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Old 14th August 2008, 18:06   #1 (permalink)
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'Keep this kid alive' Thread
Fucking minute this thread drops onto page 2

this kid



is dead!
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Old 14th August 2008, 18:07   #2 (permalink)
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That red X kid is so cute, how could the Caf ever let him die.
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Old 14th August 2008, 18:09   #3 (permalink)
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To show you all that I'm not kidding I have put this kid



in a blender!
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Old 14th August 2008, 18:16   #4 (permalink)
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Old 14th August 2008, 18:17   #5 (permalink)
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thats it, keep posting or its blender time baby
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Old 14th August 2008, 18:17   #6 (permalink)
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To show you all that I'm not kidding I have put this kid



in a blender!
did you shave off his eyelashes first?
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Old 14th August 2008, 18:20   #7 (permalink)
 
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Die!
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Old 14th August 2008, 18:23   #8 (permalink)
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did you shave off his eyelashes first?
No, I waxed them...
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Old 14th August 2008, 18:30   #9 (permalink)
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sick popper very sick
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Old 14th August 2008, 19:01   #10 (permalink)
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Old 14th August 2008, 19:07   #11 (permalink)
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That baby.

Is this baby?



8 months, 3 Stones.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...s-3-stone.html
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Old 14th August 2008, 19:16   #12 (permalink)
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Eyepopper could make a lot of money if he decided to incorporate Paypal donations into this.

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Old 14th August 2008, 19:17   #13 (permalink)
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Ha Ha save the baby rhino
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Old 14th August 2008, 19:44   #14 (permalink)
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Did someone just post a picture of The Michelin Man's son?
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Old 14th August 2008, 19:46   #15 (permalink)
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Old 14th August 2008, 19:49   #16 (permalink)
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That baby.

Is this baby?



8 months, 3 Stones.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...s-3-stone.html
Correct....




now 3 stones of blended baby
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Old 14th August 2008, 20:10   #17 (permalink)
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Baby Blender.
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Old 14th August 2008, 23:10   #18 (permalink)
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Whew, almost had a dead baby on our hands.
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Old 14th August 2008, 23:15   #19 (permalink)
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That baby.

Is this baby?



8 months, 3 Stones.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...s-3-stone.html
He'll grow out of it, it's only baby fat.



I'm not even sure if thats a pun or no.
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Old 15th August 2008, 00:55   #20 (permalink)
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I have just saved that fat bastard.
The aim of my life is complete!!
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Old 15th August 2008, 00:58   #21 (permalink)
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Old 15th August 2008, 01:00   #22 (permalink)
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Old 15th August 2008, 14:23   #24 (permalink)
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Fuck. This was the last thread on page 1. Thank fuck for me. I demand a parade in my honour.
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Old 15th August 2008, 14:24   #25 (permalink)
 
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Bastard, I was waiting to drop this thread for so long.
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Old 15th August 2008, 14:25   #26 (permalink)
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Hectic, i'm not sure you understand the importance of this baby. This isn't just any ordinary baby you know.
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Old 15th August 2008, 14:26   #27 (permalink)
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is it your sex baby? you are one sick bastard.
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is it your sex baby? you are one sick bastard.
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Old 15th August 2008, 14:27   #29 (permalink)
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It's a good guess rimaldo, but incorrect nonetheless. This baby is the only thing that can save humanity from the wrath of the dark lord Sauron.
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Old 15th August 2008, 14:28   #30 (permalink)
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Those babies are ugly - I have no emotional interest in this.

They shall die.
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Those babies are ugly - I have know emotional interest in this.

They shall die.
No.

And I thought you were good enough to join my team, how wrong I was.
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Old 15th August 2008, 14:32   #32 (permalink)
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Esmufc if you knew what I know you would not have a team. You may have also been willing to let the children die as well.
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Esmufc if you knew what I know you would not have a team. You may have also been willing to let the children die as well.
Oh, the children will die. I'll see to it.

And I know what you know and more.
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Old 15th August 2008, 14:35   #34 (permalink)
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And I know what you know and more.