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Old 16th September 2008, 16:54   #1 (permalink)
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If you could kill one person in the world
With no ramifications at all.

As in you'd never get found out or arrested.

Who would it be?
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Old 16th September 2008, 16:54   #2 (permalink)
 
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Old 16th September 2008, 16:58   #3 (permalink)
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The oldest man in the world?

That's a good answer.
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Old 16th September 2008, 17:01   #7 (permalink)
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Old 16th September 2008, 17:02   #8 (permalink)
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The oldest man in the world?

That's a good answer.
after further investigation I found out he died 2 days ago

good times

my new kill is Edna Parker
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Old 16th September 2008, 17:03   #9 (permalink)
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after further investigation I found out he died 2 days ago

good times
Do you have something you would like to tell us about this death?
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Old 16th September 2008, 17:03   #10 (permalink)
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after further investigation I found out he died 2 days ago

good times
He went out the world the way he came into it. Pissing himself and not understandign basic English
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Old 16th September 2008, 17:15   #11 (permalink)
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Old 16th September 2008, 17:22   #12 (permalink)
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Yes, along with Gerard Way of my chemical romance and those queers from Panic at the disco or whatever the fuck they're called.
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Old 16th September 2008, 17:30   #13 (permalink)
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Old 16th September 2008, 17:31   #14 (permalink)
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Old 16th September 2008, 17:34   #15 (permalink)
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Jean Claude Van Damme or Elton John.
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Old 16th September 2008, 17:35   #16 (permalink)
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Nelson Mandela. Fucking racist terrorist cunt.
I'm fuckin right on this one believe me. Should have hung the cunt 40 years ago when they had the chance. Total war on terrorism. Blowing up buses full of innocents is no reason to make the cunt a god.
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Old 16th September 2008, 17:36   #17 (permalink)
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Or maybe Smashed for e-dumping me. That would be fair.
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Old 16th September 2008, 17:39   #18 (permalink)
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Bugger. I was hoping my identity change would have me in the clear

On the other hand, if you're looking to kill Smashed, I'll gladly help, so long as I don't actually have to do anything
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Old 16th September 2008, 17:43   #19 (permalink)
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Bugger. I was hoping my identity change would have me in the clear

On the other hand, if you're looking to kill Smashed, I'll gladly help, so long as I don't actually have to do anything
Sounds good to me. I'll let you know when it's done so you can take all the credit.
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Old 16th September 2008, 17:44   #20 (permalink)
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That was going to be my plan too

We make a great team
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Old 16th September 2008, 17:50   #21 (permalink)
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I would have thought your plan would have involved some kind of sandwich.
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Old 16th September 2008, 17:55   #22 (permalink)
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I figure that once word gets out that I killed smashed, lots of people will be willing to make me sandwiches
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Old 16th September 2008, 17:58   #23 (permalink)
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I figure that once word gets out that I killed smashed, lots of people will be willing to make me sandwiches
and how!

what is your favourite sandwich, just so I know, like?
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Old 16th September 2008, 19:12   #24 (permalink)
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Old 16th September 2008, 20:02   #25 (permalink)
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Jamie Fucking Caragher. Actually I would still probably kill him even if there was a strong possibility of getting caught.

Elton john runs him a very close second.
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Old 16th September 2008, 20:49   #26 (permalink)
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Old 16th September 2008, 20:51   #27 (permalink)
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Jamie Fucking Caragher. Actually I would still probably kill him even if there was a strong possibility of getting caught.

Elton john runs him a very close second.
His mates will get you first.
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Old 16th September 2008, 21:17   #28 (permalink)
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Old 16th September 2008, 21:35   #29 (permalink)
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Well, no one else has been unimaginative to say it so...

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Old 16th September 2008, 21:37   #30 (permalink)
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