Misserable cnuts

RedNome · 12th May 2008, 15:50

We're league Champions and this place is like a fecking morgue.

Funny up cnuts, this isn't on.

Spammy · 12th May 2008, 15:53

Imagine what it's going to be like if you lose in Moscow, the Trafford centre will have to get in extra supplies of rope and razors.

RedNome · 12th May 2008, 15:58

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Originally Posted by Spammy

Imagine what it's going to be like if you lose in Moscow, the Trafford centre will have to get in extra supplies of rope and razors.

I fear the whole internet might implode if this was to occur.

It'd be a blood bath of historic proportions never before seen on such a scale.

Suresh · 12th May 2008, 16:04

Yes people, smile! The sun is shining*, the birds are singing and Spammy finally revealed to the world he's a United fan.

*Mostly off RedNome bald pate.

Spammy · 12th May 2008, 16:06

I'm sunburnt, and I'm not a Utd fan, bleh

Suresh · 12th May 2008, 16:11

I'll have to remind Nomey to put a cap on.

RedNome · 12th May 2008, 16:13

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Originally Posted by Suresh

Yes people, smile! The sun is shining*, the birds are singing and Spammy finally revealed to the world he's a United fan.

*Mostly off RedNome bald pate.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Suresh

I'll have to remind Nomey to put a cap on.

I'll put a cap in your ass if you don't button it

You Dipperstripper promoting, work shy, drunk pensioner.

Spammy · 12th May 2008, 16:28

My girlfriend did actually ask me today why there were two suns, I laughed and pointed out that one was the sun and one was just some bald cunt in Manchester.

Suresh · 12th May 2008, 16:30

I love you too, Nomey.

Champions!

Now you shout it and then Spammy would do the same.

Dippersripper · 12th May 2008, 16:31

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Originally Posted by Spammy

My girlfriend did actually ask me today why there were two suns, I laughed and pointed out that one was the sun and one was just some bald cunt in Manchester.

Suresh · 12th May 2008, 16:34

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Originally Posted by Spammy

My girlfriend did actually ask me today why there were two suns, I laughed and pointed out that one was the sun and one was just some bald cunt in Manchester.

There's another one? Nomey's in Liverpool. He's got a horrible scouse accent and all. Just thought I'd mention that.

RedNome · 12th May 2008, 16:38

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Originally Posted by Suresh

There's another one? Nomey's in Liverpool. He's got a horrible scouse accent and all. Just thought I'd mention that.

Bitch.

CHAMPIONES!!!

Now your turn Spam.

bbest · 12th May 2008, 16:38

Were no strangers to football
You know the rules and so do i
A full commitments what Im thinking of
You wouldnt get this from any other guy

I just wanna tell you how Im feeling
Gotta make you understand

* Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and flame you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

We've know each other for so long
Your hearts been aching
But you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know whats been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it

And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see

(* repeat)

Give you up. give you up
Give you up, give you up
Never gonna give
Never gonna give, give you up
Never gonna give
Never gonna give, give you up

I just wanna tell you how Im feeling
Gotta make you understand

Sam#1 · 12th May 2008, 16:39

Spammy · 12th May 2008, 16:42

Championes!

In 1989/90!

Devil_forever · 12th May 2008, 16:46

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Originally Posted by Suresh

I'll have to remind Nomey to put a cap on.

Does RedNome have a combover?

esmufc07 · 12th May 2008, 16:49

CHAMPIONS OF ENGLAND!!!

RedNome · 12th May 2008, 16:51

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Originally Posted by Devil_forever

Does RedNome have a combover?

No I fooking don't.

Slightly thinning is all.

Suresh is 68 though, so I'm not sure what he's got to gloat about.

Suresh · 12th May 2008, 16:52

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Originally Posted by Spammy

Championes!

There. That wasn't too hard now, was it.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Devil_forever

Does RedNome have a combover?

A really bad one. Oh dear lord, a really bad one.

Spammy · 12th May 2008, 16:53

Post editer

Loops · 12th May 2008, 17:00

Can i be a little bit miserable? I just failed my driving test

Suresh · 12th May 2008, 17:02

Aww! You may have 5 minutes.

Dr. Dwayne · 12th May 2008, 17:03

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Originally Posted by Loops

Can i be a little bit miserable? I just failed my driving test

it's better not being on the road, you'll suffer less traffic induced stress.

I_live_cement · 12th May 2008, 17:04

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Originally Posted by RedNome

We're league Champions and this place is like a fecking morgue.

Funny up cnuts, this isn't on.

I'd be miserable if I was bald, you're such a shining example to all of your bald brothers with that attitude. Well done.

Sam#1 · 12th May 2008, 17:04

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Originally Posted by Dr. Dwayne

it's better not being on the road, you'll suffer less traffic induced stress.

And, less traffic accidents.

esmufc07 · 12th May 2008, 17:05

Everywhere I look RedNome is getting abuse.

What has he done?

Sam#1 · 12th May 2008, 17:06

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Originally Posted by esmufc07

Everywhere I look RedNome is getting abuse.

What has he done?

Gone bald.

esmufc07 · 12th May 2008, 17:09

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Originally Posted by Sam#1

Gone bald.

Like Britney Spears did? (That whore's sister)

Sam#1 · 12th May 2008, 17:11

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Originally Posted by esmufc07

Like Britney Spears did? (That whore's sister)

No, he's gone naturally bald. But he's tried to cover it up with a combover.

I'll ignore your last comment.

RedNome · 12th May 2008, 17:14

Now every cnut under the sun's having a pop.

Who are these people? Are you paying them with your medication Suresh?

Sam#1 · 12th May 2008, 17:15

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Originally Posted by RedNome

Now every cnut under the sun's having a pop.

Who are these people? Are you paying them with your medication Suresh?

He is, it's good stuff.

I want more.

I_live_cement · 12th May 2008, 17:15

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12th May 2008, 15:50	#1 (permalink)
RedNome Cnut Rating: 9(conservative) Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Well, here we are in a room with two manky hookers and a racist dwarf. Posts: 10,469	Misserable cnuts We're league Champions and this place is like a fecking morgue. Funny up cnuts, this isn't on.

12th May 2008, 15:53	#2 (permalink)
Spammy Struggling to make the reserves Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Yeah? Posts: 11,207	Imagine what it's going to be like if you lose in Moscow, the Trafford centre will have to get in extra supplies of rope and razors.

12th May 2008, 16:04	#4 (permalink)
Suresh nice guy but workshy bum Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Ankh-Morpork Posts: 18,677	Yes people, smile! The sun is shining, the birds are singing and Spammy finally revealed to the world he's a United fan. Mostly off RedNome bald pate.

12th May 2008, 16:06	#5 (permalink)
Spammy Struggling to make the reserves Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Yeah? Posts: 11,207	I'm sunburnt, and I'm not a Utd fan, bleh

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Suresh nice guy but workshy bum Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Ankh-Morpork Posts: 18,677	I'll have to remind Nomey to put a cap on.

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Spammy Struggling to make the reserves Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Yeah? Posts: 11,207	My girlfriend did actually ask me today why there were two suns, I laughed and pointed out that one was the sun and one was just some bald cunt in Manchester.

12th May 2008, 16:30	#9 (permalink)
Suresh nice guy but workshy bum Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Ankh-Morpork Posts: 18,677	I love you too, Nomey. Champions! Now you shout it and then Spammy would do the same.

12th May 2008, 16:38	#13 (permalink)
bbest The Caf's worst songwriter Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: .................... Posts: 7,094	Were no strangers to football You know the rules and so do i A full commitments what Im thinking of You wouldnt get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how Im feeling Gotta make you understand * Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and flame you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've know each other for so long Your hearts been aching But you're too shy to say it Inside we both know whats been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see (* repeat) Give you up. give you up Give you up, give you up Never gonna give Never gonna give, give you up Never gonna give Never gonna give, give you up I just wanna tell you how Im feeling Gotta make you understand

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Sam#1 First Team Regular Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Tevez, Rooney, Ronaldo >>> Anyone. And yes, I still love Jamie Lynn Spears. Posts: 12,284

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Spammy Struggling to make the reserves Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Yeah? Posts: 11,207	Championes! In 1989/90!

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esmufc07 Smashed's bitch Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: A good fortune may forbode a bad luck, which may in turn disguise a good fortune Posts: 5,868	CHAMPIONS OF ENGLAND!!!

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Spammy Struggling to make the reserves Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Yeah? Posts: 11,207	Post editer

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Loops Loolz Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Castleford Posts: 1,967	Can i be a little bit miserable? I just failed my driving test

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Suresh nice guy but workshy bum Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Ankh-Morpork Posts: 18,677	Aww! You may have 5 minutes.

12th May 2008, 17:05	#26 (permalink)
esmufc07 Smashed's bitch Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: A good fortune may forbode a bad luck, which may in turn disguise a good fortune Posts: 5,868	Everywhere I look RedNome is getting abuse. What has he done?

12th May 2008, 17:14	#30 (permalink)
RedNome Cnut Rating: 9(conservative) Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Well, here we are in a room with two manky hookers and a racist dwarf. Posts: 10,469	Now every cnut under the sun's having a pop. Who are these people? Are you paying them with your medication Suresh?