Limericks about posters thread

Dr. Dwayne · 22nd July 2008, 15:00

There once was a poster named Suresh
where he was nobody could guess
Some said holiday-ing
I'll bet that he's gaying
himself all over mehro's flesh.

RedNome · 22nd July 2008, 15:01

Quote:

Originally Posted by Count Duckula

Rimaldo just sit the fuck down,
You stupid blind cunt, fucking clown,
Your habits are sick,
Go choke on a dick,
Lest I cover your face in my brown.

RedNome · 22nd July 2008, 15:02

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dr. Dwayne

There once was a poster named Suresh
where he was nobody could guess
Some said holiday-ing
I'll bet that he's gaying
himself all over mehro's flesh.

Pletch would tear that to shreds Doc.

Dr. Dwayne · 22nd July 2008, 15:05

Quote:

Originally Posted by RedNome

Pletch would tear that to shreds Doc.

This mythical beast Plechazunga
can tear my limerick asunder
but he can't hang a door
what good is he for?
that he can't send a text is no wonder.

Count Duckula · 22nd July 2008, 15:05

Dwayne, stop with the lymericks please,
You have some form of rhyming disease,
Your lyrics are dull,
And your rhythm is null,
You just don't have enough expertise.

SmashedHombre · 22nd July 2008, 15:07

Quote:

Originally Posted by RedNome

Rimaldo sucks cocks with a swagger,
You came across as a bragger,
Friends you do say,
Should this all decay,
It's because you could not work my togger.

There once was a poster called nome
who liked to make love on his own
but his wife found out
gave him the gout
And now rednomes all alone

SmashedHombre · 22nd July 2008, 15:10

There once was a canadian named Dwayne
who's ass was always in pain
He reached inside
pulled out a beehive
Now he will never walk the same again

RedNome · 22nd July 2008, 15:11

Quote:

Originally Posted by Count Duckula

Dwayne, stop with the lymericks please,
You have some form of rhyming disease,
Your lyrics are dull,
And your rhythm is null,
You just don't have enough expertise.

The Doc has been owned once again,
I feared, predicted this end,
Oh what has happened,
Your charactor blackened,
Is there a way back to the Zen.

Dr. Dwayne · 22nd July 2008, 15:13

Oh Count you are one lucky bastard
Duckula's a rhyme I can't master
So I'll take me a second
and tell you I reckon
you're becoming my least favourite caftard.

SmashedHombre · 22nd July 2008, 15:14

There once was a poster named rimaldo
who liked to stalk nick faldo
but he took a golf stick
right to the dick
now he cant courtesy, he can bow though.

THis is easy

RedNome · 22nd July 2008, 15:15

Well Smashed breezes in and the thread,
Dies on it's feet all but dead,
He thought he could rhym,
He's out of his prime,
Fuck off now you numpty old pleb.

Dr. Dwayne · 22nd July 2008, 15:16

Quote:

Originally Posted by RedNome

The Doc has been owned once again,
I feared, predicted this end,
Oh what has happened,
Your charactor blackened,
Is there a way back to the Zen.

Hey RedNome how 'bout you fuck off?
You bald-headed, simpleton twat
Had I known this before
I'd put you on ignore
I would never have taken you off.

Dr. Dwayne · 22nd July 2008, 15:18

Sorry Nomers, I don't really mean it
Apologies for being a penis
If you can forgive
we can live and let live
and forget that this happened between us.

rimaldo · 22nd July 2008, 15:19

there was a young lady call smashed
wherever she went she flashed
all around town
her knickers were down
oh how this attempt has been hashed.

RedNome · 22nd July 2008, 15:21

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dr. Dwayne

Hey RedNome how 'bout you fuck off?
You bald-headed, simpleton twat
Had I known this before
I'd put you on ignore
I would never have taken you off.

Doc, you're behaving a bit spoiled,
Are your panties a bit dirty and soiled,
You tell your good half,
That it just aint a laarf,
And you want more than Penile soft boiled.

SmashedHombre · 22nd July 2008, 15:23

There once was a caftard named popper
who was caught rimming fellow poster topper
rimaldo was pissed
and screamed in his lisp
I hate you, you cheap motherfocker

rimaldo · 22nd July 2008, 15:24

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmashedHombre

There once was a caftard named popper
who was caught rimming fellow poster popper
rimaldo was pissed
and screamed in his lisp
I hate you, you cheap motherfocker

rhyming popper with popper. genius.

SmashedHombre · 22nd July 2008, 15:25

Quote:

Originally Posted by rimaldo

rhyming popper with popper. genius.

That golf club must have damaged your eyesight as well

rimaldo · 22nd July 2008, 15:25

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmashedHombre

That golf club must have damaged your eyesight as well

you have to love that edit button.

RedNome · 22nd July 2008, 15:27

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dr. Dwayne

Sorry Nomers, I don't really mean it
Apologies for being a penis
If you can forgive
we can live and let live
and forget that this happened between us.

Fear not it is all in the past,
The tension between us won't last,
Your game has been raised,
Your decline is a haze,
Todays thread was always a blast.

rimaldo · 22nd July 2008, 15:31

smashed, your ability to edit is uncanny,
i beat you at snap too, you fanny
im better than you
in all that i do
anymore and im telling my nanny.

jgraham · 22nd July 2008, 15:36

Quote:

Originally Posted by rimaldo

smashed, your ability to edit is uncanny,
i beat you at snap too, you fanny
im better than you
in all that i do
anymore and im telling my nanny.

SmashedHombre · 22nd July 2008, 15:42

rimaldo always enjoyed a good suck
on his favourite pet lucky, the duck
feathers and all
rimaldo would call
this activity "going down on his luck"

rimaldo · 22nd July 2008, 15:43

there was a caf poster called nome
who liked to get stoned all alone
though his stash was immense
his shoulders were tense
for his head was as bald as a bone.

michaelness · 22nd July 2008, 15:50

Quote:

Originally Posted by RedNome

Well Smashed breezes in and the thread,
Dies on it's feet all but dead,
He thought he could rhym,
He's out of his prime,
Fuck off now you numpty old pleb.

i enjoyed this one

SmashedHombre · 22nd July 2008, 15:53

Quote:

Originally Posted by michaelness

i enjoyed this one

you numpty old pleb doesn't even make sense. You can't just put in sentences that dont make sense simply because they rhyme. My talents are wasted on you lot

rimaldo · 22nd July 2008, 15:57

smashed, although you dream of me sucking,
our relationship, it is mucking.
all this nonsense between us,
all over my penis
desist and we’ll both start straight fucking.

RedNome · 22nd July 2008, 16:01

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmashedHombre

you numpty old pleb doesn't even make sense. You can't just put in sentences that dont make sense simply because they rhyme. My talents are wasted on you lot

Bitter.

That there was pure genius, the fact you failed to realise it makes it all the better.

SmashedHombre · 22nd July 2008, 16:18

bigjet used to think he was the man
when he signed up to the klu klux klan
picked up the wrong form
signed on for gay porn
now hes stuck in a balck on white gang bang

admittedly most new posters wont remember bigjet, I'm sure jason will appreciate that limerick though.

rimaldo · 22nd July 2008, 16:25

a poster named hectic was born
right out of the womb he was torn
straight from the cot
he dished out the rot
many have died at the end of his horn.

Hectic · 22nd July 2008, 16:36

Can't think of what I should have for the location rimaldo.

22nd July 2008, 15:00	#41 (permalink)
Dr. Dwayne self confessed womens pantie wearer Join Date: May 2006 Location: form is emptiness, emptiness is form. Posts: 14,284	There once was a poster named Suresh where he was nobody could guess Some said holiday-ing I'll bet that he's gaying himself all over mehro's flesh.

22nd July 2008, 15:05	#45 (permalink)
Count Duckula First Team Sub Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: In the corner, losing my religion. Posts: 6,193	Dwayne, stop with the lymericks please, You have some form of rhyming disease, Your lyrics are dull, And your rhythm is null, You just don't have enough expertise.

22nd July 2008, 15:10	#47 (permalink)
SmashedHombre I'm cute Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Slightly more handsome, intelligent and talented than Rams. Far more likely to shag sheep than most rams too. Posts: 19,360	There once was a canadian named Dwayne who's ass was always in pain He reached inside pulled out a beehive Now he will never walk the same again

22nd July 2008, 15:13	#49 (permalink)
Dr. Dwayne self confessed womens pantie wearer Join Date: May 2006 Location: form is emptiness, emptiness is form. Posts: 14,284	Oh Count you are one lucky bastard Duckula's a rhyme I can't master So I'll take me a second and tell you I reckon you're becoming my least favourite caftard.

22nd July 2008, 15:14	#50 (permalink)
SmashedHombre I'm cute Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Slightly more handsome, intelligent and talented than Rams. Far more likely to shag sheep than most rams too. Posts: 19,360	There once was a poster named rimaldo who liked to stalk nick faldo but he took a golf stick right to the dick now he cant courtesy, he can bow though. THis is easy

22nd July 2008, 15:15	#51 (permalink)
RedNome Cnut Rating: 9(conservative) Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Well, here we are in a room with two manky hookers and a racist dwarf. Posts: 12,765	Well Smashed breezes in and the thread, Dies on it's feet all but dead, He thought he could rhym, He's out of his prime, Fuck off now you numpty old pleb.

22nd July 2008, 15:18	#53 (permalink)
Dr. Dwayne self confessed womens pantie wearer Join Date: May 2006 Location: form is emptiness, emptiness is form. Posts: 14,284	Sorry Nomers, I don't really mean it Apologies for being a penis If you can forgive we can live and let live and forget that this happened between us.

22nd July 2008, 15:19	#54 (permalink)
rimaldo Out of the closet, into life. Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: the heath. Posts: 9,666	there was a young lady call smashed wherever she went she flashed all around town her knickers were down oh how this attempt has been hashed.

22nd July 2008, 15:23	#56 (permalink)
SmashedHombre I'm cute Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Slightly more handsome, intelligent and talented than Rams. Far more likely to shag sheep than most rams too. Posts: 19,360	There once was a caftard named popper who was caught rimming fellow poster topper rimaldo was pissed and screamed in his lisp I hate you, you cheap motherfocker

22nd July 2008, 15:31	#61 (permalink)
rimaldo Out of the closet, into life. Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: the heath. Posts: 9,666	smashed, your ability to edit is uncanny, i beat you at snap too, you fanny im better than you in all that i do anymore and im telling my nanny.

22nd July 2008, 15:42	#63 (permalink)
SmashedHombre I'm cute Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Slightly more handsome, intelligent and talented than Rams. Far more likely to shag sheep than most rams too. Posts: 19,360	rimaldo always enjoyed a good suck on his favourite pet lucky, the duck feathers and all rimaldo would call this activity "going down on his luck"

22nd July 2008, 15:43	#64 (permalink)
rimaldo Out of the closet, into life. Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: the heath. Posts: 9,666	there was a caf poster called nome who liked to get stoned all alone though his stash was immense his shoulders were tense for his head was as bald as a bone.

22nd July 2008, 15:57	#67 (permalink)
rimaldo Out of the closet, into life. Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: the heath. Posts: 9,666	smashed, although you dream of me sucking, our relationship, it is mucking. all this nonsense between us, all over my penis desist and we’ll both start straight fucking.

22nd July 2008, 16:18	#69 (permalink)
SmashedHombre I'm cute Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Slightly more handsome, intelligent and talented than Rams. Far more likely to shag sheep than most rams too. Posts: 19,360	bigjet used to think he was the man when he signed up to the klu klux klan picked up the wrong form signed on for gay porn now hes stuck in a balck on white gang bang admittedly most new posters wont remember bigjet, I'm sure jason will appreciate that limerick though.

22nd July 2008, 16:25	#70 (permalink)
rimaldo Out of the closet, into life. Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: the heath. Posts: 9,666	a poster named hectic was born right out of the womb he was torn straight from the cot he dished out the rot many have died at the end of his horn.

22nd July 2008, 16:36	#71 (permalink)
Hectic Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Created by two, felt by millions - T.I.O.T.R Posts: 22,458	Can't think of what I should have for the location rimaldo.