in a police station giving my statement, only for sweet FA to happen from it. The original case has already been sent back by the courts once because apparently my statement didn't make sense. Turns out the police officer who took my statement on the night my mate eneded up in hospital kept confusing the attacker with the victim
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Old 18th May 2008, 05:31   #11 (permalink)
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Ouch, that's tough Smashed. Take care. I'm sorry I can't offer much else.
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Old 18th May 2008, 07:58   #12 (permalink)
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Stay well out of it smashed. If this is a thug from a family of thugs they will not go away overnight. shite as it is, probably better just keeping your mouth shut. The fucker does deserve to be brought to justice, but not at the cost of injury to you or the mental stress this bollocks will cause you.
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Old 18th May 2008, 08:14   #13 (permalink)
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Stay well out of it smashed. If this is a thug from a family of thugs they will not go away overnight. shite as it is, probably better just keeping your mouth shut. The fucker does deserve to be brought to justice, but not at the cost of injury to you or the mental stress this bollocks will cause you.
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Old 18th May 2008, 08:51   #14 (permalink)
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I would keep my mouth shut in court and try get someone to fix it in private.
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Old 18th May 2008, 09:28   #15 (permalink)
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sorry lads , fight fire with, find out where his mong relatives live and pour some petrol through their letter box, get on the front foot - do the shit bags - someone tried twat my lad with his mates and one of their dads joined in, i waited for him to go to work and he met my trusty basa ball bat on his drive way - not a peep after that
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Old 18th May 2008, 13:13   #17 (permalink)
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Warrington is a dump. Have they still got that shithole Mr Smiths?
Yeah it's got a different name now though.

Been going out in Manchester for years and never got into any trouble, one night in Warrington and my mate gets his ribs broke and I get one on the chin for trying to help him.
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Old 18th May 2008, 13:16   #18 (permalink)
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as much as i love my beloved warrington wolves, i would never recommend a night out in the warrington town centre to be honest, mind you i wouldn't recommend one in my home town of wigan either, actually i dont know many places that i would ... hmmmm
I follow the wire as well, got to follow some shit team to balance up the success we have with united, got a lot of family living in Warrington.
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Never go out in Warrington.
I hope you fucked the cunt up...

cant let people get away with chinning you
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Old 18th May 2008, 13:24   #20 (permalink)
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Did you hit him back?
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Old 18th May 2008, 13:25   #21 (permalink)
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Did you hit him back?

Nah I'm not much of a fighter, didn't really get the chance to anyway, the bouncers did a good job on him though, he ended up in the back of a police van as well.
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Old 18th May 2008, 13:28   #22 (permalink)
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Stay well out of it smashed. If this is a thug from a family of thugs they will not go away overnight. shite as it is, probably better just keeping your mouth shut. The fucker does deserve to be brought to justice, but not at the cost of injury to you or the mental stress this bollocks will cause you.
Excellent idea. We could follow it up with a whige about modern society/the Police won't so anything. If we don't stand up to this sort of thing, even at personal expense, then we lose the right to whinge about the state of the nation etc.
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Old 18th May 2008, 13:46   #23 (permalink)
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Old 18th May 2008, 13:48   #24 (permalink)
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You and me both mate. Problem is if I stand up in court and he goes down because of my statement, his missus' relatives will pretty much make my life a living hell. I already had to walk through a crowd of death threats when leaving the pub tonight. Apparently they're going to 'fuckin kill me'. Awesome. Took a hit to the back of the head earlier, but because I didn't see who done it the police don't reckon they can do much about it. Another hour and a half spent in a police station giving my statement, only for sweet FA to happen from it. The original case has already been sent back by the courts once because apparently my statement didn't make sense. Turns out the police officer who took my statement on the night my mate eneded up in hospital kept confusing the attacker with the victim
kick the living daylights out of that cunt. that will keep it quiet.
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Old 18th May 2008, 14:10   #25 (permalink)
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Punched in the chin that is, got a right head ache now. cunt.
cnut...should have thrown a couple of punches yourself
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Old 18th May 2008, 14:38   #26 (permalink)
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Old 18th May 2008, 14:48   #27 (permalink)
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Stay well out of it smashed. If this is a thug from a family of thugs they will not go away overnight. shite as it is, probably better just keeping your mouth shut. The fucker does deserve to be brought to justice, but not at the cost of injury to you or the mental stress this bollocks will cause you.
Right..... chances are that they will back off and leave Smashed to continue living a nice, safe happy life. Unfortunately the fucker who got off scott free could go on to kill or rape someone in the future. But who cares ey?
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Old 18th May 2008, 15:27   #28 (permalink)
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I got conned out of sixty grand through work!

I've got to give a statement to the DTI on tuesday!

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Old 18th May 2008, 15:32   #29 (permalink)
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Right..... chances are that they will back off and leave Smashed to continue living a nice, safe happy life. Unfortunately the fucker who got off scott free could go on to kill or rape someone in the future. But who cares ey?
To be fair, I'd say it's an awful lot easier to have that attitude when you're not the one being threatened.
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Old 18th May 2008, 16:07   #30 (permalink)
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To be fair, I'd say it's an awful lot easier to have that attitude when you're not the one being threatened.
It is, that's why people have said it's a difficult situation, i never said it wasn't. However, dropping the whole thing doesn't guarantee you safety, if the thugs are cnuts they would see you as being soft and could target you again.
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Old 18th May 2008, 19:51   #31 (permalink)
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Time for Smashed to learn some Kung Fu.
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Old 18th May 2008, 20:21   #32 (permalink)
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