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Old 22nd July 2008, 13:13   #2561 (permalink)
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Oh no...

She is pert.
Pert in a wig is the first thing that came to mind.
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Old 22nd July 2008, 13:29   #2562 (permalink)
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Old 22nd July 2008, 13:36   #2563 (permalink)
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Who's that in the background?
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Old 22nd July 2008, 13:41   #2564 (permalink)
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Old 22nd July 2008, 20:00   #2565 (permalink)
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Old 22nd July 2008, 20:47   #2566 (permalink)
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thats the closest you'll get...i dont want to attacked by gay gimps

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Old 22nd July 2008, 20:49   #2567 (permalink)
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id bend that over the chair and fuck it senseless.
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Old 22nd July 2008, 20:53   #2568 (permalink)
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That vast array of aftershaves means you are trying to compensate because you have a fucked up face Vida.

Thats the conclusion I came to anyway
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Old 22nd July 2008, 20:56   #2569 (permalink)
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Is that a dildo or a joystick on the table?
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Old 22nd July 2008, 20:57   #2570 (permalink)
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Is that a dildo or a joystick on the table?
it is nowhere near a pc. must be a dildo. you filthy boy. i like it.
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Old 22nd July 2008, 21:01   #2571 (permalink)
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Have you ever heard of fast food?
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Old 22nd July 2008, 21:05   #2572 (permalink)
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Have you ever heard of fast food?
, he is the anti-pert !
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Old 22nd July 2008, 21:10   #2573 (permalink)
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What did you win the oscar for?
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Old 22nd July 2008, 21:13   #2574 (permalink)
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Old 22nd July 2008, 21:33   #2575 (permalink)
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Old 22nd July 2008, 21:37   #2576 (permalink)
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Old 22nd July 2008, 21:39   #2577 (permalink)
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Your boyfriend looks like he has wet his pants, still anything to take the attention off his shit hair style...
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Old 22nd July 2008, 21:39   #2578 (permalink)
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Between you and your sister, every photo we see your mouths are never empty.
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Old 22nd July 2008, 21:40   #2579 (permalink)
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Old 22nd July 2008, 21:43   #2580 (permalink)
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Between you and your sister, every photo we see your mouths are never empty.
not all

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Old 22nd July 2008, 21:43   #2581 (permalink)
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Your boyfriend looks like he has wet his pants, still anything to take the attention off his shit hair style...
how can you see his hair style
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Old 22nd July 2008, 21:45   #2582 (permalink)
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Through the magic of sight (and a good quality screen)
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Old 22nd July 2008, 21:48   #2583 (permalink)
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Those are some pretty nasty carpet burns you have there
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Old 22nd July 2008, 21:58   #2584 (permalink)
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Those are some pretty nasty carpet burns you have there
my mate pushed me into a field in malia cut my chin
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Old 22nd July 2008, 23:41   #2585 (permalink)
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Old 22nd July 2008, 23:48   #2586 (permalink)
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So, to avoid getting attacked by gay gimps you decide to show a picture of your back side?....
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Old 22nd July 2008, 23:57   #2587 (permalink)
 
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He's got a fucking XBOX and a metal dildo!
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Old 22nd July 2008, 23:58   #2588 (permalink)
 
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And magnolia walls!
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Old 23rd July 2008, 00:03   #2589 (permalink)
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Nothing wrong with a bit of magnolia Weaste

I draw the line at metal dildo's though
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Old 23rd July 2008, 00:08   #2590 (permalink)
 
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What about jeans that look like you've shat yourself?
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Old 23rd July 2008, 00:09   #2591 (permalink)
 
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Who buys jeans for modern men?
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