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Old 1st August 2008, 15:04   #1 (permalink)
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Mincing around with no shirt on
It gives me pleasure.That is all.
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Old 1st August 2008, 15:07   #2 (permalink)
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Old 1st August 2008, 15:07   #3 (permalink)
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Old 1st August 2008, 15:07   #4 (permalink)
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You should join the institution, you'd like it.
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Old 1st August 2008, 15:09   #5 (permalink)
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You should join the institution, you'd like it.
I refuse to dispute any of te above. BTW, what institution?
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Cements just pissed because I did the crippler cockface on his mother 18 years ago.
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Old 1st August 2008, 15:11   #7 (permalink)
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Cements just pissed because I did the crippler cockface on his mother 18 years ago.
did she like it? was she naughty?


you know what never mind, its better in my head
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Old 1st August 2008, 15:11   #8 (permalink)
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Cements just pissed because I did the crippler cockface on his mother 18 years ago.
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Old 1st August 2008, 15:14   #9 (permalink)
 
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did she like it? was she naughty?


you know what never mind, its better in my head
She's not recovered since. I had so many moves back then, there was;
DDP, - Dirty, double Penetration
My adaptation of Scottie "Too Hottie" Taylor; The Worm: 'The Womb'
X-Pacs Sex factor was always a crowd favorite too
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Old 1st August 2008, 15:16   #10 (permalink)
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Old 1st August 2008, 15:18   #11 (permalink)
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That was a mch better tread than this one, though the cuntent is similar.
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Old 1st August 2008, 15:21   #12 (permalink)
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She's not recovered since. I had so many moves back then, there was;
DDP, - Dirty, double Penetration
My adaptation of Scottie "Too Hottie" Taylor; The Worm: 'The Womb'
X-Pacs Sex factor was always a crowd favorite too
You never taught me any of those when I was growing up, dad.

My mum told me you were dead so I comfort ate and now I weigh 30 stone. Thanks dad.
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Old 1st August 2008, 15:27   #13 (permalink)
 
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Well, at least this way you are going to have all the best porn on your computer.

Will you burn a couple knock-one-off wonders for your ol' dad?
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Old 1st August 2008, 15:29   #14 (permalink)
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Well, at least this way you are going to have all the best porn on your computer.

Will you burn a couple knock-one-off wonders for your ol' dad?
I'll make sure it's full of piss and shit and old ladies, just how you like it.

Only the best for my old da.
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Old 1st August 2008, 16:04   #15 (permalink)
 
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That makes me proud.

I'm going to teach you the cripple cockface, and you can practice it like I once did.
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Old 1st August 2008, 16:07   #16 (permalink)
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I refuse to dispute any of te above. BTW, what institution?
Stay clear man - its mental
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Old 1st August 2008, 16:10   #17 (permalink)
 
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No no, it's harmless and interesting, read on.
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Old 1st August 2008, 16:11   #18 (permalink)
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That makes me proud.

I'm going to teach you the cripple cockface, and you can practice it like I once did.
What can I practice it on?
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Old 1st August 2008, 16:11   #19 (permalink)
 
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A dead horse?
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Old 1st August 2008, 16:12   #20 (permalink)
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Dead?
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Old 1st August 2008, 16:15   #21 (permalink)
 
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I find dead animals make no complaints.
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Old 1st August 2008, 16:17   #22 (permalink)
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I find dead animals make no complaints.
Yeah I know what you mean. Just last week I received a letter of complaint from a wild cat which I had tossed out of my garden a week prior. To say it was strongly worded would be an understatement.
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Old 1st August 2008, 16:19   #23 (permalink)
 
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You know what you should do? Send a message back. Kill another cat, break it's neck good and take it's whiskers off then send it back to the original cat, a strong message indeed.
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Old 1st August 2008, 16:21   #24 (permalink)
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You know what you should do? Send a message back. Kill another cat, break it's neck good and take it's whiskers off then send it back to the original cat, a strong message indeed.
That's a tad too drastic, don't you think?

Nah, I think I'll just pin him down and anally rape him. I've heard cats don't like that.
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No no, it's harmless and interesting, read on.
Your corrupting the weak Mr Hectic - if thats your real nammmmmmmmmmme???
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Old 1st August 2008, 16:27   #26 (permalink)
 
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What will you give me for my real name?
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Old 1st August 2008, 16:28   #27 (permalink)
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I'll give you a bag of orphans' souls.
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Old 1st August 2008, 16:30   #28 (permalink)
 
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It's tempting. Are they marked or unmarked orphans?
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Old 1st August 2008, 16:31   #29 (permalink)
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It's tempting. Are they marked or unmarked orphans?
Fuck knows! Their parents' dead bodies are still fresh so I'll go with unmarked.
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Old 1st August 2008, 16:35   #30 (permalink)
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Your corrupting the weak Mr Hectic - if thats your real nammmmmmmmmmme???
speaking ill of the institution is folly red hand devil. when the revolution comes every thing you have will lie in pieces and everything you love will fucking die.
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What will you give me for my real name?
I will give you the finest Apple trees in the land to grow the finest Oranges to make the finest wine and sit quietly on the finest seat, watching Butterflies rape Queen Bee's...... to be sure.....to be sure.......
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speaking ill of the institution is folly red hand devil. when the revolution comes every thing you have will lie in pieces and everything you love will fucking die.
Don't waste your words I don't need anything from you I don't care where you've been or what you plan to do...
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