I think I'm pregnant!

Eyepopper · 29th September 2008, 20:03

My stomach is huge (despite a huge crap!), I havent had my period (ever) and I've a craving for chocolate...

Which one of you bastards didnt pull out?

EspadaYdaga · 29th September 2008, 20:04

your gonna have a son and new brother all in one!

Redlambs · 29th September 2008, 20:05

Don't look at me, I've used all my baby powers for this year.

At least, going by my medical knowledge, that's how it works.

a_devil_inside · 29th September 2008, 20:07

just watch out for your water breaking

SiYuan · 29th September 2008, 20:08

Kinky.

rufus diabolus · 29th September 2008, 20:08

My tubes are twisted

rimaldo · 29th September 2008, 20:09

it can't be me. i am illegitimate or something. i wasn't really listening when the doctor told me.

The Red Baron · 29th September 2008, 20:09

Tranny

Eyepopper · 29th September 2008, 20:13

All I know is i was drunk, dont remember much but now I've all these symptoms! Whichever of you cunts is responsible better not think you're getting away with it,,, I'll haul your arse through the courts!

rimaldo · 29th September 2008, 20:16

good luck. i have already been deemed unfit for parenthood by a judge. i would win that case easy you noncontraception wearing whore.

Eyepopper · 29th September 2008, 20:17

I thought you couldnt get pregnant if you do it standing up...

Redlambs · 29th September 2008, 20:19

Go show your arse to your mum. If it was me, it'll have 'PROPERTY OF REDLAMBS' stamped on it.

rimaldo · 29th September 2008, 20:20

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Go show your arse to your mum. If it was me, it'll have 'PROPERTY OF REDLAMBS' stamped on it.

i had wondered why my jack russell had been graffitied. thanks for clearing this up lamby.

Redlambs · 29th September 2008, 20:21

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i had wondered why my jack russel had been graffitied. thanks for clearing this up lamby.

No problem. Though the dog would have it on his head, considering I went in through the left ear and stamped with my right hand.

rimaldo · 29th September 2008, 20:25

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No problem. Though the dog would have it on his head, considering I went in through the left ear and stamped with my right hand.

i will have to tell my mum he doesn't have an ear infection after all. i was wondering why the vet was giving me funny looks. she must have suspected me.

Redlambs · 29th September 2008, 20:31

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i will have to tell my mum he doesn't have an ear infection after all. i was wondering why the vet was giving me funny looks. she must have suspected me.

To be fair, even though I know it was me, I'd still suspect you.

You just have one of those shifty faces.

rimaldo · 29th September 2008, 20:35

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To be fair, even though I know it was me, I'd still suspect you.

You just have one of those shifty faces.

ha, i told the vet the right ear was my calling card so it was unlikely to be me.

AdZzUtd · 29th September 2008, 20:36

Gratz Mr. Popper

Redlambs · 29th September 2008, 20:40

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ha, i told the vet the right ear was my calling card so it was unlikely to be me.

Hmmm.

My shit earlier had a pain in it's right ear. Just how big is your crush on me exactly???

rimaldo · 29th September 2008, 20:42

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Hmmm.

My shit earlier had a pain in it's right ear. Just how big is your crush on me exactly???

well you could say it is as big as standing outside your house for hours every evening wanking furiously whilst screaming your name.

Redlambs · 29th September 2008, 20:43

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well you could say it is as big as standing outside your house for hours every evening wanking furiously whilst screaming your name.

Was that you? I thought it was Pete Doherty serenading me again

rimaldo · 29th September 2008, 20:45

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Was that you? I thought it was Pete Doherty serenading me again

i am afraid so. i did bump into pete whilst doing it last week actually. he seemed to like you more than i did as we had a wank off and he beat me with a time of 17 seconds. i only managed 19. (though did have a helping hand with seeing him spooge an all.)

EspadaYdaga · 29th September 2008, 20:46

i'll bring my wire coat-hanger round if you like poppy

Redlambs · 29th September 2008, 20:48

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i am afraid so. i did bump into pete whilst doing it last week actually. he seemed to like you more than i did as we had a wank off and he beat me with a time of 17 seconds. i only managed 19. (though did have a helping hand with seeing him spooge an all.)

Oooooh, I feel all giddy inside! Two fine examples of men wanking over me! This is what heaven feels like.

rimaldo · 29th September 2008, 20:50

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Oooooh, I feel all giddy inside! Two fine examples of men wanking over me! This is what heaven feels like.

well in that case i can confirm heaven is hot and sticky with a deep, underlying current of despair and desperation.

Eyepopper · 29th September 2008, 20:51

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i'll bring my wire coat-hanger round if you like poppy

Oh yeah I'm up for that.... will you slip a finger up my hole aswell?

Redlambs · 29th September 2008, 20:52

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well in that case i can confirm heaven is hot and sticky with a deep, underlying current of despair and desperation.

Now you are just teasing me. As long as the despair and desperation part comes from being used and abused and not as a result of brainwashing to become a dipper fan

rimaldo · 29th September 2008, 20:54

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Now you are just teasing me. As long as the despair and desperation part comes from being used and abused and not as a result of brainwashing to become a dipper fan

i think you are all right on that one. almost makes you want to bring about your own premature demise so you can bask gloriously in streams of man juice whilst quietly sobbing and leering in heaven.

Redlambs · 29th September 2008, 20:55

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i think you are all right on that one. almost makes you want to bring about your own premature demise so you can bask gloriously in streams of man juice whilst quietly sobbing and leering in heaven.

Now promise beads, and you have got yourself a man-date!

Cold_Boy · 29th September 2008, 20:56

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your gonna have a son and new brother all in one!

How did everyone else miss this.

rimaldo · 29th September 2008, 20:59

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Now promise beads, and you have got yourself a man-date!

now what kind of man would i be if i didn't turn up to a man date without any beads. they never leave the boot of my car.

Redlambs · 29th September 2008, 21:02

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now wh

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Eyepopper First Team Regular Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Lowering the Tone since 2006 Posts: 16,842	I think I'm pregnant! My stomach is huge (despite a huge crap!), I havent had my period (ever) and I've a craving for chocolate... Which one of you bastards didnt pull out?

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Eyepopper First Team Regular Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Lowering the Tone since 2006 Posts: 16,842	All I know is i was drunk, dont remember much but now I've all these symptoms! Whichever of you cunts is responsible better not think you're getting away with it,,, I'll haul your arse through the courts!

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rimaldo Out of the closet, into life. Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: the heath. Posts: 9,666	good luck. i have already been deemed unfit for parenthood by a judge. i would win that case easy you noncontraception wearing whore.

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Eyepopper First Team Regular Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Lowering the Tone since 2006 Posts: 16,842	I thought you couldnt get pregnant if you do it standing up...

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