just a gentle reminder...

rimaldo · 15th August 2008, 09:40

that tonight's euromillions jackpot is £42 million, so remember to get a ticket. it could be the best £1.50/2 euros you have ever spent. of course this amount of jackpot cash is mere peanuts to me but i'd imagine such a paltry amount of money would change your peasant lives for the better.

if you did manage to fluke a jackpot win what would you buy?

cesc's_mullet · 15th August 2008, 09:42

redcafe

so i could ban all you khunts and post as many photos from my 'special times' album as i like

rimaldo · 15th August 2008, 09:58

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Originally Posted by cesc's_mullet

redcafe

so i could ban all you khunts and post as many photos from my 'special times' album as i like

the same photo of one fat bloke with a tash, groping himself whilst lying naked on his bed does not count as many photos.

zain · 15th August 2008, 10:03

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Originally Posted by rimaldo

that tonight's euromillions jackpot is £42 million, so remember to get a ticket. it could be the best £1.50/2 euros you have ever spent. of course this amount of cash is mere peanuts to me but i'd imagine such a paltry amount of money would change your peasant lives for the better.

if you did manage to fluke a jackpot win what would you buy?

I'm pretty sure £1.50/2 euros is peanuts to MOST if not ALL posters on here!

R.Nilsson7 · 15th August 2008, 10:06

Berba

rimaldo · 15th August 2008, 10:07

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Originally Posted by zain

I'm pretty sure £1.50/2 euros is peanuts to MOST if not ALL posters on here!

why did you edit out the "jackpot cash" part?

tee-hee.

anver · 15th August 2008, 10:07

Quote:

Originally Posted by rimaldo

that tonight's euromillions jackpot is £42 million, so remember to get a ticket. it could be the best £1.50/2 euros you have ever spent. of course this amount of jackpot cash is mere peanuts to me but i'd imagine such a paltry amount of money would change your peasant lives for the better.

if you did manage to fluke a jackpot win what would you buy?

Could you give me a link to buy a ticket online?

zain · 15th August 2008, 10:08

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Originally Posted by rimaldo

why did you edit out the "jackpot cash" part?

tee-hee.

Lol..cunt!

tee-fucking-hee indeed

Mods need to do something about that edit feature once someone's post is quoted!

rimaldo · 15th August 2008, 10:11

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Originally Posted by anver

Could you give me a link to buy a ticket online?

you have to be a resident of the countries where it is played or a tourist there for the week of the draw i think to be eligible to play. so if you are currently in sri-lanka there will be no peasant cash for you.

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Originally Posted by zain

Lol..cunt!

tee-fucking-hee indeed

Mods need to do something about that edit feature once someone's post is quoted!

i have no idea what you are on about. mad as a badger.

tee-hee.

esmufc07 · 15th August 2008, 10:15

I don't even have £1.50 to buy a ticket

rimaldo · 15th August 2008, 10:18

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Originally Posted by esmufc07

I don't even have £1.50 to buy a ticket

i'll buy a ticket for you if you like. but if it wins i get to keep the monies and if it doesn't win you owe me £1.50. deal?

esmufc07 · 15th August 2008, 10:21

How could i refuse?

rimaldo · 15th August 2008, 10:23

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Originally Posted by esmufc07

How could i refuse?

just a simple "no" would suffice.

esmufc07 · 15th August 2008, 10:25

If I said no but meant yes, but you took my original answer to mean what it means in its original context, what would happen then?

rimaldo · 15th August 2008, 10:31

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Originally Posted by esmufc07

If I said no but meant yes, but you took my original answer to mean what it means in its original context, what would happen then?

the world would begin to spin the opposite way and the sea and sky would swap around.

esmufc07 · 15th August 2008, 10:35

That would be cool.

rimaldo · 15th August 2008, 10:36

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Originally Posted by esmufc07

That would be cool.

not for submarines and boats it wouldn't.

esmufc07 · 15th August 2008, 10:39

Or Aeroplanes and Helicopters for that matter.

rimaldo · 15th August 2008, 10:44

they would find it slightly easier than submarines and boats as they could still fly from land to land. not quite sure how submarines and boats would get from land to land. when the designers were dreaming up and implementing these nautical vessels they obviously didn't think of the very real possibility of the sea and sky swapping around. foolish bastards.

anver · 15th August 2008, 10:50

[quote=rimaldo;4992937]you have to be a resident of the countries where it is played or a tourist there for the week of the draw i think to be eligible to play. so if you are currently in sri-lanka there will be no peasant cash for you.

Effed up. I get so many lottery ticket invites from lottery agents all over the world. Britain, as usual, ...........

esmufc07 · 15th August 2008, 10:53

rimaldo you are just far too clever for me to engane in these conversations with you.

I think you know where I'm going with this

Redlambs · 15th August 2008, 10:56

Cheers immy, I had forgotten! You will be rewarded soon.

rimaldo · 15th August 2008, 11:06

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Originally Posted by esmufc07

rimaldo you are just far too clever for me to engane in these conversations with you.

I think you know where I'm going with this

you won't believe it but stephen hawking once said that to me too.

i also like the picture. james khan is a filthy so and so and you just know bannatyne takes it in the shitter. look at his ornage tan ffs.

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Originally Posted by Redlambs

Cheers immy, I had forgotten! You will be rewarded soon.

excellent. i like to think i provide a good, all round service on here. i wouldn't get your hopes up about winning though. i am going to win it later. this thread was just a clever plan to get more people aware of the jackpot in the hope they will buy a ticket and increase the amount of money i am destined to win. mwahahahaha.

on a side note, if you do manage to wangle the jackpot can i have some money since you would have forgotten to buy the ticket without my reminder?

15th August 2008, 09:40	#1 (permalink)
rimaldo Out of the closet, into life. Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: the heath. Posts: 9,666	just a gentle reminder... that tonight's euromillions jackpot is £42 million, so remember to get a ticket. it could be the best £1.50/2 euros you have ever spent. of course this amount of jackpot cash is mere peanuts to me but i'd imagine such a paltry amount of money would change your peasant lives for the better. if you did manage to fluke a jackpot win what would you buy?

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cesc's_mullet Get a haircut Hippy! Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: i gotta do something important so people will respect me… like be a senator… or a wizard Posts: 9,708	redcafe so i could ban all you khunts and post as many photos from my 'special times' album as i like

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esmufc07 Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Cobra on my left; Leopard on my right! Posts: 123	I don't even have £1.50 to buy a ticket

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esmufc07 Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Cobra on my left; Leopard on my right! Posts: 123	How could i refuse?

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esmufc07 Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Cobra on my left; Leopard on my right! Posts: 123	If I said no but meant yes, but you took my original answer to mean what it means in its original context, what would happen then?

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esmufc07 Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Cobra on my left; Leopard on my right! Posts: 123	That would be cool.

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esmufc07 Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Cobra on my left; Leopard on my right! Posts: 123	Or Aeroplanes and Helicopters for that matter.

15th August 2008, 10:44	#19 (permalink)
rimaldo Out of the closet, into life. Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: the heath. Posts: 9,666	they would find it slightly easier than submarines and boats as they could still fly from land to land. not quite sure how submarines and boats would get from land to land. when the designers were dreaming up and implementing these nautical vessels they obviously didn't think of the very real possibility of the sea and sky swapping around. foolish bastards.

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anver Shart stop Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Colombo. Sri-Lanka Posts: 1,372	[quote=rimaldo;4992937]you have to be a resident of the countries where it is played or a tourist there for the week of the draw i think to be eligible to play. so if you are currently in sri-lanka there will be no peasant cash for you. Effed up. I get so many lottery ticket invites from lottery agents all over the world. Britain, as usual, ...........

15th August 2008, 10:53	#21 (permalink)
esmufc07 Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Cobra on my left; Leopard on my right! Posts: 123	rimaldo you are just far too clever for me to engane in these conversations with you. I think you know where I'm going with this

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Redlambs First Team Sub Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Officially the best poker player on RAWK. Your cash has been donated to the Gary Neville for Prime Minister fund, cheers you scouse twats. Posts: 7,807	Cheers immy, I had forgotten! You will be rewarded soon.