Limericks about posters thread

Rudie · 21st July 2008, 22:56

Here you have it, write a limerick about a fellow caftard, i'll start us off.

A young Ecroyd lay with his sister,
And stroked and nibbled and kissed her,
But the kid was so tight,
And it was dark that night,
Though he shot at the target, he missed her!

1871_Biscuit · 21st July 2008, 23:01

Your not famous until you have a limerick.

Rudie · 21st July 2008, 23:13

A simple man named simon,
wanted to bum uncooked chickens but couldn't find em,
he asked his mate rimaldo
who said "forget the chickens, hey i know!",
"if i bend over you can destroy my ass hymen."

1871_Biscuit · 21st July 2008, 23:20

Sold. Limericks with a quote in are very artistic imo.

I'll write one for you rudie.

rufus diabolus · 21st July 2008, 23:33

Where's the banana?

1871_Biscuit · 21st July 2008, 23:34

Probably up rimaldo's arse hole.

Why? do you want it back?

rufus diabolus · 21st July 2008, 23:40

Please, if it's not to much trouble.

1871_Biscuit · 21st July 2008, 23:48

Quote:

Originally Posted by rufus diabolus

Please, if it's not to much trouble.

You like your banana's ripe, yeh?

rufus diabolus · 21st July 2008, 23:52

Yeah mate, I'm not fussy, why?

1871_Biscuit · 21st July 2008, 23:57

Quote:

Originally Posted by rufus diabolus

Yeah mate, I'm not fussy, why?

FUCK OFF! Nothing, lets just say it maybe browner than when you last had it, and this only down to ripening.

rufus diabolus · 22nd July 2008, 00:05

Ah not a problem, I love a nice ripe banana, I thought they usually go black though?

Anyway this thread needs more limerick's and less banana's.

WeasteDevil · 22nd July 2008, 00:05

I'm not looking forward to this.

Rudie · 22nd July 2008, 00:12

Rufus at weekends was a tranny called shirley,
and one day he met a bloke but unfortunatly shot his load early;
Biscuit reached down to claim his prize,
but gave a startled shout,
"ffs Rufus!" he said as Rufus shot all over his pouting trout.

kikks · 22nd July 2008, 02:08

Rudie, you remind me of Taliban
throwing insults like limes of a caravan
but you'll lose in the end
you're a rhymeless bell-end
I think fisting'd be more up your alley, man.

rufus diabolus · 22nd July 2008, 02:13

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rudie

Rufus at weekends was a tranny called shirley,
and one day he met a bloke but unfortunatly shot his load early;
Biscuit reached down to claim his prize,
but gave a startled shout,
"ffs Rufus!" he said as Rufus shot all over his pouting trout.

fucks sake, harsh but true.

Rudie · 22nd July 2008, 03:04

Quote:

Originally Posted by kikks

Rudie, you remind me of Taliban
throwing insults like limes of a caravan
but you'll lose in the end
you're a rhymeless bell-end
I think fisting'd be more up your alley, man.

Rudie · 22nd July 2008, 03:14

Girish was fond of his brother,
his cousins, his father, but not his mother,
when she asked why?
he started to cry;
"i don't play for your team, i bat for the other".

Rudie · 22nd July 2008, 03:48

Kikks was a bit of a queer,
but cows and sheep were fair game as were deer,
but his end did come,
with the proplapse of his bum,
go watch 2men1elephant.com to see the demise of this sexual cavalier.

brewlio · 22nd July 2008, 08:07

a kinky young argie,marcosdeto
in his asshole, he stuck a cornetto
all the strawberries and cream
in his ass was a dream
next time he'll use choc ice. so retro !

1871_Biscuit · 22nd July 2008, 08:09

Quote:

Originally Posted by brewlio

a kinky young argie,marcosdeto
in his asshole, he stuck a cornetto
all the strawberries and cream
in his ass was a dream
next time he'll use choc ice. so retro !

brewlio · 22nd July 2008, 08:17

a chubby banned poster named pert
raided sites, just to fight and cause hurt
but the powers that be -
raised the ban stick at he
funy guy, till he turned into a blurt

Rudie · 22nd July 2008, 11:31

1871_Biscuit · 22nd July 2008, 11:32

Quote:

Originally Posted by brewlio

a chubby banned poster named pert
raided sites, just to fight and cause hurt
but the powers that be -
raised the ban stick at he
funy guy, till he turned into a blurt

Christ, christ. Do me one brewlio. Superb.

Name Changed · 22nd July 2008, 11:39

Quote:

Originally Posted by brewlio

a chubby banned poster named pert
raided sites, just to fight and cause hurt
but the powers that be -
raised the ban stick at he
funy guy, till he turned into a blurt

quality

rimaldo · 22nd July 2008, 11:51

Quote:

Originally Posted by WeasteDevil

I'm not looking forward to this.

there was a young poster called weaste,
a bit of a sexual beast.
he likes to strip naked,
his mangina pic fated.
all makes for a sexual feast.

RedNome · 22nd July 2008, 12:02

There once was a Canuck called Dwayne,
His talents, they seemed on the wain,
He used to be funny,
His posts on the money,
All efforts to revive him in vain.

kikks · 22nd July 2008, 12:16

rimaldo, the Rimmer, 'mongst friends
likes to play with his Barbies and Kens
met a weird, tragic death
when, whilst tripping on meth
fell victim to plastic fetish-trends

KeyserSoze · 22nd July 2008, 12:18

Quote:

Originally Posted by brewlio

a chubby banned poster named pert
raided sites, just to fight and cause hurt
but the powers that be -
raised the ban stick at he
funy guy, till he turned into a blurt

Dr. Dwayne · 22nd July 2008, 13:56

Quote:

Originally Posted by RedNome

There once was a Canuck called Dwayne,
His talents, they seemed on the wain,
He used to be funny,
His posts on the money,
All efforts to revive him in vain.

RedNome · 22nd July 2008, 14:23

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dr. Dwayne

Come on Doc, you can do better than that.

I challenge you and this is the best you give me?

Limmerick me bitch.

The Doc, his posting in question,
Wilted away from the tension,
I thought he had balls,
He likes womens smalls,
To bad from a true Cafe bastion.

RedNome · 22nd July 2008, 14:40

It's a sad day in the General

Dr. Dwayne · 22nd July 2008, 14:42

RedNome you have hurted my feelings
my emotions from this are a-reeling
I thought were were friends
but you're just a bell-end
in front of which rimaldo is kneeling

21st July 2008, 22:56	#1 (permalink)
Rudie Mentary Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Original Rudeboy Posts: 2,372	Limericks about posters thread Here you have it, write a limerick about a fellow caftard, i'll start us off. A young Ecroyd lay with his sister, And stroked and nibbled and kissed her, But the kid was so tight, And it was dark that night, Though he shot at the target, he missed her!

21st July 2008, 23:01	#2 (permalink)
1871_Biscuit Cock Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Tilehurst, Reading Former Name: Cock_Biscuit Posts: 4,912	Your not famous until you have a limerick.

21st July 2008, 23:13	#3 (permalink)
Rudie Mentary Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Original Rudeboy Posts: 2,372	A simple man named simon, wanted to bum uncooked chickens but couldn't find em, he asked his mate rimaldo who said "forget the chickens, hey i know!", "if i bend over you can destroy my ass hymen."

21st July 2008, 23:20	#4 (permalink)
1871_Biscuit Cock Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Tilehurst, Reading Former Name: Cock_Biscuit Posts: 4,912	Sold. Limericks with a quote in are very artistic imo. I'll write one for you rudie.

21st July 2008, 23:33	#5 (permalink)
rufus diabolus Reserve Team Player Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: "You know what? big fuck you on your face........ you are a wanker/CUNT!!!! why are you acting like a king! who da heck are you?????????????????" Posts: 3,365	Where's the banana?

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1871_Biscuit Cock Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Tilehurst, Reading Former Name: Cock_Biscuit Posts: 4,912	Probably up rimaldo's arse hole. Why? do you want it back?

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rufus diabolus Reserve Team Player Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: "You know what? big fuck you on your face........ you are a wanker/CUNT!!!! why are you acting like a king! who da heck are you?????????????????" Posts: 3,365	Please, if it's not to much trouble.

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rufus diabolus Reserve Team Player Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: "You know what? big fuck you on your face........ you are a wanker/CUNT!!!! why are you acting like a king! who da heck are you?????????????????" Posts: 3,365	Yeah mate, I'm not fussy, why?

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rufus diabolus Reserve Team Player Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: "You know what? big fuck you on your face........ you are a wanker/CUNT!!!! why are you acting like a king! who da heck are you?????????????????" Posts: 3,365	Ah not a problem, I love a nice ripe banana, I thought they usually go black though? Anyway this thread needs more limerick's and less banana's.

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WeasteDevil Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: California Posts: 60,096	I'm not looking forward to this.

22nd July 2008, 00:12	#13 (permalink)
Rudie Mentary Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Original Rudeboy Posts: 2,372	Rufus at weekends was a tranny called shirley, and one day he met a bloke but unfortunatly shot his load early; Biscuit reached down to claim his prize, but gave a startled shout, "ffs Rufus!" he said as Rufus shot all over his pouting trout.

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kikks Reserve Team Player Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I do not know the answer. Posts: 1,219	Rudie, you remind me of Taliban throwing insults like limes of a caravan but you'll lose in the end you're a rhymeless bell-end I think fisting'd be more up your alley, man.

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Rudie Mentary Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Original Rudeboy Posts: 2,372	Girish was fond of his brother, his cousins, his father, but not his mother, when she asked why? he started to cry; "i don't play for your team, i bat for the other".

22nd July 2008, 03:48	#18 (permalink)
Rudie Mentary Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Original Rudeboy Posts: 2,372	Kikks was a bit of a queer, but cows and sheep were fair game as were deer, but his end did come, with the proplapse of his bum, go watch 2men1elephant.com to see the demise of this sexual cavalier.

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brewlio Reserve Team Player Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: spiralling downwards into self destruction Posts: 1,845	a kinky young argie,marcosdeto in his asshole, he stuck a cornetto all the strawberries and cream in his ass was a dream next time he'll use choc ice. so retro !

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brewlio Reserve Team Player Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: spiralling downwards into self destruction Posts: 1,845	a chubby banned poster named pert raided sites, just to fight and cause hurt but the powers that be - raised the ban stick at he funy guy, till he turned into a blurt

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Rudie Mentary Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Original Rudeboy Posts: 2,372

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RedNome Cnut Rating: 9(conservative) Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Well, here we are in a room with two manky hookers and a racist dwarf. Posts: 11,513	There once was a Canuck called Dwayne, His talents, they seemed on the wain, He used to be funny, His posts on the money, All efforts to revive him in vain.

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kikks Reserve Team Player Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I do not know the answer. Posts: 1,219	rimaldo, the Rimmer, 'mongst friends likes to play with his Barbies and Kens met a weird, tragic death when, whilst tripping on meth fell victim to plastic fetish-trends

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RedNome Cnut Rating: 9(conservative) Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Well, here we are in a room with two manky hookers and a racist dwarf. Posts: 11,513	It's a sad day in the General

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Dr. Dwayne self confessed womens pantie wearer Join Date: May 2006 Location: form is emptiness, emptiness is form. Posts: 12,309	RedNome you have hurted my feelings my emotions from this are a-reeling I thought were were friends but you're just a bell-end in front of which rimaldo is kneeling