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Old 11th May 2008, 11:41   #1 (permalink)
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missing posters

the return of the prodical stoned.rose has got me thinking what ever became of other caf legend posters.

of all the a.w.o.l's and banned, who's posts do you miss,why, and can anyone shed any light on why they fecked off.

groundside, what became of that geezer. top poster

and what ever became of B.A (big andy to all yo' noobs), the finest, unparalleled poster the caf has ever had. the great big yid bang was funny fuck, and i miss his posts.
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Old 11th May 2008, 11:45   #2 (permalink)
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Davo's been gone since Christmas. He should come back, he is a very good poster.
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Old 11th May 2008, 11:47   #3 (permalink)
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Davo's been gone since Christmas. He should come back, he is a very good poster.
i sometimes get the feeling that davo is amongst us under a pseudonym.
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Old 11th May 2008, 11:48   #4 (permalink)
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Agreed about Groundside
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Old 11th May 2008, 12:01   #5 (permalink)
 
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Davo's been gone since Christmas. He should come back, he is a very good poster.
He's dead.

One's heart can only take so many 'it's ON!'s in a lifetime.
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Old 11th May 2008, 12:02   #6 (permalink)
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Big Andy or whatever his name is. Read a few posts of him and he sounds like top poster.
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Old 11th May 2008, 12:03   #7 (permalink)
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FredtheRed is missing too.
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Old 11th May 2008, 12:03   #8 (permalink)
 
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Agreed about Groundside
Before everyone got very gay, the entire WGC were quite amusing.

As was Slabber and Dubai Devil and some of the other ones.

Personally, I blame heroin. Nasty stuff that heroin.
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Old 11th May 2008, 12:05   #9 (permalink)
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We should entice them back to the Caf, with e-lager and e-crisps.
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Old 11th May 2008, 12:10   #10 (permalink)
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Dry your eyes lads, I'm back for the meantime.

But yes. Lots of the top posters have abandoned us, clearly due to the massive influx of cocks and the beat-off-brigade on this board.

Well that, and Heroin.
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Old 11th May 2008, 12:11   #11 (permalink)
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Cesc is back! Donut party!!
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Old 11th May 2008, 12:12   #12 (permalink)
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Davo was mostly amusing, but I think he lost the knack of the witty one-liner wind-ups that was his forte. That, or it got very old when every scouser on the board saw him as some kind of scouse-spastic martyr and started copying him and watering the whole thing down.

Peterstorey lives on in the spirit of Davo. Just a much, much less clever version.
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Old 11th May 2008, 12:18   #13 (permalink)
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i sometimes get the feeling that davo is amongst us under a pseudonym.
No way. Admins will know if the two user are posting from the same Ip or Ip range.
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Old 11th May 2008, 12:53   #14 (permalink)
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so where the feck is BA ? was very popular, went to games, met up with caftards for a pint or 20 before and after the game. surely the ground can't just open and swallow him up.

yes, it must be the heroin.
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Old 11th May 2008, 12:58   #15 (permalink)
 
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Its all fun and games until someone gets an air bubble in their heroin.
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Old 11th May 2008, 13:02   #16 (permalink)
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Its all fun and games until someone gets an air bubble in their heroin.
would be a great username that.

air_bubble_in _their _heroin
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Old 11th May 2008, 13:07   #17 (permalink)
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This thread reminded me of a poster I made a few years back (sorry spoony!)


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Old 11th May 2008, 13:09   #18 (permalink)
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I reckon they've probably moved on to a better place...
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Old 11th May 2008, 13:13   #19 (permalink)
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I reckon they've probably moved on to a better place...
www.bigdicksandstrapons.com it is then.

Glad we solved that mystery.
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Old 11th May 2008, 13:22   #20 (permalink)
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I reckon they've probably moved on to a better place...
Downgraded to a smaller place
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Old 11th May 2008, 13:44   #21 (permalink)
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I make up for the loss of several superb posters.
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Old 11th May 2008, 13:52   #22 (permalink)
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Slabber was quite funny I always thought.


There was a war though, and he lost.
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Old 11th May 2008, 14:26   #23 (permalink)
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Old 11th May 2008, 14:34   #24 (permalink)
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Can somebody give me a link to the forum wars?
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Old 11th May 2008, 14:36   #25 (permalink)
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Can somebody give me a link to the forum wars?
http://theforumwars.smackjeeves.com/

Hope this helps.
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Old 11th May 2008, 14:38   #26 (permalink)
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Can somebody give me a link to the forum wars?
You don't want any, trust me.
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Old 11th May 2008, 14:42   #27 (permalink)
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What is this forum wars that you speak of?
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Old 11th May 2008, 14:47   #28 (permalink)
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What is this forum wars that you speak of?
The recent Caf fall out....in rhyme
FAO Everyone that cares...
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Old 11th May 2008, 17:28   #29 (permalink)
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I miss Red Bunny..
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Old 11th May 2008, 19:01   #30 (permalink)
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FredtheRed is missing too.
yup was thinking I had not seen him for a while...certainly expected him after us beating the scum 3-0...

hope he is Ok...
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Old 11th May 2008, 19:32   #31 (permalink)
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Old 11th May 2008, 19:47   #32 (permalink)
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The Caff Rhyme thread was wunderbar - come back Davo
If United lose in Moscow, I bet he'll be here.
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Old 12th May 2008, 02:30   #33 (permalink)
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I miss Red Bunny..
No you don't.

Die.
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