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Old 20th June 2008, 14:24   #1 (permalink)
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I've just spent 10 minutes talking about poo with my hot teenage cousin
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Old 20th June 2008, 14:26   #2 (permalink)
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Old 20th June 2008, 14:27   #3 (permalink)
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What an age we live in.

Time was if you discussed fecal matter with an attractive member of the opposite sex, then immediatly went onto the internet to tell everyone about it, you'd be considered a pointless weirdo.
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Old 20th June 2008, 14:31   #4 (permalink)
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What an age we live in.

Time was if you discussed fecal matter with an attractive member of the opposite sex, then immediatly went onto the internet to tell everyone about it, you'd be considered a pointless weirdo.
Or a caftard.
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Old 20th June 2008, 14:32   #5 (permalink)
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Old 20th June 2008, 14:33   #6 (permalink)
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Pics of the cousin and details about the converation please. Btw, I hope that you haven't forgot her handbag.
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Old 20th June 2008, 14:38   #7 (permalink)
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Pictures please @TRF
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Old 20th June 2008, 19:32   #9 (permalink)
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This thread is useless without pics!
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Old 20th June 2008, 19:34   #10 (permalink)
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What did you actually discuss with him, then?
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Old 20th June 2008, 19:36   #11 (permalink)
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Old 20th June 2008, 23:57   #12 (permalink)
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I knew Espada would love this
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Old 21st June 2008, 00:01   #13 (permalink)
 
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that' so romantic

that's how i met spadaandgaga
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Old 21st June 2008, 00:04   #14 (permalink)
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poo is cool.
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Old 21st June 2008, 00:05   #15 (permalink)
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what was his reaction ?
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Old 21st June 2008, 00:06   #16 (permalink)
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What exactly where you discussing?
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Old 21st June 2008, 00:16   #17 (permalink)
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Was she listening?
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Old 21st June 2008, 11:10   #18 (permalink)
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that' so romantic

that's how i met spadaandgaga
i remember it well... our conversation through the toilet cubicle wall
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Old 21st June 2008, 11:14   #19 (permalink)
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I bet that was a shit conversation
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Old 21st June 2008, 11:16   #20 (permalink)
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I bet that was a shit conversation
you're right it was... i was just saying anything.. i was concentrating more on fucking his mouth through the glory hole
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Old 21st June 2008, 11:25   #21 (permalink)
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Didn't his mum tell him not to talk with his mouth full?
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Old 21st June 2008, 11:26   #22 (permalink)
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she did.... and i was ramming home the point
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Old 21st June 2008, 11:28   #23 (permalink)
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I'm sure she would be proud of you, taking her son under your wing
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Old 21st June 2008, 11:30   #24 (permalink)
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were you holding some in your hands at the time?
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Old 21st June 2008, 11:31   #25 (permalink)
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I'm sure she would be proud of you, taking her son under your wing
well, i have to really y'know... cos he's actually my son too....(don't tell him)
i had a one night stand years ago with some dirty drunk skank i found in a shopping trolley in a park in buenos aires.
the dna tests confirmed it.
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Old 21st June 2008, 11:36   #26 (permalink)
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Did you go on the Maury Povich show for the DNA tests?

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Old 21st June 2008, 11:50   #27 (permalink)
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it was a weird argentinian bruja in a backalley practice who told me after spitting rum into a bowl of chicken blood
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