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Old 12th May 2008, 03:42   #41 (permalink)
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I miss BalBoa. Or more specifically, I miss posting this image at him
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Old 12th May 2008, 03:49   #42 (permalink)
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Old 12th May 2008, 04:07   #43 (permalink)
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Old 12th May 2008, 12:22   #44 (permalink)
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Big Andy has to be one of the funniest fuckers I have ever met (online of course cos he probably isn't this funny in person)


Andy..........................nice one mate keep it up.


Let us all know next time you shit in your second pair of undies
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Fucking hell....

I can feel the love....not up my bum like, just in good vibes, and not vibrators either you mucky minded twats....

You bunch of unfunny cunts.
BA, come back you funny fecker. i remember the bluckmeister saying that:

1. He wasn't actually big
2. He had a gay bleached streak in his barnet.
3. He had a mate, who actually was big
4. the cnut never got the ale in.

it is time to start a national campaign to track big andy down, and bring him back.
very funny and crude, wipes the floor with todays serial posters who demand respect as they have posted more than 10,000 in 2 years.

you know who you all are
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Old 12th May 2008, 13:43   #45 (permalink)
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long time ago, well before the gay wars
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Old 12th May 2008, 13:50   #46 (permalink)
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Isn't that CnutofAllCnuts ?
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Old 12th May 2008, 16:04   #47 (permalink)
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That wanco fella was great.
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Old 12th May 2008, 16:43   #48 (permalink)
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BA, come back you funny fecker. i remember the bluckmeister saying that:

1. He wasn't actually big
2. He had a gay bleached streak in his barnet.
3. He had a mate, who actually was big
4. the cnut never got the ale in.

it is time to start a national campaign to track big andy down, and bring him back.
very funny and crude, wipes the floor with todays serial posters who demand respect as they have posted more than 10,000 in 2 years.

you know who you all are
Lets get this straight...

1. I never used to be "Big" (not in knob senses, I've always packed a punch in that department...it's like a 500ml can of strongbow in girth) but since the advent of food, and beer, I have somewhat increased in mass...and could now be described as both tall and "cuddly"...

2. I did once have a gay streaked bleach thingy in me napper, but this was only so I could say I have done so, before it all fell out, something which is rapidly becoming reality.

3. I'm not sure who that may be, unless you are referring to my good friend, and fellow red, Chunk...who like his Goonies namesake, is on the chunky side, is friends with a weird headed monster who likes chocolate (me), and was once sick in the pictures...probably anyway...

4. Incorrect. Infact, last time I was down at Shane's gaff in London, I bought 4 people a chinese, cos I'm good like that...this never gets mentioned.
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Old 12th May 2008, 17:13   #49 (permalink)
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Isn't that CnutofAllCnuts ?
oh he is.

My bad then
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Old 12th May 2008, 18:14   #50 (permalink)
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Old 12th May 2008, 18:19   #51 (permalink)
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Lets get this straight...

1. I never used to be "Big" (not in knob senses, I've always packed a punch in that department...it's like a 500ml can of strongbow in girth) but since the advent of food, and beer, I have somewhat increased in mass...and could now be described as both tall and "cuddly"...

2. I did once have a gay streaked bleach thingy in me napper, but this was only so I could say I have done so, before it all fell out, something which is rapidly becoming reality.

3. I'm not sure who that may be, unless you are referring to my good friend, and fellow red, Chunk...who like his Goonies namesake, is on the chunky side, is friends with a weird headed monster who likes chocolate (me), and was once sick in the pictures...probably anyway...

4. Incorrect. Infact, last time I was down at Shane's gaff in London, I bought 4 people a chinese, cos I'm good like that...this never gets mentioned.
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Old 12th May 2008, 18:21   #52 (permalink)
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What Big Andy means to say is

Last time he was down at Blucks gaff he bought 4 Chineses all for Shane
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Old 12th May 2008, 18:22   #53 (permalink)
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Those missed
Fred
Big Andy
Balloonless


Those not missed
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marliman
balboa
africansouldja
omg
Thanks cunt
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Old 12th May 2008, 18:24   #54 (permalink)
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You are a cunt Balloonless

I was hoping you were dead
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Old 12th May 2008, 18:26   #55 (permalink)
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Old 12th May 2008, 18:32   #56 (permalink)
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You could try enticing Davo back with the sensible football forum he once craved.
wouldnt that be too much like the CFC forum's "intelligent forum" or whatever its called?
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Old 12th May 2008, 18:43   #57 (permalink)
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Old 12th May 2008, 20:14   #58 (permalink)
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No, I just wanted to check in on Topper and a few others.

Bluck and a few other are off to Mosgow, lucky bastards!
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Old 12th May 2008, 20:19   #59 (permalink)
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Lets get this straight...

1. I never used to be "Big" (not in knob senses, I've always packed a punch in that department...it's like a 500ml can of strongbow in girth) but since the advent of food, and beer, I have somewhat increased in mass...and could now be described as both tall and "cuddly"...

2. I did once have a gay streaked bleach thingy in me napper, but this was only so I could say I have done so, before it all fell out, something which is rapidly becoming reality.

3. I'm not sure who that may be, unless you are referring to my good friend, and fellow red, Chunk...who like his Goonies namesake, is on the chunky side, is friends with a weird headed monster who likes chocolate (me), and was once sick in the pictures...probably anyway...

4. Incorrect. Infact, last time I was down at Shane's gaff in London, I bought 4 people a chinese, cos I'm good like that...this never gets mentioned.
Ignore number 2, he loved that bleached mullet. He was forever telling us how great it looked, the big fairy.
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Old 12th May 2008, 22:19   #60 (permalink)
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Old 12th May 2008, 23:04   #61 (permalink)
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Where's Laura? She's hot.
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Old 12th May 2008, 23:22   #62 (permalink)
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Where's Laura? She's hot.
Hot indeed. I spoke to her in the not too distant, she is well. No idea if she's posting back on here again soon though, don't look like it does it!
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Old 12th May 2008, 23:23   #63 (permalink)
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WHere is she posting Brad
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Old 12th May 2008, 23:26   #64 (permalink)
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I don't know anywhere she's posting Pert. I think it's a bit like that crap film with Scarlett Johansson and that Irish biker lad, The Island. The Caf is the compound, the island is outside of it. She's escaped

Hopefully you won't understand any of that. Cos it was a dire film
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Old 12th May 2008, 23:26   #65 (permalink)
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4. Incorrect. Infact, last time I was down at Shane's gaff in London, I bought 4 people a chinese, cos I'm good like that...this never gets mentioned.
I don't fucking remember that..

I remember you dropping me a load of Stella off though, so you win a bit of credibility with that.. you round dodging cunt..
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Old 12th May 2008, 23:27   #66 (permalink)
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She was fit as fuck though
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Old 12th May 2008, 23:31   #67 (permalink)
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After her big night with the RR massive, she walked off into the distance with a slightly John Wayne swagger.. and was never seen again..

Either Brad has got her locked in his Cellar, or she is still getting her breath back..
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Old 12th May 2008, 23:33   #68 (permalink)
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Thats the second person to allege I lock people in cellars in recent days on here

I'll have the coppers on me soon, for no fault of my own!

I dropped her off at the airport last I saw her. Quite sad, she was great fun to have around. I think she was particularly impressed with my Mancunian March dancing to the indie tunes in Revolution... or not
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Old 12th May 2008, 23:37   #69 (permalink)
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Thats the second person to allege I lock people in cellars in recent days on here

I'll have the coppers on me soon, for no fault of my own!

I dropped her off at the airport last I saw her. Quite sad, she was great fun to have around. I think she was particularly impressed with my Mancunian March dancing to the indie tunes in Revolution... or not
if you need your cellar soundproofing the austrians do it best....guaranteed for 25 years or your money back!!!!
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Old 12th May 2008, 23:41   #70 (permalink)
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I dropped her off at the airport last I saw her.
The last anyone saw of her...
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Old 12th May 2008, 23:42   #71 (permalink)
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Bugger...
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