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Old 27th September 2008, 08:44   #1 (permalink)
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I won the euromillions
£7.40

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Old 27th September 2008, 08:46   #2 (permalink)
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Old 27th September 2008, 09:54   #3 (permalink)
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I got 2 numbers, thats it
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Old 27th September 2008, 10:02   #4 (permalink)
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Old 27th September 2008, 19:10   #5 (permalink)
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I got 2 numbers, thats it
Same here. Got the first two that came out - almost got excited.
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Old 27th September 2008, 19:17   #6 (permalink)
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Congratulations man. What are you going to spend it on?
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Old 27th September 2008, 19:18   #7 (permalink)
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Same here. Got the first two that came out - almost got excited.
Lies. You were dancing in front of your TV thinking you had won after the first number.
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Old 27th September 2008, 19:42   #8 (permalink)
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Lies. You were dancing in front of your TV thinking you had won after the first number.
He was wanking in front of the Tv after the first number, after the second one he had already ejaculated and crying, after the 3rd number he thought: Damn there went the first price and after the last number he opened a beer and drank to his sorrow.
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i lost my ticket
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Old 27th September 2008, 19:52   #10 (permalink)
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He was wanking in front of the Tv after the first number, after the second one he had already ejaculated and crying, after the 3rd number he thought: Damn there went the first price and after the last number he opened a beer and drank to his sorrow.
That's what I meant by dancing.
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Old 27th September 2008, 19:52   #11 (permalink)
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i lost my ticket
Would you have won anything?
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Old 27th September 2008, 19:57   #12 (permalink)
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He was wanking in front of the Tv after the first number, after the second one he had already ejaculated and crying, after the 3rd number he thought: Damn there went the first price and after the last number he opened a beer and drank to his sorrow.


Well at least the last bit is right.
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Old 27th September 2008, 20:10   #13 (permalink)
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i lost my ticket
Well thats one way to say you didn't have any right numbers...
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Old 27th September 2008, 21:35   #14 (permalink)
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Would you have won anything?
i have no idea, they were computer generated lines
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Old 27th September 2008, 21:45   #15 (permalink)
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Apparently the odds on winning last night were the same as for Pete Docherty becoming Arch Bishop of Canterbury
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Old 28th September 2008, 12:03   #16 (permalink)
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Congratulations man. What are you going to spend it on?
going to really go to town I think

can of cider, bag of chip, pack of fags

might even get a wham bar if I have any change
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Old 28th September 2008, 12:06   #17 (permalink)
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Apparently the odds on winning last night were the same as for Pete Docherty becoming Arch Bishop of Canterbury
How do you calculate the odds of Pete Docherty bec...

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