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Old 1st August 2008, 14:41   #1 (permalink)
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Just because you are small...
Does it mean you are insignificant?

Its all over the news about a whale theyre trying to save again but yet we trample all over ants without a care. Is it the size why we give insects less concideration…

…or the quantity…



Should we not kill spiders anymore??
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Old 1st August 2008, 14:42   #2 (permalink)
 
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Wales don't trample over us, so they are insignificant.

They are the ones that should feel insignificant, massive in comparison to humans, yet powerless against us.
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Old 1st August 2008, 14:45   #3 (permalink)
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we have an affinity for whales because they are mammals and they breathe like we do but live in the water.

you should never kill spiders, they eat insects that might harm you. If you don't like one in your house, catch it and put it outside.
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Old 1st August 2008, 14:45   #4 (permalink)
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Berlusconi is small, but sadly not insignificant.
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Are wales eaten anywhere?
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Old 1st August 2008, 14:46   #6 (permalink)
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I got nothing against spiders actually, it's the damn flies that really annoy me. Surely it's okay to destroy them!
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we have an affinity for whales because they are mammals and they breathe like we do but live in the water.

you should never kill spiders, they eat insects that might harm you. If you don't like one in your house, catch it and put it outside.
More people die from spider bites than the insects that they eat that could supposedly harm you.
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Old 1st August 2008, 14:48   #8 (permalink)
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Everything is both significant and insignificant at the same time..
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More people die from spider bites than the insects that they eat that could supposedly harm you.
Jesus Christ do you ever stop? Show me some factual evidence.
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nah i just hate them. What do they eat that could be harmful to you anyways, houseflies? Mosquitoes? Seems like they bother me more often instead.
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Old 1st August 2008, 14:51   #11 (permalink)
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It's not about size, it's about how you use it.

Just ask rimmy. He's tiny but his night long orgies with hectic certainly can't be described as 'insignificant'.
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My old late night orgies with your mum were never insignificant, after all, I've got you now son.
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nah i just hate them. What do they eat that could be harmful to you anyways, houseflies? Mosquitoes? Seems like they bother me more often instead.
Mosquitoes can carry many diseases, so yes. Houseflies could cause you problems as well but it's rare. Spiders are just curious little predators looking for food. I think that killing them is cruel and unnecessary as they will almost always run from you.
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My old late night orgies with your mum were never insignificant, after all, I've got you now son.
My mum has aids.
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My old late night orgies with your mum were never insignificant, after all, I've got you now son.
oh know you did int. take that cement.
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My mum has aids.
Yeah, I gave them to her.
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You conceived a child at the age of two?

And had aids at the same time?
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we have an affinity for whales because they are mammals and they breathe like we do but live in the water.

you should never kill spiders, they eat insects that might harm you. If you don't like one in your house, catch it and put it outside.
You breathe through a hole onthe back of your neck? You should be popular with the girls.
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You conceived a child at the age of two?

And had aids at the same time?
Yes, I didn't have much respect for her at the time.
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Yes, I didn't have much respect for her at the time.
Alzheimer's can be a bitch. The only thing she remembered from your encounter was that you smelt of a stilton omellete stuffed with a rabid dog's fecal matter.
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Alzheimer's can be a bitch. The only thing she remembered from your encounter was that you smelt of a stilton omellete stuffed with a rabid dog's fecal matter.
It's a terrible thing. All those times when I did WWF moves on her, I wish I had never tried the crippler cockface on her, I knew she wouldn't be able to handle it. I apologize son.
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It's a terrible thing. All those times when I did WWF moves on her, I wish I had never tried the crippler cockface on her, I knew she wouldn't be able to handle it. I apologize son.
She had Alzheimer's before your encounter. Which is odd because we couldn't even get the nurses to go near her on account of all the piss and shit.
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Yes, I used to piss and shit on her all the time.

You are taking me back.

Only kidding mate, I'm sure your mother is a wonderful person!
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Old 1st August 2008, 15:19   #24 (permalink)
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Yes, I used to piss and shit on her all the time.

You are taking me back.

Only kidding mate, I'm sure your mother is a wonderful person!
she must be to let you do all that kind of freaky shit on her. you still got her number?
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Yes, 01908-Call-4-Sex
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Yes, 01908-Call-4-Sex
i am on hold, she must be popular today the filthy whore.
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Are wales eaten anywhere?
Up here we do. You really should try if you ever get the chance. The skin (or what it is called) is the best
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i am on hold, she must be popular today the filthy whore.
She's just finishing with your parents as we speak. She told me to tell you not to kiss your mum on the lips for a good week.
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She's just finishing with your parents as we speak. She told me to tell you not to kiss your mum on the lips for a good week.
I wouldn't touch your mum for a month, I did something bad again.
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Up here we do. You really should try if you ever get the chance. The skin (or what it is called) is the best
Seriously? What does it taste like then? Is it expensive?
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I wouldn't touch your mum for a month, I did something bad again.
My mum has been dead for 5 years.
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