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Old 16th December 2009, 22:09   #1 (permalink)
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I saw this man on the plane tonight
i row in front of me on a flight to Dublin



Cheeky monkey!
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Old 16th December 2009, 22:10   #2 (permalink)
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Christ I wouldn't want to be sat next to him on a plane!
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Old 16th December 2009, 22:12   #3 (permalink)
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Jgray could get you an autographed pair of Y-fronts. He drinks with the big fecker on occasion. Facht
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Old 16th December 2009, 22:14   #4 (permalink)
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'man' may be a stretch.
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was he moved to balance the plane out? if you weren't moved to be away from him it's a fair sign the air hostess didn't consider you morbidly obese, in fact she probably found you attractive, you should have crept up behind her and bundled her into the toilets.
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I'm surprised they let both of you sit on the same side of the plane to be honest






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I made his windows and other bespoke joinery for his flat in London.

True story.
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Old 16th December 2009, 22:16   #8 (permalink)
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Old 16th December 2009, 22:19   #9 (permalink)
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I made his windows and other bespoke joinery for his flat in London.

True story.
Did you meet his friend?
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Did you meet his friend?
Unfortunalty not, that 'pleasure' was kept to the boss, his son and the site joiner, he took them out on the piss and they had a ball by all accounts, they all happened to be from St Helens too. I got to make the stuff back at the workshop
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I got to make the stuff back at the workshop
As Rod Stewart once sang Nomers: some guys have all the luck
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Old 16th December 2009, 22:37   #12 (permalink)
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Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane
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Old 16th December 2009, 23:03   #13 (permalink)
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As Rod Stewart once sang Nomers: some guys have all the luck
Story of my life brews, always the bridesmaid
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Saying that, I don't find the cunt that funny tbh, but missing a free piss up with that beer barrel
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Old 17th December 2009, 11:51   #15 (permalink)
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Was he with his ma?
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Old 17th December 2009, 12:14   #16 (permalink)
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i row in front of me on a flight to Dublin



Cheeky monkey!
He's engaged to my sister's best mate, who lives in Dublin. Apparently he's an incredibly nice bloke (and considerably slimmer than he was back in t'day)
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Old 17th December 2009, 12:21   #17 (permalink)
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He's engaged to my sister's best mate, who lives in Dublin. Apparently he's an incredibly nice bloke (and considerably slimmer than he was back in t'day)
Small world. Said lady used to live with my cousin, many moons ago. A lovely lass too, apparently.
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Old 17th December 2009, 12:25   #18 (permalink)
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Saying that, I don't find the cunt that funny tbh, but missing a free piss up with that beer barrel
You dont find him funny? Vegas is a legend!

You ever seen Ideal? Very under rated IMO.
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Old 17th December 2009, 12:27   #19 (permalink)
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You dont find him funny? Vegas is a legend!

You ever seen Ideal? Very under rated IMO.
I'm with nomers on this one. I saw a few episodes once, and it did nothing for me. An acquired taste, perhaps.
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Ideal is one of the best UK programs ever. It's simply fantastic, and Vegas is nothing short of genius throughout.
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Old 17th December 2009, 12:38   #21 (permalink)
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I'm with nomers on this one. I saw a few episodes once, and it did nothing for me. An acquired taste, perhaps.
Well it can be a bit random to be fair but that's what I love about it!

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Ideal is one of the best UK programs ever. It's simply fantastic, and Vegas is nothing short of genius throughout.
Here's a man who knows the score !
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Old 17th December 2009, 13:02   #22 (permalink)
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Ideal is one of the best UK programs ever. It's simply fantastic, and Vegas is nothing short of genius throughout.
Started off brilliant and then got really stupid and lame.
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He's defo lost a lot of weight, seemed to be quite pleasant too, well mannered
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Started off brilliant and then got really stupid and lame.
Really? I thought it excelled, although they took the triad-war thing a bit far, and I don't approve of the musical pieces in the new series.
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You dont find him funny? Vegas is a legend!

You ever seen Ideal? Very under rated IMO.
He can have his his moments when he's in the right mood granted, and he has had me in pleats at times, but on the whole not so much really.
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Old 17th December 2009, 18:22   #26 (permalink)
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Facht indeed!

He's a very different person in real life to the guy he tends to portray in a lot of his work.

As has been said too he's lost a load of weight recently, i'd say almost unrecognisable but Geebs recognised him so that kinda knackers that one up!
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