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Old 24th June 2008, 12:14   #1 (permalink)
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If you could change one thing about your girlfriend / boyfriend / partner
what would it be?
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Old 24th June 2008, 12:17   #2 (permalink)
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That they werent inflatable..........
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Old 24th June 2008, 12:18   #3 (permalink)
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That they existed.
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Old 24th June 2008, 12:20   #4 (permalink)
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That they existed.
Let your imagination run free!
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Old 24th June 2008, 12:21   #5 (permalink)
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With the benefit of hindsight I can see the possible issue of asking this question on an internet forum
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Old 24th June 2008, 12:22   #6 (permalink)
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6 fingers instead of 5, imagine the wanking you'd be able to have
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Old 24th June 2008, 12:22   #7 (permalink)
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what would it be?
i wish you had a bigger cock.
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Old 24th June 2008, 12:35   #8 (permalink)
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i wish you had a bigger cock.
I wish you would be monogamous!
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Old 24th June 2008, 12:35   #9 (permalink)
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I wish you would be monogomous!
you knew what i was like before we hooked up.
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Old 24th June 2008, 12:36   #10 (permalink)
 
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another pair of tits on her back? anyone?
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Old 24th June 2008, 12:37   #11 (permalink)
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you knew what i was like before we hooked up.
I thought I could change you,

My friends were right!
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Old 24th June 2008, 12:38   #12 (permalink)
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I thought I could change you,

My friends were right!
your friends were my first conquests after getting with you.
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Old 24th June 2008, 12:42   #13 (permalink)
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I would change the fact that I don't have one
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Old 24th June 2008, 12:43   #14 (permalink)
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It'd be nice if my missus would go to bed a bit later.
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Old 24th June 2008, 12:43   #15 (permalink)
 
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I would change the fact that I don't have one
come on mate, don't despair, i know that sooner or later you'll find a boyfriend
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Old 24th June 2008, 12:44   #16 (permalink)
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So 6 fingers, an extra pair of tits on their back and a bigger cock?
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Old 24th June 2008, 12:45   #17 (permalink)
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come on mate, don't despair, i know that sooner or later you'll find a boyfriend
you single?

I'm too old for you anyway
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Old 24th June 2008, 12:46   #18 (permalink)
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So 6 fingers, an extra pair of tits on their back and a bigger cock?
you've met my wife?
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Old 24th June 2008, 12:47   #19 (permalink)
 
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you single?

I'm too old for you anyway
i'm not single, no, but thats not an impediment
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Old 24th June 2008, 12:48   #20 (permalink)
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i'm not single, no, but thats not an impediment
Like I said, I'm too old for you
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Old 24th June 2008, 12:49   #21 (permalink)
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Make her bi
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Old 24th June 2008, 12:58   #22 (permalink)
 
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Like I said, I'm too old for you
can't blame me for trying
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Old 24th June 2008, 12:59   #23 (permalink)
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The Big Brother fanaticism would have to go, but I'm working on that.
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Old 24th June 2008, 13:15   #24 (permalink)
 
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The Big Brother fanaticism would have to go, but I'm working on that.
you can use that to your own good, where you see problems i see posibilities

tell her you are her "big brother" and make her do whatever you want for you -fix the fax, fax the fix, fex the fox, fux-

where are my pills?
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Old 24th June 2008, 13:47   #25 (permalink)
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I ate them
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Old 24th June 2008, 14:03   #26 (permalink)
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The Big Brother fanaticism would have to go, but I'm working on that.
+1

I've taken to walking out of the room when she turns it on now.

complete lack of intrest in anything football related would be another
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Old 24th June 2008, 14:04   #27 (permalink)
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Old 24th June 2008, 14:06   #28 (permalink)
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that sexchange operation
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Old 24th June 2008, 14:06   #29 (permalink)
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i'd also like marcos to trim his pubes
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Old 24th June 2008, 15:57   #30 (permalink)
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The Big Brother fanaticism would have to go, but I'm working on that.
GG likes big brother?
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Old 24th June 2008, 16:20   #31 (permalink)
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The Big Brother fanaticism would have to go, but I'm working on that.
is that the channel 4 tv show Big Brother or an older male sibling of yours? because one is way worse than the other, i bloody hate that show.
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Old 24th June 2008, 16:22   #32 (permalink)
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marcos would probably wish he never takes her on the "Bus" again
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