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Old 6th October 2008, 16:25   #1 (permalink)
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Love at first sight.
Does anyone believe in this?

I've just met the most stunning German girl and I think I'm in love.

I don't even know her name. So, can it be love?
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Old 6th October 2008, 16:27   #2 (permalink)
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Does anyone believe in this?

I've just met the most stunning German girl and I think I'm in love.

I don't even know her name. So, can it be love?
that might be lust. happens me twice a day, every day
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Old 6th October 2008, 16:29   #3 (permalink)
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Does she swallow?

This could have a massive bearing on the answer!
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Old 6th October 2008, 16:29   #4 (permalink)
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it's not love.... you are just attracted to her warm holes
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Old 6th October 2008, 16:30   #5 (permalink)
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You've been watching Angela Merkel on the news and masturbating haven't you you dirty fucker!
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Old 6th October 2008, 16:30   #6 (permalink)
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happened to me years ago ... went out for a few years ... she's happily married to someone else with a kid now ... and i'm happily unmarried with two kids ... but it was 'on sight' ... quite powerful really
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Old 6th October 2008, 16:30   #7 (permalink)
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Does she swallow?

This could have a massive bearing on the answer!
i find it a bit of a turn off when they swallow ... it's a bit disgusting really

obviously my mum and dad are exceptions
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Old 6th October 2008, 16:31   #8 (permalink)
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The majority of responses have come from Espada and Popper.

Not a good sign...
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Old 6th October 2008, 16:32   #9 (permalink)
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No you just find her rediculously attractive.

Try talking to her!
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Old 6th October 2008, 16:33   #10 (permalink)
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Old 6th October 2008, 16:34   #11 (permalink)
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Try talking to her!
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Show her your cock!
So many choices...
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Old 6th October 2008, 16:36   #12 (permalink)
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go up to her, sniffing, and say '' can you smell salami? i can smell salami... and saurkrautt ''
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Old 6th October 2008, 16:36   #13 (permalink)
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It's almost certainly lust though. It's possible though, i've fancied girls on first sight and slowly but surely found them repulsive over time. Or found out they are married or any number of things that pretty much wash away the "i love her" feeling. Although i still want.... at least the married ones
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Old 6th October 2008, 16:36   #14 (permalink)
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go up to her, sniffing, and say '' can you smell salami? i can smell salami... and saurkrautt ''
or bratwurst, she is german after all.
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Old 6th October 2008, 16:37   #15 (permalink)
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Dont German women like fucking men in the hole with dildos?
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Old 6th October 2008, 16:37   #16 (permalink)
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or bratwurst, she is german after all.

and black forest ham
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Old 6th October 2008, 16:38   #17 (permalink)
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Dont German women like fucking men in the hole with dildos?
i once knew a german girl. Don't really wanna talk about it....
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Old 6th October 2008, 16:40   #18 (permalink)
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Thanks for the advice guys.

Except for you FranklyVulgar, you've just been one big dissapointment;

Try talking to her.
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Old 6th October 2008, 16:41   #19 (permalink)
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ask her if she shaves a swastika into her pubes
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Old 6th October 2008, 16:41   #20 (permalink)
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Thanks for the advice guys.

Except for you FranklyVulgar, you've just been one big dissapointment;

Try talking to her.
I don't know what the hell i was thinking! i'll try better next time
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Old 6th October 2008, 16:43   #21 (permalink)
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It happenned to me but the worst is when you know there is nothing you can do about it, you basically feel shit .
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Old 6th October 2008, 16:43   #22 (permalink)
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ask her if she shaves a swastika into her pubes
This is the standard you should be aiming for FV, tbh.

This I can use.
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Old 6th October 2008, 17:01   #23 (permalink)
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Does anyone believe in this?

I've just met the most stunning German girl and I think I'm in love.

I don't even know her name. So, can it be love?
is she an air hostess? i think cornell met this german bitch if that is the case, she must be hot
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Old 6th October 2008, 17:06   #24 (permalink)
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Does anyone believe in this?
Not sure if you can fall in love at first sight but when I first saw my wife there was something stronger than physical attraction.
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Old 6th October 2008, 17:10   #25 (permalink)
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Does anyone believe in this?

I've just met the most stunning German girl and I think I'm in love.

I don't even know her name. So, can it be love?
The same thing happened to me....I ended up marrying her..Take my advice, go and have a cold shower until the feeling goes away. German women are seriously fucked up in the head.(she is an absolute babe though)
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Old 6th October 2008, 17:27   #26 (permalink)
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zheit in her handbag
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Old 6th October 2008, 17:29   #27 (permalink)
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i fall in love every time i look in the mirror baby
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Old 6th October 2008, 17:30   #28 (permalink)
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A mirror baby?

Sicko.
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Old 6th October 2008, 17:36   #29 (permalink)
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Old 6th October 2008, 18:12   #30 (permalink)
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lets face it there's no love you just want to fuck her plain and simple
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Old 6th October 2008, 18:25   #31 (permalink)
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Old 6th October 2008, 18:29   #32 (permalink)
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Is this the same German as that airhostess some caftard laughably failed at chatting up?
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Old 6th October 2008, 18:31   #33 (permalink)
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She's clearly the one

Propose immediately
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Old 6th October 2008, 18:34   #34 (permalink)
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